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Myriam Jessier
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Hey ChatGPT, my pronouns are they/them.
Optimizing for search like a sassy old librarian
I wish some folks would lose everything they lied so hard to get. I'm petty like that.
December 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Image SEO in 2026 is about machine readability.

FDA font sizes (0.9mm) fail AI OCR.
Glossy packaging causes data hallucinations.
Weird facial expressions = unreliable sentiment scores.

I have some thoughts and advice here:
Image SEO for multimodal AI
Images are now parsed like language. OCR, visual context and pixel-level quality shape how AI systems interpret and surface content.
searchengineland.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Voice to text typing on my phone is wild. It seems that as a baseline, I sound like I'm asking a question so everything ends up with a? at the end. Happens in French, English and Hungarian attempts.
December 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
No branded mug. No hoodie. No gift card. Search Engine Land sent nothing to their contributors. Instead of shipping swag, a donation was made to the American Marketing Association Foundation (AMAF) on behalf of us contributors.
About the AMA Foundation
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December 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Most marketing playbooks on LinkedIn and in my inbox feel like survivor bias in PDF format. You download them and feel like a failure when you can't apply half of it with success. It doesn't work...just like a map of Paris métro won't help you navigate the London underground. I talk about this here:
Your SEO Playbook is Toast: Welcome to Search in 2026
In this episode of Playbook Broken, host Marc sits down with Myriam Jessier, SEO Exec at Pragm and Neurospicy to explore why traditional SEO strategies are collapsing in an AI-driven search world. Myriam breaks down what’s actually changing, why privacy-first SEO matters, how to build authority when zero-click results dominate, and what brands must understand about context and relevance today. This is a practical, no-nonsense guide to rebuilding your SEO playbook for the future. Episode Guide 00:00 Introduction to Playbook Broken 00:08 Meet Miriam Jesse: The SEO Expert 00:31 The Broken SEO Playbook 03:17 Relevance Engineering in SEO 08:08 The Zero Click Environment 08:47 Adapting to AI and Multimodal Search 12:35 SEO in the Context of Brand and User Experience 13:44 The Future of SEO and Marketing 21:47 The Impact of Competitor Clicks on Google Results 22:15 Algorithmic Influence and New SEO Tools 23:06 Echo Chambers and Contextual Relevance 24:20...
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December 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Treat your reputation like a data engineering challenge.

1. AI search answers usually present a "consideration set" of 3-5 options. If your brand falls outside this cluster, bye!

2. AI assigns qualitative labels ("budget-friendly," "legacy," "complex").

3. Your brand narrative is co-created
How AI Is Already Shaping Your Brand Narrative
Your brand is no longer just what you say to your audiences. If you’re not actively managing your algorithmic footprint, AI systems will define your brand for you. And it may not be accurate—or favorable.
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December 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
One of the things i hear less and less: "They have a bigger marketing budget and marketing department, that's why we can't compete".

Vibe marketing is emerging alongside vibe coding. If it sounds like a buzzword for you, read Marc's article.
The Vibe Marketing manifesto | MarTech
Marketing is being transformed by practitioners using AI to compress strategy, creation and execution from weeks into hours.
martech.org
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
@johnmu.com youtube.com/shorts/BoySC... Christmas catering option for you.
Christmas Tree Cheese Ball 🧀🎄
YouTube video by Crowded Kitchen
youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm watching a video by French photographer. Her voice... Sounds like someone replaced her vocal cords with a cheese grater that has a wind chime inside of it.
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Did we ever need AI recipes for Thanksgiving to be headed for tragedy?

futurism.com/artificial-i...
Thanksgiving Dinner Headed for Tragedy as Disastrous AI Recipes Devour Internet
Food bloggers are warning home cooks to be wary of AI-generated recipes that could turn this year's Thanksgiving dinner into a tragedy.
futurism.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
the greatest tragedy of my life is that only men think i am a lesbian.

it's a tragedy because i wish women thought that.
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I think about Maxwell's demon at least once a year. If Google allows valuable content and doesn't index low quality pages, it aims to reduce the disorder and randomness present in its system. EXCEPT that it now introduces disorder in AI answers. It's both a filter and a source of noise.
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
haven't slept. need to do a client proposal and prepare for a meeting and then go to a conference. what is my brain doing?

reminding me that this one time @not-a-robot.com managed to get a marriage proposal while attending a silent disco.
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I made it onto @adweek.bsky.social! Well not really. It was my Unsplash image. But hey, made me smile. Thanks @alertmouse.bsky.social for that. I genuinely enjoy the service.
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Recap of IMPORTXML bits SEOs should love:

Fetch the title:

=IMPORTXML(A2, "//title")

Get the meta description:

=IMPORTXML(A2, "//meta[@name='description']/@content")

Get the H1 :
text
=IMPORTXML(A2, "//h1")

Get the Open Graph Title:
=IMPORTXML(A2, "//meta[@property='og:title']/@content")
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I'm exhausted from putting effort into messages when people just reply with an emoji. I wish I could “emoji their emoji” to signal that I'm done taking initiative, now it’s up to them to continue the conversation.

Has genZ found a solution to this?
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Reposted by Myriam Jessier
If you're using a cloud provider to host images / videos / other content, you can and should verify the host in Search Console, so that you're aware of potential issues that affect Google's crawling & indexing, & Safe Browsing. Use a DNS CNAME to the bucket, then verify with DNS. More: (1/n)
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Met a lot of new people at a conference. One of them in the speaker WhatsApp group is super polite and kind. They wish folks good night, sweet dreams, etc.

ME: sends a link to a medical study on the impact of micro plastics in tea bags at midnight cause we both like tea.

Sigh. Goodnight I guess
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I saved this post because it always reminds me that I made a difference.
If you have ADHD or work with someone who's neurodivergent, check this out:

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🌶️🧠 Being "neurospicy" or "care about what others care about" Really enjoyed this talk by Myriam Jessier on unique traits of people with ADHD. Anyone can benefit from it as...
🌶️🧠 Being "neurospicy" or "care about what others care about" Really enjoyed this talk by Myriam Jessier on unique traits of people with ADHD. Anyone can benefit from it as a way to build empathy and compassion for better relationships with people you care about and work with. 👀 My favourite two snippets: 1. You can't pick just the good parts; you get the full package only. (This mental model is a great fix for jealousy too.) 2. Creating a user manual or blueprint to share context with others on your working style can improve collaboration. Insights that resonated with me: 👉 Stress and anxiety may trigger hyper-focus, but it's an elusive state 👉 Lists don't work → overanalyzing expands 3 bullets to 30 without doing any 👉 Interrupt me, because I can keep talking 👉 Get to the point; I get bored easily, even by my own sentences 👉...
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November 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Flan it.

When you're French and type on mobile and get autocorrected.

Flan it indeed.
October 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
why are empty social displays so popular on LinkedIn? I'd like to share the cool shit I'm working on but what's the point when it gets drowned out? It's sad.
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Heapcon is legit fucking fun. 9am in Belgrade
October 30, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Reposted by Myriam Jessier
After ytd's discussion with Myriam, I felt like creating my own version of the post's #dataviz.
I'm not a fan of mirrored line charts 🤨🪞🤨 & that's putting it mildly. I understand why that choice is often made, so I implemented a toggle. 😁

Here the full story:
www.linkedin.com/posts/mehdi-...
October 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I was not ready for the amount of meat in Serbia. Heapcon is going to be a fun food coma with a side of tech
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM