MysterySteve
@mysterysteve.bsky.social
Co-runner of ImproVR | Cohost of some comedy shows | any pronouns work | genderfluid bisexual, if you're curious.
$30 to St. Jude and I shave my beard
$30 to St. Jude and I shave my beard
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HEY IM LIVE SONIC RACE!!! www.twitch.tv/missusashleyb
MissusAshleyB - Twitch
She/Her They/Them. A weirdo that yaps weekly on the Thought Bubble Podcast and streams games sporadically otherwise. Cute, scary, rpg, action you name it ill probably play it.
www.twitch.tv
October 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
HEY IM LIVE SONIC RACE!!! www.twitch.tv/missusashleyb
One of my favourite things on the planet is when I get to hear someone whose job isn't to present things or be entertaining explain their area of expertise in an a more entertaining way than you've ever heard before
April 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
One of my favourite things on the planet is when I get to hear someone whose job isn't to present things or be entertaining explain their area of expertise in an a more entertaining way than you've ever heard before
One of my favourite parts of the day is that 20 minute span of the morning when I can do a pretty good Jeff Bridges impression
January 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
One of my favourite parts of the day is that 20 minute span of the morning when I can do a pretty good Jeff Bridges impression
Being an autistic extrovert is a tightrope walk. Find enough of a crowd to feed off the social energy, but not so much that you're overstimulated
December 29, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Being an autistic extrovert is a tightrope walk. Find enough of a crowd to feed off the social energy, but not so much that you're overstimulated
TIL the time of day is actually relevant to 'Christmas Eve'
I thought we were the only ones who did the sunset shit 🤷♀️✡️🎄
I thought we were the only ones who did the sunset shit 🤷♀️✡️🎄
December 24, 2023 at 6:28 PM
TIL the time of day is actually relevant to 'Christmas Eve'
I thought we were the only ones who did the sunset shit 🤷♀️✡️🎄
I thought we were the only ones who did the sunset shit 🤷♀️✡️🎄
If there is a savoury recipe without onions and garlic, it should not be recognized by the state
December 8, 2023 at 6:30 PM
If there is a savoury recipe without onions and garlic, it should not be recognized by the state
The older Christopher Lloyd gets, he still just looks more and more like Emmett Brown and it's so wholesome and I love it
December 3, 2023 at 10:36 AM
The older Christopher Lloyd gets, he still just looks more and more like Emmett Brown and it's so wholesome and I love it
I can figure out how to insert the usb right the first time, but I'll still say the wrong one when I'm talking about either Simon and Garfunkel or Garfunkel and Oats
November 20, 2023 at 7:14 PM
I can figure out how to insert the usb right the first time, but I'll still say the wrong one when I'm talking about either Simon and Garfunkel or Garfunkel and Oats
I now finally, without a doubt, actually fully understand what it means for someone to get ratio'd
Tomorrow, I'm gonna Rick Roll someone while I dab, screaming "What are those!?" into my elbow
Tomorrow, I'm gonna Rick Roll someone while I dab, screaming "What are those!?" into my elbow
November 19, 2023 at 9:50 PM
I now finally, without a doubt, actually fully understand what it means for someone to get ratio'd
Tomorrow, I'm gonna Rick Roll someone while I dab, screaming "What are those!?" into my elbow
Tomorrow, I'm gonna Rick Roll someone while I dab, screaming "What are those!?" into my elbow
*Sees album cover of Bad Bunny* Oh shit, the guy from Bullet Train!
November 10, 2023 at 2:12 PM
*Sees album cover of Bad Bunny* Oh shit, the guy from Bullet Train!
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I maintain my childhood position that the original iMacs should have had a mild but detectable fruit flavor when you licked them
November 7, 2023 at 3:39 PM
I maintain my childhood position that the original iMacs should have had a mild but detectable fruit flavor when you licked them
Not a day goes by where I don't forget that John Goodman was in The Emperor's New Groove, then end up being reminded, then want to watch it again
November 7, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Not a day goes by where I don't forget that John Goodman was in The Emperor's New Groove, then end up being reminded, then want to watch it again
Sometimes fate likes to remind me of my place by dropping something really hard on the only toe on my left foot that's totally fine
Three times today alone
Three times today alone
November 2, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Sometimes fate likes to remind me of my place by dropping something really hard on the only toe on my left foot that's totally fine
Three times today alone
Three times today alone
Low-stakes conspiracy theory #3549:
Chiropractors crack their knuckles out of their client's field of few every so often at just the right time to make them feel like more happened and want to come back
Chiropractors crack their knuckles out of their client's field of few every so often at just the right time to make them feel like more happened and want to come back
November 1, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Low-stakes conspiracy theory #3549:
Chiropractors crack their knuckles out of their client's field of few every so often at just the right time to make them feel like more happened and want to come back
Chiropractors crack their knuckles out of their client's field of few every so often at just the right time to make them feel like more happened and want to come back
If you call a hotdog a sandwich, I bet you also call animation a genre
October 29, 2023 at 2:49 PM
If you call a hotdog a sandwich, I bet you also call animation a genre
One of the greatest complements I've ever received is "You look like the kinda guy who listens to Stevie Wonder."
If this is somehow an insult that just flew right over my head, for the love of god don't ever tell me
If this is somehow an insult that just flew right over my head, for the love of god don't ever tell me
October 27, 2023 at 11:57 AM
One of the greatest complements I've ever received is "You look like the kinda guy who listens to Stevie Wonder."
If this is somehow an insult that just flew right over my head, for the love of god don't ever tell me
If this is somehow an insult that just flew right over my head, for the love of god don't ever tell me
People who've let out a thunderous belch right as the rollercoaster was plummeting at top speed, how did that go?
October 19, 2023 at 10:12 PM
People who've let out a thunderous belch right as the rollercoaster was plummeting at top speed, how did that go?
Sometimes I wake up and wonder what percentage of doctor's waiting rooms have people needed to give birth in immediately
October 3, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Sometimes I wake up and wonder what percentage of doctor's waiting rooms have people needed to give birth in immediately
Word to the wise:
If you wanna play 'Minecraft - Volume Alpha' on some speakers for ambient music, the chicken clucking becomes fucking terrifying
If you wanna play 'Minecraft - Volume Alpha' on some speakers for ambient music, the chicken clucking becomes fucking terrifying
October 2, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Word to the wise:
If you wanna play 'Minecraft - Volume Alpha' on some speakers for ambient music, the chicken clucking becomes fucking terrifying
If you wanna play 'Minecraft - Volume Alpha' on some speakers for ambient music, the chicken clucking becomes fucking terrifying
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Who's alphabet do I have to soup for someone to read my scifi story? www.missusashley.com/blog/to-the-...
To The Stars And Back — Missus Ashley
www.missusashley.com
September 27, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Who's alphabet do I have to soup for someone to read my scifi story? www.missusashley.com/blog/to-the-...
There's someone whose job it is to decipher whatever the Swedish Chef says into subtitles
September 26, 2023 at 3:58 PM
There's someone whose job it is to decipher whatever the Swedish Chef says into subtitles
Did you even really stretch if you don't look like a molting spider?
September 19, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Did you even really stretch if you don't look like a molting spider?
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Oh it’s bi visibility week? Don’t mind if I repost this then. 😎✌️
September 18, 2023 at 12:11 AM
Oh it’s bi visibility week? Don’t mind if I repost this then. 😎✌️
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So much stuff in the pipeline! Something is coming this week, more info in the next couple days! And new part to my scifi story this month! If you haven't read chapter 1 head over to www.missusashley.gay . Let me know what you think!
Missus Ashley
www.missusashley.gay
September 9, 2023 at 4:47 AM
So much stuff in the pipeline! Something is coming this week, more info in the next couple days! And new part to my scifi story this month! If you haven't read chapter 1 head over to www.missusashley.gay . Let me know what you think!