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Nick Jensen
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🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈 | he/him | 📍 Utah | On here for the memes, news, sports, and escaping the formerly great hellscape known as Twitter.

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September 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
A big thank you to the universe today.

Having the firemen working out at my gym for my first workout in over a week. The eye candy and the motivation. 🙏🏼
August 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Gaga. You have my heart forever and ever ❤️❤️❤️❤️
August 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Gaga tonight ❤️❤️❤️
August 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Seattle ❤️❤️ here for the next week
August 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Forgot to charge my headphones and now at the gym. The worst mistake you can make 😭
August 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"We feel that there could be better alignment in the future, and would love to keep in touch. We just don't have the right opening for your skillset and level at this time."
July 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
WW3 starting, and Im on a walk in a park blasting Gaga. Remember anyone who cares to find me in the afterlife -- I will be on the lesbian cloud/section/jail. Can't wait to see you all <3
June 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Still down bad, still crying at the gym
June 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social on President Trump and Elon Musk:

“Oh man. The girls are fighting, aren't they?“
June 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Fuck June 1st
June 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My car is officially paid off as of today 🎊🥳
May 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I dont wear my glasses to drive to the airport. But I do pull them out and wear them to people watch at the airport.
May 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
And just like that, spring semester is done and over with. Final grades still TBD, but should be nothing but straight As. On to summer semester!
May 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Talking to new guys on the apps is like pulling teeth. Why you on the apps if you're not looking to date or even talk to people lol 😂
April 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Super proud of my fitness journey since Jan. Then I switched from a cardio only exercise routine to include lifting weights in the gym for the first time - ever. Here's what it got me:

-- Kept the same weight/BMI throughout, but lost 3% body fat
-- shaved 1m 30s off my mile run - down to 9m & 4s!
April 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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SKYLIGHT SOCIAL IS #1 IN ENTERTAINMENT!!!

Thank you to everyone who left reviews and helped make this happen!

We beat TikTok 🤯

#skylightsocial #tiktokban
April 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I'm no good with patterns. Can someone help me out here?
April 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Mayhem Ball tix secured <3
April 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I need a job, one that relocates me to Seattle plzz
March 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
When the group vacation turns out shitty, and you actually gained stress cause of it - was it truly a vacation?
March 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Someone. Help. The extroverts dragged me to fucking JoJo Siwa live. Help
March 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Rich's @ San Diego.

I love you forever ❤️❤️
March 22, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I'm the only introvert traveling with 3 other extroverts and these bitches are up and talking nonstop AT FUCKING 7 AM.

KILLLLL ME
March 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM