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Drive thru speaker: *pbsrchzt* Hi welscome to Taco Hell wouzld you like to try *pbsrchzt*all new Cheeszzy Demon Core Burrito today?"
Me: "No thanks, can I get uh-... wait... Actually yeah I'll take two. Did you just say Taco Hell?"
Speaker: *pbsrchzt* Come through the second window pleazse
Me: "No thanks, can I get uh-... wait... Actually yeah I'll take two. Did you just say Taco Hell?"
Speaker: *pbsrchzt* Come through the second window pleazse
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The infinite amount of “you laugh you lose” content is a million different “people just be fucking around and finding out clips” of the modern age. Human behavior persists. I wish I could see what 1450’s or 1700’s FAFO clips would have been
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The infinite amount of “you laugh you lose” content is a million different “people just be fucking around and finding out clips” of the modern age. Human behavior persists. I wish I could see what 1450’s or 1700’s FAFO clips would have been
The strength of legs will prevail against the accursed torso, your allies in arms will be the head of the defense
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The strength of legs will prevail against the accursed torso, your allies in arms will be the head of the defense
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definitive Full English:
✅ gooped stinkers
✅ rasher of pud sausage
✅ guts on toast
✅ skuggle & reek
✅ fried wet
✅ pan fucked potatoes
✅ pond scummies
✅ bitched mushrooms
✅ wheat meat
✅ gooped stinkers
✅ rasher of pud sausage
✅ guts on toast
✅ skuggle & reek
✅ fried wet
✅ pan fucked potatoes
✅ pond scummies
✅ bitched mushrooms
✅ wheat meat
October 12, 2023 at 3:59 PM
definitive Full English:
✅ gooped stinkers
✅ rasher of pud sausage
✅ guts on toast
✅ skuggle & reek
✅ fried wet
✅ pan fucked potatoes
✅ pond scummies
✅ bitched mushrooms
✅ wheat meat
✅ gooped stinkers
✅ rasher of pud sausage
✅ guts on toast
✅ skuggle & reek
✅ fried wet
✅ pan fucked potatoes
✅ pond scummies
✅ bitched mushrooms
✅ wheat meat
Gaining and losing 1000lbs so that I can make a fun origami with my leftover flabby skin
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Gaining and losing 1000lbs so that I can make a fun origami with my leftover flabby skin
I have more games that I know what to do with. If no new games were made from this day on, GenAI or not, I'd be fine. Beyond fine
"what games will you play when everything uses AI?"
So there's this cool thing called playing older games, did you know we have hundreds of thousands of them?
Enough to keep someone busy for multiple lifetimes?
I'm not gonna run out anytime soon
Still hoping the AI bubble bursts though of course
So there's this cool thing called playing older games, did you know we have hundreds of thousands of them?
Enough to keep someone busy for multiple lifetimes?
I'm not gonna run out anytime soon
Still hoping the AI bubble bursts though of course
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I have more games that I know what to do with. If no new games were made from this day on, GenAI or not, I'd be fine. Beyond fine
I'm out here slapping the titties off every marble statue hoping there's an ancient scroll inside
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I'm out here slapping the titties off every marble statue hoping there's an ancient scroll inside
One cum tribute, under God
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
One cum tribute, under God
I bet the iron giant is good as hell at badminton
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I bet the iron giant is good as hell at badminton
I know a good power metal cover when I fuckin see it. It just sticks out in a grid of images, my eyes scan and I immediately lock in. I appreciate the logo, the color scheme of the whole thing, the cover image itself.
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I know a good power metal cover when I fuckin see it. It just sticks out in a grid of images, my eyes scan and I immediately lock in. I appreciate the logo, the color scheme of the whole thing, the cover image itself.
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Ghost: "-and I trained 25 years for this battle... only to be slain immediately..."
Me, looking for gold in the burial chamber but being like really casual about it: "Wow man, that has to be rough and whatever"
Me, looking for gold in the burial chamber but being like really casual about it: "Wow man, that has to be rough and whatever"
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ghost: "-and I trained 25 years for this battle... only to be slain immediately..."
Me, looking for gold in the burial chamber but being like really casual about it: "Wow man, that has to be rough and whatever"
Me, looking for gold in the burial chamber but being like really casual about it: "Wow man, that has to be rough and whatever"
Drive thru speaker: *pbsrchzt* Hi welscome to Taco Hell wouzld you like to try *pbsrchzt*all new Cheeszzy Demon Core Burrito today?"
Me: "No thanks, can I get uh-... wait... Actually yeah I'll take two. Did you just say Taco Hell?"
Speaker: *pbsrchzt* Come through the second window pleazse
Me: "No thanks, can I get uh-... wait... Actually yeah I'll take two. Did you just say Taco Hell?"
Speaker: *pbsrchzt* Come through the second window pleazse
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Drive thru speaker: *pbsrchzt* Hi welscome to Taco Hell wouzld you like to try *pbsrchzt*all new Cheeszzy Demon Core Burrito today?"
Me: "No thanks, can I get uh-... wait... Actually yeah I'll take two. Did you just say Taco Hell?"
Speaker: *pbsrchzt* Come through the second window pleazse
Me: "No thanks, can I get uh-... wait... Actually yeah I'll take two. Did you just say Taco Hell?"
Speaker: *pbsrchzt* Come through the second window pleazse
Who cancelled the dog wars
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Who cancelled the dog wars
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dogs are either children or old men, no in between. cats are always teenagers. hope this clears some things up
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
dogs are either children or old men, no in between. cats are always teenagers. hope this clears some things up
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Patenting a workout program called Cat Fitness, where I loan you my giant cat and you get muscles from picking him up a lot
July 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Patenting a workout program called Cat Fitness, where I loan you my giant cat and you get muscles from picking him up a lot
Toilet season is off to a rocky start, reports Bloomberg
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Toilet season is off to a rocky start, reports Bloomberg
I’m sprawled out on the autopsy table asking for a sprite
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m sprawled out on the autopsy table asking for a sprite
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there should be a butt that's big
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
there should be a butt that's big
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Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.
Eventually I did do something about it and it's now fallen 3 more times so fuck this shelf I am getting a new one
My shelf fell. I’ve decided that I’m not going to do anything about it and instead rely on the structural integrity of the contents underneath each shelf to keep it from falling further
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Eventually I did do something about it and it's now fallen 3 more times so fuck this shelf I am getting a new one
Folding my arms in a haughty and stoic stance, chest puffed out and shaking my head so everyone knows I disapprove
November 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Folding my arms in a haughty and stoic stance, chest puffed out and shaking my head so everyone knows I disapprove
Trying to lift something that's far too heavy and tipping forward to eat total shit on the floor
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Trying to lift something that's far too heavy and tipping forward to eat total shit on the floor
Oh popular game clash has a limited ass bro in makeup for season 5 that we will never see again, for the equivalent of $5 in PeeBucks? That's nice. I just entered KLJ897 to unlock Jango Fett on lego star wars complete saga. I can do this as many times as I want on unlimited saves.
Telling me that a game has "Seasons" is a 100% guarantee that I will never play it or give a shit about it. That model is all about limited shit that drives microtransactions and I would much rather miss out on all of what might be a little fun to play all the games I already own forever
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oh popular game clash has a limited ass bro in makeup for season 5 that we will never see again, for the equivalent of $5 in PeeBucks? That's nice. I just entered KLJ897 to unlock Jango Fett on lego star wars complete saga. I can do this as many times as I want on unlimited saves.