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Nadja Cravensworth
@nadjacravensworth.bsky.social
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I know what it's like to be mocked and teased and cry myself to sleep by the light of a burning donkey.

Totally normal human. No God people, no red yanks, no nuns, no nuns, none.

Influencers - Fuck off and try doing something useful with your life.
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I don't know how much Matt Stone and Trey Parker are paying their lawyers, but having seen the latest episode, I'm sure it's not enough!

Also absolute genius, as ever.
A scene from Southpark where trump and vance have sex. Vance's back is facing us, with a blue thong and hairy back. Trump is making a kissing face with his eyes closed.
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Gotta pay the dog tax! This is our latest rescue boy.
A large brindle dog is lying down with his face smushed on a cream coloured sofa.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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"Why is there a DOG in our arena, mother?"

"All you do these days is shit in it and eat the hedge anyway."

"That is NOT the point!"
Three horses in a green paddock on a grey Welsh day. Left to right there's a chestnut mare in a silver rug, a bay mare in a maroon rug, and a naked black gelding. They're all staring at me over a wooden post and rail fence into a black rubber covered arena corner.
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Every. Single. Time.
Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. In the first panel he says "oh, you added a new AI feature? Impressive. Very nice." In the second panel he says "now, show me how I disable it".
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Someone was a sleepy boy this morning!

#shire #horsesofbluesky
A large black shire horse rests his leg while looking 3/4 to the camera. He has 3 white legs and a white blaze. He's standing on grass with a fence behind him and a moody, white, wispy looking sky above.
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Was worth getting rained on! Still love being able to see a whole rainbow 🌈
A green field with wooden post and rail fencing with a deep blue sky with whispy clouds. A rainbow goes all the way from the top of the fence on the left to the right, almost a whole semi circle.
October 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Throw back to our anniversary at the end of September. So grateful to have this virtually on the doorstep, and blissfully tourist free!
Llanberis pass, the view down towards Llanberis and Caernarfon just past the top of Snowdon. It's a sunny day with a few clouds, the road is lined with a dry stone wall either side and the majestic mountains. A slightly clouded view of Snowdon!
October 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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"Super Elfin" - The leaves have gone, but the flowers stay like little fairy lights, usually until after Christmas!
A wooden water butt, an old brewery barrel, with a profusion of small red roses covering the top and tumbling over the sides. There are barely any leaves on it, but dozens of flowers.
October 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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The vet complemented us on how well the 3 year old did with his teeth and jabs (he really is amazing)... slightly ruined by the 32 year old who needed sedation for hers 😅

I swear she does it for the good drugs! Had a good hour of drooling and napping. I feel you Boo. Wish my dentist did the same!
A bay mare with her head over a green stable door (which will be painted soon which is why it looks manky!). She's sleepy, drooling, and has a big floppy lower lip.
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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I like this version myself...
A museum display of a King James bibe with an intentional (or not?) Typo saying "thou shalt commit adultery".
September 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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You know it's autumn when the Acer can't decide what colour to be! (Spoiler: They're all gorgeous).
An acer in a bed in front of a cream stone house with a weather vane on the roof. It's various shades of green, yellow, red, and orange, all one one tree. A closeup of the individual Acer leaves, showing some that are red, yellow, green, and orange, all in one leaf. They look like gorgeous rainbows.
September 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Gorgeous sky this morning, in a beautiful part of the world. Have a good day everyone!
A moody, patchy cloudy sky sits above bright blue with a view to the hills beyond. I think this is a mackerel sky, with altostratus clouds? Beautiful either way, and the sun is peeking through as if through paper.
September 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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I had two of the things. Damn woke Welsh weather!.
A double rainbow over a riding arena.
September 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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We adopted this boy 3 weeks ago. Much better than alternative news!
A large brindle dog sits on a sofa with a grey blanket, enjoying dad cuddles.
September 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Saw this earlier too 😂 I do this every time.
Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) in two panels. The first panel he's saying "Oh, you added a new AI feature. Impressive very nice". In the second panel, he says "Now, show me how I disable it."
September 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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THAT'S the bible Maga use. Makes much more sense now.
A photo of a King James bible which reads "though SHALL commit adultery". The publisher was fined £300, and they don't know if it was intentional, or a rush job.
September 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Giving up all your ECHR rights to get rid of brown people... sounds like a Refuck voter to me.
A smiling man, labelled as a Reform voter reaches towards a balloon which reads "getting rid of brown people". In the next panel he is held back by a pair of arms labelled "freedom from torture, freedom from slavery, right to liberty and security, right to a fair trial, right to respect for private and family life, bkmw and correspondence, freedom of thought, belief and expression, freedom of assembly, protection from discrimination, right to education, right to free elections. The man is now sweating while smiling, but still reaching for the balloon. Basically ignoring the rights the ECHR gives, in favour of getting rid of brown people.
September 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Thank you! And yes, he has 🤣
A large brindle dog gets belly rubs from dad on his new sofa.
September 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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So many butterflies! Plus the Buddleja smells AMAZING!
August 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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I've been wobbling about doing the stables, and also questioning my life choices in 30° weather 😅 Looks amazing, love some Farrow and Ball!
A fresh painted stable and gable end, all in black.
August 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Oh wow! He's beautiful, and what a shine on that coat 😍 This is my big lad. He's only 3, and I'm too scared to measure him, but the mare on his left is 15.2 😬. They even match!
A black shire stands next to a bay mare behind a wooden gate.
July 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Ah Wales, you never disappoint!
View of Portmeirion from the path by the hotel, overlooking the sea, some gorgeous pink and dark pink hydrangeas, and of course the Welsh flag!
July 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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My home away from home! So good to be back.
Photo of the front of the Hotel Portmeirion Photo of Portmeirion village, including the Italianate buildings and the pool 😍
July 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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This beauty took a minute to say hi. I *think* its a damselfly?
A vivid green Damselfly (?) Sits on a gravel driveway.
July 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I love it! Reminds me of our little rescue mare (on the left!). I'd hang it with pride, and smile every time I saw it 😍
A small bay mare stands next to a Shire.
July 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM