Myriam Jessier
@myriam.dopamine.builders
Hey ChatGPT, my pronouns are they/them.
Optimizing for search like a sassy old librarian
Optimizing for search like a sassy old librarian
Musing of the day: connecting dots across domains is now more valuable than deep expertise in just one.
February 11, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Musing of the day: connecting dots across domains is now more valuable than deep expertise in just one.
Digital PR is not just "SEO with better storytelling." It focuses on audience, narrative, and brand authority.
1. The "Why": Are you fixing a reputation or building one?
2. The Audience: Who are we talking to?
3. The Timeline: 3-month pilots rarely work. You need 6-12 months for impact.
1. The "Why": Are you fixing a reputation or building one?
2. The Audience: Who are we talking to?
3. The Timeline: 3-month pilots rarely work. You need 6-12 months for impact.
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Digital PR is not just "SEO with better storytelling." It focuses on audience, narrative, and brand authority.
1. The "Why": Are you fixing a reputation or building one?
2. The Audience: Who are we talking to?
3. The Timeline: 3-month pilots rarely work. You need 6-12 months for impact.
1. The "Why": Are you fixing a reputation or building one?
2. The Audience: Who are we talking to?
3. The Timeline: 3-month pilots rarely work. You need 6-12 months for impact.
Hey @johnmu.com weird question. I see the "catch-22" for sites when it comes to stuff like the Stanley toolkit: being penalized for something that we can't technically fix on our servers.
This has ome "security as UX vibes".
Curious to know what you think.
www.darkreading.com/remote-workf...
This has ome "security as UX vibes".
Curious to know what you think.
www.darkreading.com/remote-workf...
'Stanley' Toolkit Turns Chrome Into Undetectable Phishing Vector
The malware-as-a-service kit enables malicious overlays on real websites without changing the visible URL, issuing a new challenge for enterprise security.
www.darkreading.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Hey @johnmu.com weird question. I see the "catch-22" for sites when it comes to stuff like the Stanley toolkit: being penalized for something that we can't technically fix on our servers.
This has ome "security as UX vibes".
Curious to know what you think.
www.darkreading.com/remote-workf...
This has ome "security as UX vibes".
Curious to know what you think.
www.darkreading.com/remote-workf...
Forget 4K, for AI search optimization, visual anchors are priority #1. Don't block UIs with your head in Loom demos, rotate products slowly for 3D modeling, and keep labels camera-facing. Consistent brand codes help models identify you across different videos. Get more good advice here:
How to optimize video for AI-powered search
Learn which video signals AI relies on, and how visuals, audio, transcripts, and schema shape search visibility and brand accuracy.
searchengineland.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Forget 4K, for AI search optimization, visual anchors are priority #1. Don't block UIs with your head in Loom demos, rotate products slowly for 3D modeling, and keep labels camera-facing. Consistent brand codes help models identify you across different videos. Get more good advice here:
The "semantic gap" between image and text is gone. Google’s Gemini 3 Flash uses reasoning to zoom, inspect, and perform visual math.
Read my article on image AI search optimization best practices: searchengineland.com/image-seo-mu...
Read my article on image AI search optimization best practices: searchengineland.com/image-seo-mu...
Introducing Agentic Vision in Gemini 3 Flash
Agentic Vision, a new capability introduced in Gemini 3 Flash, converts image understanding from a static act into an agentic process
blog.google
February 5, 2026 at 9:00 AM
The "semantic gap" between image and text is gone. Google’s Gemini 3 Flash uses reasoning to zoom, inspect, and perform visual math.
Read my article on image AI search optimization best practices: searchengineland.com/image-seo-mu...
Read my article on image AI search optimization best practices: searchengineland.com/image-seo-mu...
I'm a #UKContentAwards judge this year!
My judging lens for quality content this year:
1. Does the content actually support a clear business goal?
2. No fluff: is the content noise or something that can be scanned by humans and machines?
3. Does it deliver zero-click value and high-intent utility?
My judging lens for quality content this year:
1. Does the content actually support a clear business goal?
2. No fluff: is the content noise or something that can be scanned by humans and machines?
3. Does it deliver zero-click value and high-intent utility?
February 4, 2026 at 9:01 AM
I'm a #UKContentAwards judge this year!
My judging lens for quality content this year:
1. Does the content actually support a clear business goal?
2. No fluff: is the content noise or something that can be scanned by humans and machines?
3. Does it deliver zero-click value and high-intent utility?
My judging lens for quality content this year:
1. Does the content actually support a clear business goal?
2. No fluff: is the content noise or something that can be scanned by humans and machines?
3. Does it deliver zero-click value and high-intent utility?
"Brand Drift" happens when AI doesn't have enough facts about you, so it assumes you're like your competitors. High-quality video provides the "ground truth" proof to stop AI hallucinations. There are many reasons for that, check out why here and get tips on how to optimize videos in 2026.
How to optimize video for AI-powered search
Learn which video signals AI relies on, and how visuals, audio, transcripts, and schema shape search visibility and brand accuracy.
searchengineland.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:01 AM
"Brand Drift" happens when AI doesn't have enough facts about you, so it assumes you're like your competitors. High-quality video provides the "ground truth" proof to stop AI hallucinations. There are many reasons for that, check out why here and get tips on how to optimize videos in 2026.
Jump cuts are killing your AI search efforts. AI models sample video at ~1 frame per second. If your info flashes too fast, the AI misses it and "hallucinates" your brand details based on competitors. Slow down your roll, quite literally. Want video optimization tips that work in 2026? Read this
How to optimize video for AI-powered search
Learn which video signals AI relies on, and how visuals, audio, transcripts, and schema shape search visibility and brand accuracy.
searchengineland.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Jump cuts are killing your AI search efforts. AI models sample video at ~1 frame per second. If your info flashes too fast, the AI misses it and "hallucinates" your brand details based on competitors. Slow down your roll, quite literally. Want video optimization tips that work in 2026? Read this
I think that's the crux of the matter for me. Why the rectum? And it keeps happening!!
February 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I think that's the crux of the matter for me. Why the rectum? And it keeps happening!!
Even if a Bavarian arrived with a Panzerfaust up his butt, the hospital and police would likely keep it out of the tabloids to protect the patient's dignity. That's what a quick search revealed.
February 1, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Even if a Bavarian arrived with a Panzerfaust up his butt, the hospital and police would likely keep it out of the tabloids to protect the patient's dignity. That's what a quick search revealed.
Let me check what's up with Germany
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Let me check what's up with Germany
So... The most famous one of the past few years is something similar " you see I was cleaning my collection and I fell on it"
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
So... The most famous one of the past few years is something similar " you see I was cleaning my collection and I fell on it"
You left but the whole ER has to be evacuated. If that type of visitor comes on my website... Something something agentic worries for later
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 PM
You left but the whole ER has to be evacuated. If that type of visitor comes on my website... Something something agentic worries for later
So apparently it happened in the UK as well. Thank you, I needed that. People are just weird and then some of them are weird but with a world war II flavor that would most likely get them some money on only fans
February 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
So apparently it happened in the UK as well. Thank you, I needed that. People are just weird and then some of them are weird but with a world war II flavor that would most likely get them some money on only fans
I have a world war II question: too many old undetonated things from the war end up in men's rectums and they go to the ER in France. Is this just a French thing. Also why does it keep happening?
February 1, 2026 at 11:07 AM
I have a world war II question: too many old undetonated things from the war end up in men's rectums and they go to the ER in France. Is this just a French thing. Also why does it keep happening?
Your voice is a highlighter for AI. Use audio bolding:
1. Enunciate: Speak key terms and brand names clearly.
2. A short pause before and after a main point acts like a "comma" or a "period" for the AI.
The cadence of speech influences the tokenization. Check out this article on the topic:
1. Enunciate: Speak key terms and brand names clearly.
2. A short pause before and after a main point acts like a "comma" or a "period" for the AI.
The cadence of speech influences the tokenization. Check out this article on the topic:
How to optimize video for AI-powered search
Learn which video signals AI relies on, and how visuals, audio, transcripts, and schema shape search visibility and brand accuracy.
searchengineland.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Your voice is a highlighter for AI. Use audio bolding:
1. Enunciate: Speak key terms and brand names clearly.
2. A short pause before and after a main point acts like a "comma" or a "period" for the AI.
The cadence of speech influences the tokenization. Check out this article on the topic:
1. Enunciate: Speak key terms and brand names clearly.
2. A short pause before and after a main point acts like a "comma" or a "period" for the AI.
The cadence of speech influences the tokenization. Check out this article on the topic:
Most SEOs chase volume. The good ones chase value.
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Most SEOs chase volume. The good ones chase value.
"Magical Thinking" (the belief that thoughts = reality) is a strategy killer. It breeds confirmation bias: you ignore red flags because they ruin the "vision." I know we are dealing with a lot more CEO "manifesting" AI...so the more you know.
January 28, 2026 at 12:01 PM
"Magical Thinking" (the belief that thoughts = reality) is a strategy killer. It breeds confirmation bias: you ignore red flags because they ruin the "vision." I know we are dealing with a lot more CEO "manifesting" AI...so the more you know.
There's a lot of personal agendas you deal with when you navigate big companies. That's why I very often start by asking how people get paid. Helps me communicate better.
January 28, 2026 at 8:35 AM
There's a lot of personal agendas you deal with when you navigate big companies. That's why I very often start by asking how people get paid. Helps me communicate better.
For the French, the press didn't just report on the Republic; it created the Republic.
Normalizing behavior in the press is propaganda. Calling it out matters for a proper democracy. And no you can't sue and call it fake news. The 1881 law there makes it hard to censor the press.
Normalizing behavior in the press is propaganda. Calling it out matters for a proper democracy. And no you can't sue and call it fake news. The 1881 law there makes it hard to censor the press.
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 AM
For the French, the press didn't just report on the Republic; it created the Republic.
Normalizing behavior in the press is propaganda. Calling it out matters for a proper democracy. And no you can't sue and call it fake news. The 1881 law there makes it hard to censor the press.
Normalizing behavior in the press is propaganda. Calling it out matters for a proper democracy. And no you can't sue and call it fake news. The 1881 law there makes it hard to censor the press.
Locksmith stickers are annoying but great marketing:
1. They remove the "Search Tax". No need to Google or ask an AI. The sticker provides it with zero friction.
2. The locksmith sticker is where the user is.
3. They capitalize on "Low-Cognition" moments. No thinking, just dial.
1. They remove the "Search Tax". No need to Google or ask an AI. The sticker provides it with zero friction.
2. The locksmith sticker is where the user is.
3. They capitalize on "Low-Cognition" moments. No thinking, just dial.
uxdesign.cc
January 23, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Locksmith stickers are annoying but great marketing:
1. They remove the "Search Tax". No need to Google or ask an AI. The sticker provides it with zero friction.
2. The locksmith sticker is where the user is.
3. They capitalize on "Low-Cognition" moments. No thinking, just dial.
1. They remove the "Search Tax". No need to Google or ask an AI. The sticker provides it with zero friction.
2. The locksmith sticker is where the user is.
3. They capitalize on "Low-Cognition" moments. No thinking, just dial.
Yes & no, sometimes I explain why something is important but since it can't be quantified outright, it gets discarded. Then the bad thing happens & I get asked how to fix it. I reiterate, it gets discarded again, and there's only so many cycles of this I can withstand (having one of those days)
January 22, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Yes & no, sometimes I explain why something is important but since it can't be quantified outright, it gets discarded. Then the bad thing happens & I get asked how to fix it. I reiterate, it gets discarded again, and there's only so many cycles of this I can withstand (having one of those days)
Just wanted to say that I did publish an article with this and a new one is coming and wanted to thank you for sharing the info.
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Just wanted to say that I did publish an article with this and a new one is coming and wanted to thank you for sharing the info.
You're absolutely right!
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
You're absolutely right!