Myriam Jessier
@myriam.dopamine.builders
Hey ChatGPT, my pronouns are they/them.
Optimizing for search like a sassy old librarian
Optimizing for search like a sassy old librarian
I'm a #UKContentAwards judge this year!
My judging lens for quality content this year:
1. Does the content actually support a clear business goal?
2. No fluff: is the content noise or something that can be scanned by humans and machines?
3. Does it deliver zero-click value and high-intent utility?
My judging lens for quality content this year:
1. Does the content actually support a clear business goal?
2. No fluff: is the content noise or something that can be scanned by humans and machines?
3. Does it deliver zero-click value and high-intent utility?
February 4, 2026 at 9:01 AM
I'm a #UKContentAwards judge this year!
My judging lens for quality content this year:
1. Does the content actually support a clear business goal?
2. No fluff: is the content noise or something that can be scanned by humans and machines?
3. Does it deliver zero-click value and high-intent utility?
My judging lens for quality content this year:
1. Does the content actually support a clear business goal?
2. No fluff: is the content noise or something that can be scanned by humans and machines?
3. Does it deliver zero-click value and high-intent utility?
For the French, the press didn't just report on the Republic; it created the Republic.
Normalizing behavior in the press is propaganda. Calling it out matters for a proper democracy. And no you can't sue and call it fake news. The 1881 law there makes it hard to censor the press.
Normalizing behavior in the press is propaganda. Calling it out matters for a proper democracy. And no you can't sue and call it fake news. The 1881 law there makes it hard to censor the press.
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 AM
For the French, the press didn't just report on the Republic; it created the Republic.
Normalizing behavior in the press is propaganda. Calling it out matters for a proper democracy. And no you can't sue and call it fake news. The 1881 law there makes it hard to censor the press.
Normalizing behavior in the press is propaganda. Calling it out matters for a proper democracy. And no you can't sue and call it fake news. The 1881 law there makes it hard to censor the press.
Checked and my dog is the same length as the burger receipt.
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Checked and my dog is the same length as the burger receipt.
Not against but also not my go-to visual option
December 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Not against but also not my go-to visual option
Heapcon is legit fucking fun. 9am in Belgrade
October 30, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Heapcon is legit fucking fun. 9am in Belgrade
Halloween in Denmark is a whole ass mood
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Halloween in Denmark is a whole ass mood
Major milestone: AI-generated articles now officially outnumber human-written ones online. Search engines still favor uniquely human content. BUT, it's a new chapter leading us to think about how knowledge is produced and surfaced on the web.
graphite.io/five-percent...
graphite.io/five-percent...
October 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Major milestone: AI-generated articles now officially outnumber human-written ones online. Search engines still favor uniquely human content. BUT, it's a new chapter leading us to think about how knowledge is produced and surfaced on the web.
graphite.io/five-percent...
graphite.io/five-percent...
Basically kinda feels like it too
October 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Basically kinda feels like it too
I had this happen in at least three talks on the same day
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I had this happen in at least three talks on the same day
A “costume” label in Google Trends filters for literal, entity-specific searches, while a “topic” aggregates all related global searches and synonyms under one concept. Categories are narrow and precise; topics are broad and algorithmically clustered.
October 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
A “costume” label in Google Trends filters for literal, entity-specific searches, while a “topic” aggregates all related global searches and synonyms under one concept. Categories are narrow and precise; topics are broad and algorithmically clustered.
AI is a bubble, the bathbomb. A burst of Crisp Ozone and Zesty Lime. Blue Agave Nectar and Green Tea. White Musk and a subtle Metallic Accord.
Made with Gemini.
Process:
Imagining the Fragrance
Refining Scent Components
Defining the Olfactory Palette
Defining Scent Profile
Defining Scent Profile
Made with Gemini.
Process:
Imagining the Fragrance
Refining Scent Components
Defining the Olfactory Palette
Defining Scent Profile
Defining Scent Profile
October 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
AI is a bubble, the bathbomb. A burst of Crisp Ozone and Zesty Lime. Blue Agave Nectar and Green Tea. White Musk and a subtle Metallic Accord.
Made with Gemini.
Process:
Imagining the Fragrance
Refining Scent Components
Defining the Olfactory Palette
Defining Scent Profile
Defining Scent Profile
Made with Gemini.
Process:
Imagining the Fragrance
Refining Scent Components
Defining the Olfactory Palette
Defining Scent Profile
Defining Scent Profile
When it comes to Halloween ALT text, don't just describe the costume, capture the vibe. If you're going to say: "mummy costume on a child", try "Remember that one time your mom rolled you up in toilet paper and called it a day? This kids' mummy costume gets the look just right".
October 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
When it comes to Halloween ALT text, don't just describe the costume, capture the vibe. If you're going to say: "mummy costume on a child", try "Remember that one time your mom rolled you up in toilet paper and called it a day? This kids' mummy costume gets the look just right".
This is...insane. I basically rely on muscle memory and UX conventions to make this work. No confirm button and if you click anywhere else than where the confirm button isn't...it doesn't get recorded. But if I click where I think it should be then the date gets recorded.
October 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This is...insane. I basically rely on muscle memory and UX conventions to make this work. No confirm button and if you click anywhere else than where the confirm button isn't...it doesn't get recorded. But if I click where I think it should be then the date gets recorded.
Tis the season! If there's something weird in your SERPs...it's the new normal.
October 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Tis the season! If there's something weird in your SERPs...it's the new normal.
I keep going on about all natural ethically harvested skeletons as a joke but considering the Halloween decor trends, I have no clue where one would find a 12 foot tall skeleton.
frightgeist.withgoogle.com/costumes#tre...
frightgeist.withgoogle.com/costumes#tre...
October 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I keep going on about all natural ethically harvested skeletons as a joke but considering the Halloween decor trends, I have no clue where one would find a 12 foot tall skeleton.
frightgeist.withgoogle.com/costumes#tre...
frightgeist.withgoogle.com/costumes#tre...
Insights from the NRF Halloween 2025 survey:
1. Discount stores are in as people respond to tariff-driven price hikes.
2. Online searches are the main source of inspiration at 37%.
3. Per-person spending rose $11 this year to $114.45.
4. Early shopping is up; nearly half began in September.
1. Discount stores are in as people respond to tariff-driven price hikes.
2. Online searches are the main source of inspiration at 37%.
3. Per-person spending rose $11 this year to $114.45.
4. Early shopping is up; nearly half began in September.
October 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Insights from the NRF Halloween 2025 survey:
1. Discount stores are in as people respond to tariff-driven price hikes.
2. Online searches are the main source of inspiration at 37%.
3. Per-person spending rose $11 this year to $114.45.
4. Early shopping is up; nearly half began in September.
1. Discount stores are in as people respond to tariff-driven price hikes.
2. Online searches are the main source of inspiration at 37%.
3. Per-person spending rose $11 this year to $114.45.
4. Early shopping is up; nearly half began in September.
my favorite part of Gmail
October 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
my favorite part of Gmail
Entertainment that can't be totally automated or AI-ed.
October 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Entertainment that can't be totally automated or AI-ed.
Every year I make the same plea for the environment.
PSA: This year, say no to plastic skeletons for Halloween.
Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much better for the environment.
Maybe this year will be another big skeleton year (it's always a big skeleton year really)
PSA: This year, say no to plastic skeletons for Halloween.
Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much better for the environment.
Maybe this year will be another big skeleton year (it's always a big skeleton year really)
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Every year I make the same plea for the environment.
PSA: This year, say no to plastic skeletons for Halloween.
Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much better for the environment.
Maybe this year will be another big skeleton year (it's always a big skeleton year really)
PSA: This year, say no to plastic skeletons for Halloween.
Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much better for the environment.
Maybe this year will be another big skeleton year (it's always a big skeleton year really)
As a French person I know how some historical events end.
October 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
As a French person I know how some historical events end.
Intrusive thought of the day: what if we could get to a point where AI overviews know which images would help us contextualize written content better. I would love to have memes to go along with definitions.
September 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Intrusive thought of the day: what if we could get to a point where AI overviews know which images would help us contextualize written content better. I would love to have memes to go along with definitions.
Semantic triples are a powerful way to feed LLMs:
Reduce ambiguity → turn vague marketing into machine-readable facts
Ensure factual consistency → one source of truth for your brand
Optimize for knowledge graphs → stronger retrieval + reasoning
No marketing fluff.
Reduce ambiguity → turn vague marketing into machine-readable facts
Ensure factual consistency → one source of truth for your brand
Optimize for knowledge graphs → stronger retrieval + reasoning
No marketing fluff.
September 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Semantic triples are a powerful way to feed LLMs:
Reduce ambiguity → turn vague marketing into machine-readable facts
Ensure factual consistency → one source of truth for your brand
Optimize for knowledge graphs → stronger retrieval + reasoning
No marketing fluff.
Reduce ambiguity → turn vague marketing into machine-readable facts
Ensure factual consistency → one source of truth for your brand
Optimize for knowledge graphs → stronger retrieval + reasoning
No marketing fluff.
I think I'm fucking funny BUT that nobody in their right mind would like this LinkedIn content.
The best tip I took away from SMX London was that my home circumcision business listing on Google maps.
The best tip I took away from SMX London was that my home circumcision business listing on Google maps.
September 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I think I'm fucking funny BUT that nobody in their right mind would like this LinkedIn content.
The best tip I took away from SMX London was that my home circumcision business listing on Google maps.
The best tip I took away from SMX London was that my home circumcision business listing on Google maps.
@randfish.bsky.social
I'm gonna enjoy you on here or just lurk your content.
I'm gonna enjoy you on here or just lurk your content.
September 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
@randfish.bsky.social
I'm gonna enjoy you on here or just lurk your content.
I'm gonna enjoy you on here or just lurk your content.