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MysterFitz
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Mistake maker. Love taker. Wind breaker.
Software Engineer. He/Him
I’m really looking forward to a time when I can be looking forward to a time again.
September 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Was it Trusk… or Mump? *sigh* I guess we’ll never know now.
June 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I’m choosing flowers today to offset the dumpster fires happening around the globe. Flowers in a vase, people… not even a good vase. Happy flowers in a sh*t vase.. that’s where it’s at. Enjoy the weekend. 💐😳🤦🏻‍♀️
May 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I know Roman numerals but still… it seems like Superbowl LIX should be reserved for #69.
February 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
How does a negative catalyst get off?

Exasturbates

Aaaaaaaaand quote skeet
How does a time traveler get off?

Pasturbates

Aaaaaaaand quote skeet
How does a ghoul get off?

Ghasturbates

Aaaaannnd quote skeet
January 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
OK devs, who’s gonna build the AT Protocol-based Facebook alternative?
January 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I wouldn’t say I’m a lot but I’m not a little.
December 5, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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Just
September 2, 2023 at 5:22 PM
If you were visited by 3 ghost on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?
December 26, 2023 at 4:15 AM
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Cat got to reenact a photo ~40 years after the original! Listen to this week's episode to hear about this and more! (More even than the bangs and the glasses)
mymistake.libsyn.com
November 15, 2023 at 6:20 AM
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Al Pastor Syndrome:
The feeling that you really didn’t earn that third taco
October 24, 2023 at 4:35 PM
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Wow! There are relatively few people here. This would be a great time to come up with a viral post and firmly entrench myself in the early history of Bluesky!
Brain: …
April 12, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Happy Friday, Skymates!
October 27, 2023 at 8:24 PM
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"That Site." "The Bad Place." You can say LinkedIn here. No one cares.
“That Site”. “The Bad Place”. you can say “MySpace” here, no one cares
October 26, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Al Pastor Syndrome:
The feeling that you really didn’t earn that third taco
October 24, 2023 at 4:35 PM
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When was the movie The Professional renamed to Leon?
And more importantly… WHY???
August 20, 2023 at 5:56 AM
Atlas Shrugged
October 22, 2023 at 8:52 PM
So, this happened.
October 21, 2023 at 1:31 AM
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You think she’ll leave office now?
September 29, 2023 at 3:52 PM
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The problem with listening to bossa nova in the car is that I keep thinking my turn signal is on.
September 20, 2023 at 3:31 AM
The problem with listening to bossa nova in the car is that I keep thinking my turn signal is on.
September 20, 2023 at 3:31 AM
Well, I guess Mr. Buffett will finally find out if they do, indeed, serve cheeseburgers in paradise.
September 2, 2023 at 6:00 PM
Just
September 2, 2023 at 5:22 PM
Try that in a small crown
August 23, 2023 at 2:23 AM