Mikayla 💜🏴☠️
@mysterybees.bsky.social
Several tupperware containers full of OFMD content 🏴☠️ | NSFW | 30s, she/her 🏳️🌈
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tromped around the block in my jammies to get the Good Shit
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
tromped around the block in my jammies to get the Good Shit
roasted garlic asiago parmesan thumbprints with bacon jam. I've eaten 3, for quality control reasons. recipes from Erin Jeanne McDowell's Savory Baking.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
roasted garlic asiago parmesan thumbprints with bacon jam. I've eaten 3, for quality control reasons. recipes from Erin Jeanne McDowell's Savory Baking.
rookie mistake in the final lap: thought the recipe for the cheesy garlic thumbprints said 8 TABLESPOONS of butter, but it was 8 OUNCES, aka 2 sticks not 1. I even thought to myself as I was whipping it up that it didn't look like enough butter for the volume of ingredients. trust your gut!!
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
rookie mistake in the final lap: thought the recipe for the cheesy garlic thumbprints said 8 TABLESPOONS of butter, but it was 8 OUNCES, aka 2 sticks not 1. I even thought to myself as I was whipping it up that it didn't look like enough butter for the volume of ingredients. trust your gut!!
just in case the house didn't smell crazy enough from the bacon jam, let's roast some garlic
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
just in case the house didn't smell crazy enough from the bacon jam, let's roast some garlic
(to the tune of Shots by LMFAO) SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
(to the tune of Shots by LMFAO) SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP
enjoy this ugly bacon jam pic. I had a little nibble and saw god. my house smells unbelievable. I fear I may have cooked it down too much and it might be too Thicc to put on the thumbprints? time will tell.
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
enjoy this ugly bacon jam pic. I had a little nibble and saw god. my house smells unbelievable. I fear I may have cooked it down too much and it might be too Thicc to put on the thumbprints? time will tell.
Big gay Halloween wedding went swimmingly, and I got to cut the cake 🔪
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Big gay Halloween wedding went swimmingly, and I got to cut the cake 🔪
in better library news it's costume storytime today AND it's finally chilly out so I got to wear my moth cardigan AND I get to see babies in costumes.
October 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
in better library news it's costume storytime today AND it's finally chilly out so I got to wear my moth cardigan AND I get to see babies in costumes.
cut out baked and decorated the sugar cookies 🎃 store bought royal icing cuz I couldn't be faffed. tried a new recipe, it's solid but more work and less tasty than my usual, which is BA's butter cookie recipe. that one is paywalled but I have a scan if anyone wants it, they're easy and very tasty!
October 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
cut out baked and decorated the sugar cookies 🎃 store bought royal icing cuz I couldn't be faffed. tried a new recipe, it's solid but more work and less tasty than my usual, which is BA's butter cookie recipe. that one is paywalled but I have a scan if anyone wants it, they're easy and very tasty!
October 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
also also also I acquired many excellent goodies on this trip, but chief among them are these vintage postcards from an antique book market in Nice, and this taxidermy butterfly from a VERY COOL taxidermy shop/museum in Paris called Deyrolle.
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
also also also I acquired many excellent goodies on this trip, but chief among them are these vintage postcards from an antique book market in Nice, and this taxidermy butterfly from a VERY COOL taxidermy shop/museum in Paris called Deyrolle.
ALSO also, I was traveling with a friend, and we had gone to Paris in 2019 just a couple weeks before the Notre Dame fire, so we got to see it again post-restoration. truly a STUNNING transformation.
October 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
ALSO also, I was traveling with a friend, and we had gone to Paris in 2019 just a couple weeks before the Notre Dame fire, so we got to see it again post-restoration. truly a STUNNING transformation.
also hello hello I am home from France. we had a marvelous time, despite some bumps and the change in schedule (which didn't end up being necessary cuz the strikes were called off but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oh well!). Nice and Eze were lovely and beautiful and I was very brave and spoke a lot of French 😊
October 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
also hello hello I am home from France. we had a marvelous time, despite some bumps and the change in schedule (which didn't end up being necessary cuz the strikes were called off but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oh well!). Nice and Eze were lovely and beautiful and I was very brave and spoke a lot of French 😊
bought some little ceramic doodads from the art fest last night. little ceramic doodads hate to see me coming
September 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
bought some little ceramic doodads from the art fest last night. little ceramic doodads hate to see me coming
Happy talk like a pirate day from the library checkout kiosk 🏴☠️
September 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Happy talk like a pirate day from the library checkout kiosk 🏴☠️
Books, kitties, zoo
September 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Books, kitties, zoo
a little road trip to STL for the weekend 🚗
September 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
a little road trip to STL for the weekend 🚗
Anytime I see something about Taylor Swift I just transpose Ed from Throat GOAT onto it. @nomadsland.bsky.social does Ed have a bunch of funky biography books floating around? Did he get a big head portrait done for a "Who is Blackbeard?" book? Inquiring minds must know.
August 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Anytime I see something about Taylor Swift I just transpose Ed from Throat GOAT onto it. @nomadsland.bsky.social does Ed have a bunch of funky biography books floating around? Did he get a big head portrait done for a "Who is Blackbeard?" book? Inquiring minds must know.
Stede's little doodles........my specialist boy 🥺
July 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Stede's little doodles........my specialist boy 🥺
obsessed with Ed apparently wearing a feather ring from Claire's in s1
July 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
obsessed with Ed apparently wearing a feather ring from Claire's in s1
okay listen, hey, listen. for extremely specific fan fiction reasons.....I need whoever wins the red suit to let me buy the black ring off you. please. THIS IS A REAL OFFER.
July 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
okay listen, hey, listen. for extremely specific fan fiction reasons.....I need whoever wins the red suit to let me buy the black ring off you. please. THIS IS A REAL OFFER.
OHHH SHIT if you click on the photos they're zoomable hi-res!!
July 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
OHHH SHIT if you click on the photos they're zoomable hi-res!!
July 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm a Saturday librarian today and saw this neat moth, how's your day going?
July 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm a Saturday librarian today and saw this neat moth, how's your day going?