Nadja Cravensworth
@nadjacravensworth.bsky.social
I know what it's like to be mocked and teased and cry myself to sleep by the light of a burning donkey.
Totally normal human. No God people, no red yanks, no nuns, no nuns, none.
Influencers - Fuck off and try doing something useful with your life.
Totally normal human. No God people, no red yanks, no nuns, no nuns, none.
Influencers - Fuck off and try doing something useful with your life.
I don't know how much Matt Stone and Trey Parker are paying their lawyers, but having seen the latest episode, I'm sure it's not enough!
Also absolute genius, as ever.
Also absolute genius, as ever.
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I don't know how much Matt Stone and Trey Parker are paying their lawyers, but having seen the latest episode, I'm sure it's not enough!
Also absolute genius, as ever.
Also absolute genius, as ever.
Watched an episode of Eurotrash (1995) last night with an Italian producer of a teen TV show, with one standout star.
The guy flat out said "I'd marry her in a heartbeat if she was younger".
Readers - she had just turned 18.
Our society has been toxic for a long, long time.
The guy flat out said "I'd marry her in a heartbeat if she was younger".
Readers - she had just turned 18.
Our society has been toxic for a long, long time.
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Watched an episode of Eurotrash (1995) last night with an Italian producer of a teen TV show, with one standout star.
The guy flat out said "I'd marry her in a heartbeat if she was younger".
Readers - she had just turned 18.
Our society has been toxic for a long, long time.
The guy flat out said "I'd marry her in a heartbeat if she was younger".
Readers - she had just turned 18.
Our society has been toxic for a long, long time.
The rest of the world can't wait to get underpaid jobs with no healthcare in a country where you can be disappeared because you got a tan, or denied medical care because of your gender.
Form an orderly queue, folks!
Form an orderly queue, folks!
So Trump says he has to “bring in” foreign talent because American workers don’t have it. I also notice he says “No YOU don’t have it, instead of WE, Americas President is a literal foreign agent
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The rest of the world can't wait to get underpaid jobs with no healthcare in a country where you can be disappeared because you got a tan, or denied medical care because of your gender.
Form an orderly queue, folks!
Form an orderly queue, folks!
Since everyone is doing Christmas already...
Dear Santa,
All I want this year is a family who know how to load a fucking dishwasher.
Thanks.
Will also accept coal.
Dear Santa,
All I want this year is a family who know how to load a fucking dishwasher.
Thanks.
Will also accept coal.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Since everyone is doing Christmas already...
Dear Santa,
All I want this year is a family who know how to load a fucking dishwasher.
Thanks.
Will also accept coal.
Dear Santa,
All I want this year is a family who know how to load a fucking dishwasher.
Thanks.
Will also accept coal.
Listen guys, things suck, it's dark, it's dreary, it's usually raining...
BUT I found @greenevillezoo.bsky.social and honestly, their posts are brilliant and never fail to put a smile on my face.
Give them a follow if you need more smiles per hour this week!
BUT I found @greenevillezoo.bsky.social and honestly, their posts are brilliant and never fail to put a smile on my face.
Give them a follow if you need more smiles per hour this week!
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Listen guys, things suck, it's dark, it's dreary, it's usually raining...
BUT I found @greenevillezoo.bsky.social and honestly, their posts are brilliant and never fail to put a smile on my face.
Give them a follow if you need more smiles per hour this week!
BUT I found @greenevillezoo.bsky.social and honestly, their posts are brilliant and never fail to put a smile on my face.
Give them a follow if you need more smiles per hour this week!
So, Musk gets a trillion dollars (that's $1,000,000,000,000) for tanking a shit brand of EV which keep catching fire, while WORKING Americans starve.
Have I got that right?
Maybe he'll fuck off to Mars in an exploding rocket and start the 4th Reich there with his paedophile, Republican cronies.
Have I got that right?
Maybe he'll fuck off to Mars in an exploding rocket and start the 4th Reich there with his paedophile, Republican cronies.
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
So, Musk gets a trillion dollars (that's $1,000,000,000,000) for tanking a shit brand of EV which keep catching fire, while WORKING Americans starve.
Have I got that right?
Maybe he'll fuck off to Mars in an exploding rocket and start the 4th Reich there with his paedophile, Republican cronies.
Have I got that right?
Maybe he'll fuck off to Mars in an exploding rocket and start the 4th Reich there with his paedophile, Republican cronies.
"Why is there a DOG in our arena, mother?"
"All you do these days is shit in it and eat the hedge anyway."
"That is NOT the point!"
"All you do these days is shit in it and eat the hedge anyway."
"That is NOT the point!"
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"Why is there a DOG in our arena, mother?"
"All you do these days is shit in it and eat the hedge anyway."
"That is NOT the point!"
"All you do these days is shit in it and eat the hedge anyway."
"That is NOT the point!"
Perfect evening to watch this masterpiece!
As we all wake up to last night's seismic shifts away from autocracy/fascism, might I recommend this movie to watch this November 5. It couldn't be more relevant with its messages than now. Also a damn fine movie in general.
November 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Perfect evening to watch this masterpiece!
Am I really petty enough to pay another £3 to not have my parcel delivered by Amazon?
Yes, apparently. Yes I am.
Worth it.
Yes, apparently. Yes I am.
Worth it.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Am I really petty enough to pay another £3 to not have my parcel delivered by Amazon?
Yes, apparently. Yes I am.
Worth it.
Yes, apparently. Yes I am.
Worth it.
I can't help but find it hilarious that the generations of people who grew up wondering what the fuck Hitler was doing with that moustache will be replaced by people wondering what the fuck trump was doing with an orange face.
#JustFascistThings
#JustFascistThings
a man wearing a surgical gown and a mask says but why
Alt: Ryan Reynolds wearing a surgical gown and a mask says but why
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I can't help but find it hilarious that the generations of people who grew up wondering what the fuck Hitler was doing with that moustache will be replaced by people wondering what the fuck trump was doing with an orange face.
#JustFascistThings
#JustFascistThings
Honestly I wasn't expecting the US to turn into "Outbreak" this soon. I had "Civil War" on that particular sweepstake.
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Honestly I wasn't expecting the US to turn into "Outbreak" this soon. I had "Civil War" on that particular sweepstake.
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Was worth getting rained on! Still love being able to see a whole rainbow 🌈
October 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Was worth getting rained on! Still love being able to see a whole rainbow 🌈
Throw back to our anniversary at the end of September. So grateful to have this virtually on the doorstep, and blissfully tourist free!
October 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Throw back to our anniversary at the end of September. So grateful to have this virtually on the doorstep, and blissfully tourist free!
To think the Americans made such a fuss in 1814 over a few burn marks, only to tear the building down themselves.
At least you'd have universal healthcare and an intact White House... just saying.
At least you'd have universal healthcare and an intact White House... just saying.
October 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
To think the Americans made such a fuss in 1814 over a few burn marks, only to tear the building down themselves.
At least you'd have universal healthcare and an intact White House... just saying.
At least you'd have universal healthcare and an intact White House... just saying.
At this point I'm assuming the White House will be torn down in favour of a tacky, gold version of Versailles, hopefully with similar consequences.
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
At this point I'm assuming the White House will be torn down in favour of a tacky, gold version of Versailles, hopefully with similar consequences.
There's nothing quite like listening to the woman who insisted I eat everything I put on my plate ask the dog if he likes her buns because she has time to make him something else if not.
He can also track mud through the house with wild abandon and slobber all over her floors.
Sigh.
He can also track mud through the house with wild abandon and slobber all over her floors.
Sigh.
October 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
There's nothing quite like listening to the woman who insisted I eat everything I put on my plate ask the dog if he likes her buns because she has time to make him something else if not.
He can also track mud through the house with wild abandon and slobber all over her floors.
Sigh.
He can also track mud through the house with wild abandon and slobber all over her floors.
Sigh.
"Super Elfin" - The leaves have gone, but the flowers stay like little fairy lights, usually until after Christmas!
October 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Super Elfin" - The leaves have gone, but the flowers stay like little fairy lights, usually until after Christmas!
The vet complemented us on how well the 3 year old did with his teeth and jabs (he really is amazing)... slightly ruined by the 32 year old who needed sedation for hers 😅
I swear she does it for the good drugs! Had a good hour of drooling and napping. I feel you Boo. Wish my dentist did the same!
I swear she does it for the good drugs! Had a good hour of drooling and napping. I feel you Boo. Wish my dentist did the same!
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The vet complemented us on how well the 3 year old did with his teeth and jabs (he really is amazing)... slightly ruined by the 32 year old who needed sedation for hers 😅
I swear she does it for the good drugs! Had a good hour of drooling and napping. I feel you Boo. Wish my dentist did the same!
I swear she does it for the good drugs! Had a good hour of drooling and napping. I feel you Boo. Wish my dentist did the same!
I'm 42 years old, and it really shouldn't matter, but getting an upnod of approval and a heartfelt "nice car!" from two teenagers still feels fucking amazing 🤣
October 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm 42 years old, and it really shouldn't matter, but getting an upnod of approval and a heartfelt "nice car!" from two teenagers still feels fucking amazing 🤣
You know it's autumn when the Acer can't decide what colour to be! (Spoiler: They're all gorgeous).
September 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You know it's autumn when the Acer can't decide what colour to be! (Spoiler: They're all gorgeous).
Gorgeous sky this morning, in a beautiful part of the world. Have a good day everyone!
September 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Gorgeous sky this morning, in a beautiful part of the world. Have a good day everyone!
Constantly amazed at the mental gymnastics the yanks will go to to defend archaic, dangerous, and ridiculous gun laws.
Don't argue - take a long, hard look at what you've become and then tell me there's some magical good guy with a gun coming to save the day.
And maybe stop watching so many films.
Don't argue - take a long, hard look at what you've become and then tell me there's some magical good guy with a gun coming to save the day.
And maybe stop watching so many films.
September 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Constantly amazed at the mental gymnastics the yanks will go to to defend archaic, dangerous, and ridiculous gun laws.
Don't argue - take a long, hard look at what you've become and then tell me there's some magical good guy with a gun coming to save the day.
And maybe stop watching so many films.
Don't argue - take a long, hard look at what you've become and then tell me there's some magical good guy with a gun coming to save the day.
And maybe stop watching so many films.
Why do I feel like there should be a big sign outside the White House that reads "X days since last mass shooting"?
The great thing is they can just leave it on 0 most days.
The great thing is they can just leave it on 0 most days.
September 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Why do I feel like there should be a big sign outside the White House that reads "X days since last mass shooting"?
The great thing is they can just leave it on 0 most days.
The great thing is they can just leave it on 0 most days.
To anyone who actually believes that America went to shit with the onset of Trumpism, please watch the Hurricane Katrina documentary ASAP.
Sorry to burst your bubbles.
I'm also a bit in love with Lt. General Honoré... but who wouldn't be?!
Sorry to burst your bubbles.
I'm also a bit in love with Lt. General Honoré... but who wouldn't be?!
September 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
To anyone who actually believes that America went to shit with the onset of Trumpism, please watch the Hurricane Katrina documentary ASAP.
Sorry to burst your bubbles.
I'm also a bit in love with Lt. General Honoré... but who wouldn't be?!
Sorry to burst your bubbles.
I'm also a bit in love with Lt. General Honoré... but who wouldn't be?!