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Chris T
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Software Engineer by day
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MAGA, tankies, and people who hated The Last Jedi: save me a step and block me first
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Have you checked on the latest BTEI (burrito taxi economic index)?
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Oh my God I actually get to do the meme...
Homer Simpson: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
October 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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For everyone asking what happened:
theswu 3h In a new interview with the Associated Press, Adam Driver reveals that he wanted to make another Star Wars film titled "The Hunt for Ben Solo": Driver outlined the story with Steven Soderbergh & Rebecca Blunt The story was set after 'The Rise Of Skywalker' Lucasfilm showed interest and Scott Z. Burns was hired to pen the script Driver called it "one of the coolest (expletive) scripts I had ever been a part of." Executives at Disney ultimately cancelled the project
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?" No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
October 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I love this one, because now the example is outdated.
Screenshot of my Google Photos searching for "bird".
October 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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It's giving this tweet
kassy cho @kassy friendly reminder that you don't get to celebrate lunar new year unless you're literally from a country that does or if you are invited by someone who is from a country that does Andy Wang @AdequateAndy 1d Replying to @kassy friendly reminder that I hereby formally invite everyone to celebrate lunar new year
October 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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We're basically at the original novelization of Star Wars.
ANOTHER GALAXY, ANOTHER TIME. The Old Republic was the Republic of legend, greater than distance or time. No need to note where it was or whence it came, only to know that … it was the Republic. Once, under the wise rule of the Senate and the protection of the Jedi Knights, the Republic throve and grew. But as often happens when wealth and power pass beyond the admirable and attain the awesome, then appear those evil ones who have greed to match. So it was with the Republic at its height. Like the greatest of trees, able to withstand any external attack, the Republic rotted from within though the danger was not visible from outside. Aided and abetted by restless, power-hungry individuals within the government, and the massive organs of commerce, the ambitious Senator Palpatine caused himself to be elected President of the Republic. He promised to reunite the disaffected among the people and to restore the remembered glory of the Republic. Once secure in office he declared himself Emperor, shutting himself away from the populace. Soon he was controlled by the very assistants and boot-lickers he had appointed to high office, and the cries of the people for justice did not reach his ears. Having exterminated through treachery and deception the Jedi Knights, guardians of justice in the galaxy, the Imperial governors and bureaucrats prepared to institute a reign of terror among the disheartened worlds of the galaxy. Many used the Imperial forces and the name of the increasingly isolated Emperor to further their own personal ambitions.
September 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Whenever people start dunking on tankies, there's always one of these people waiting around to out themselves.
Bluesky post that says: they mention this in the thread and someone goes "yeah but tankies haven't read Marx." Sure, man, the problem is other people not knowing what they're talking about. Simpsons "weird nerds meme" Tankies Legitimate criticism Leftists no one was talking about
September 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Polandball comic with America saying "Hey there.. Poland.. you alright bud?" While Poland stares at a big red button with a '5' on it.
September 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Even if you want to give them the benefit of the doubt that they didn't do it for money and were afraid the administration would do more, they are still cowards. Because do you know what happens in every Disney movie when a good guy betrays their friends thinking they are doing the right thing?
September 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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<gestures wildly>
Landon Calrissian: "I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever."
September 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Hey, quick question, what is this symbol on their backpacks?
Code Pink protestors wearing the Russian "Z" on their backpacks.
September 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Hmmm, decent enough! Safe bet for another sequel. Not gonna break the box office, but a sizeable haul.
All Releases DOMESTIC (34.3%) $196,350,016 INTERNATIONAL (65.7%) $375,700,000 WORLDWIDE $572,050,016 The movie cost before P&A a net of $135M, 75% funded by Legendary with Warner Bros covering 25%. Filmmaker Adam Wingard's second Godzilla movie after the 2021 edition begins its overseas rollout on Wednesday with such majors as Spain and Korea before adding Italy, Australia and all of Latin America on Thursday. On Friday, the UK and China join the fray.
September 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I think someday there will be case studies about Fandom Brain™. How does one delude themselves into a take like this? Lol
The MCU has made over $32 billion The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy has made over $4.4 billion. Every one made over $1 billion, and TFA made over $2 billion alone. Even the standalone Star Wars stories have averaged over $700,000 per film. And that's dragged down by the only actual "flop" in Solo.
August 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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"what you said was dumb as shit, I'm not reading the book that proves you correct"
August 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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TiredmominPA 6mo ago Can't wait!! Only question is why did you choose to open in that area? OP 6mo ago FitnessGuyKinda Thanks. I think the area has potential if done right. ButtsendWeaners 1d ago Guess you were wrong
August 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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K-Pop Demon Hunters was really good. Couldn't quite put my finger on why the trio felt so familiar...
K-Pop Demon Hunters Powerpuff Girls
August 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Why does her makeup make her increasingly look like a Who?
August 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Amazing ratio
No ONE should be booted out of a pub for having an opinion. Even a creep like Vance. The dumbest thing I'll read all day
August 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Ended up having to block the guy because I stepped away from BlueSky for ~10 minutes to put my daughter to bed and came back to FOURTEEN NOTIFICATIONS.

Anyway, Hasan Piker getting dickrode by a guy who has Ecce Homo as his banner and St John Philby as his pfp tracks.
Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social 19m This site has everything Berieus Brobleem, th... @berieu... 2h are you just mad that Hasan Piker criticizes the genocidal apartheid state and the hateful ideology that is zionism? I think you are. This smacks of sour grapes. Dude's profile banner is Ecce Homo, a popular antisemitic trope in Christianity that lays blame upon the Jews for Jesus' death. And his pfp is St. John Philby, an antisemitic fascist. Easy block
August 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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God, what a throwback. I had forgotten he suggested selling it for FIFTY DOLLARS and he'd take a 20% cut lmao.
AITA for trying to sell my sandwich recipe to various deli's in my town? (self.AmItheAsshole) submitted 1 days ago /r/AmItheAsshole Recently I came up with what I think is a very delicious and innovative sandwich recipe. The ingredients compliment each other beautifully even though the combination is unique. I came up with a basic business idea to generate some extra money from this sandwich. The city I live in has a lot of deli's, old school kind of places and also newer "hipster" kind of places and everything in between. I have been approaching the managers at these deli's with the following proposal: For a one-time fee of $50 I will sell them the recipe and also conduct a training session for their staff on how to properly make the sandwich and also to educate them on the themes present in the sandwich. Then, I will take a 20% cut of the the price for each sandwich sold. (So let's say just 1 deli took my deal, and they charged $10 for my sandwich, and they only sold 10 of them per day. I'd make $140 per week ($190 the first week with my fee) and basically $560 per month. From ONE place. But to be honest I have faith my sandwich would probably sell around 40-50 per day given the volume of customers and the quality of my sandwich, so you do the math. Plus I'd be having more than one deli sell it...ka-ching!) I have approached 11 deli managers so far and every one so far has said no, and a few of them have even acted weird or even rude to me on the matter. Twice I got into a slight argument based on the interaction. They don't seem to understand the value of my sandwich, I think maybe many of them are too proud to take on a recipe from an outsider, but I feel I am being reasonable.
August 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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It's always the argument.
Scooby-Doo unmasking villain meme: Top text: "I just want to relax and have fun" Bottom text: "...but I refuse to do that unless I am allowed to win more times than I lose."
August 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Repost with a tweet you still think about

(for posterity)
daisey @lilplantmami 1d my husband and i wake up every morning and bring our coffee out to our garden and sit and talk for hours. every morning. it never gets old & we never run out of things to talk to. love him so much. 1,992 24.8K 265K KarlMaldensNose @FerreroGreg Replying to @lilplantmami I wake up everyday with chronic pain (tarsal tunnel syndrome), and wash my OCD medication down with an iced oat milk latte. But Wuteva -PotatoE poTotO ama rite?.
August 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Counterpoint:
A British Avro Lancaster heavy bomber dropping food supplies over Nazi-occupied Netherlands for Operation Manna to aid during the Dutch famine of 1944-45.
August 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM