Doug Ankerman
@myoddsock.bsky.social
Funny guy with multiple sclerosis.
MS confirmed by MRI. Funny still up for debate. Comedian. Humor writer.
MS confirmed by MRI. Funny still up for debate. Comedian. Humor writer.
McDonald’s pulls AI-generated Christmas ad from YouTube after public backlash.
And yet, the McGriddle remains.
And yet, the McGriddle remains.
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
McDonald’s pulls AI-generated Christmas ad from YouTube after public backlash.
And yet, the McGriddle remains.
And yet, the McGriddle remains.
Today is “National Commute With Your Baby Day.”
His turn to drive so we’re gonna be late.
His turn to drive so we’re gonna be late.
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Today is “National Commute With Your Baby Day.”
His turn to drive so we’re gonna be late.
His turn to drive so we’re gonna be late.
Graphite. When you want to smell like a No.2 pencil.
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Graphite. When you want to smell like a No.2 pencil.
Like he needs the carbs…..
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Like he needs the carbs…..
Burt Meyers, toy creator of “Rock’Em Sock’Em Robots,” passed away at 99 after his block was knocked off.
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Burt Meyers, toy creator of “Rock’Em Sock’Em Robots,” passed away at 99 after his block was knocked off.
My job history is like a Spirit Halloween store. Moves from place to place & only works a coupla months.
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My job history is like a Spirit Halloween store. Moves from place to place & only works a coupla months.
FinanceBuzz, a personal finance company, ranks Washington D.C. as most overworked city in nation….proven by employees sleeping on the job.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
FinanceBuzz, a personal finance company, ranks Washington D.C. as most overworked city in nation….proven by employees sleeping on the job.
Today is NATIONAL TESTOSTERONE AWARENESS DAY!!!!
(sorry—have anger issues)
(sorry—have anger issues)
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Today is NATIONAL TESTOSTERONE AWARENESS DAY!!!!
(sorry—have anger issues)
(sorry—have anger issues)
Dress Code for Football Pre-game Analysts:
1- Suit
2- Tie
3- White Sneakers
1- Suit
2- Tie
3- White Sneakers
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Dress Code for Football Pre-game Analysts:
1- Suit
2- Tie
3- White Sneakers
1- Suit
2- Tie
3- White Sneakers
ON THIS DAY
1925- Scientist Robert Millikan announced discovery of cosmic rays….and apparently, psychedelic mushrooms.
1925- Scientist Robert Millikan announced discovery of cosmic rays….and apparently, psychedelic mushrooms.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
ON THIS DAY
1925- Scientist Robert Millikan announced discovery of cosmic rays….and apparently, psychedelic mushrooms.
1925- Scientist Robert Millikan announced discovery of cosmic rays….and apparently, psychedelic mushrooms.
Actor Ralph Machio (Karate Kid) celebrated his birthday on Tuesday.
Now 64, he can only do a crane stance after taking two Aleve.
Now 64, he can only do a crane stance after taking two Aleve.
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Actor Ralph Machio (Karate Kid) celebrated his birthday on Tuesday.
Now 64, he can only do a crane stance after taking two Aleve.
Now 64, he can only do a crane stance after taking two Aleve.
42,000-year-old crayons give clues to how Neanderthals created art.
No word yet on box w/ built-in sharpener.
No word yet on box w/ built-in sharpener.
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
42,000-year-old crayons give clues to how Neanderthals created art.
No word yet on box w/ built-in sharpener.
No word yet on box w/ built-in sharpener.
It’s Wednesday and I don’t want to be anywhere near Chicago…
October 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It’s Wednesday and I don’t want to be anywhere near Chicago…
Today is National Oatmeal Day and all its mushy tributes.
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Today is National Oatmeal Day and all its mushy tributes.
Secret Service arrested man after he drove his car into a security checkpoint at the White House.
How could they tell?
How could they tell?
October 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Secret Service arrested man after he drove his car into a security checkpoint at the White House.
How could they tell?
How could they tell?
Lagoon Amusement Park in Utah announced its new ride set to open next year is a high-flying swing called the Nutcracker.
“Pass” said all guys.
“Pass” said all guys.
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Lagoon Amusement Park in Utah announced its new ride set to open next year is a high-flying swing called the Nutcracker.
“Pass” said all guys.
“Pass” said all guys.
A friend dated a paranormal investigator…till she was ghosted.
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A friend dated a paranormal investigator…till she was ghosted.
Surveillance video captured two bears in a Colorado gym—causing $400 in damage and NOT wiping down the equipment.
October 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Surveillance video captured two bears in a Colorado gym—causing $400 in damage and NOT wiping down the equipment.
Crazy funny!…
... business idea: DoorDash, but for sperm donation ...
October 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Crazy funny!…
“Could someone wipe off this damn game board please?”…..
October 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“Could someone wipe off this damn game board please?”…..
I’ve been using a language app for 3 months now and have only learned to Babbel.
October 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I’ve been using a language app for 3 months now and have only learned to Babbel.
Oreo “Loaded”…’cuz you’re mostly loaded when eating them.
October 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Oreo “Loaded”…’cuz you’re mostly loaded when eating them.
Two giant fiberglass ducks stolen from an apartment complex in AZ have been recovered after being found in a giant fiberglass bathtub.
October 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Two giant fiberglass ducks stolen from an apartment complex in AZ have been recovered after being found in a giant fiberglass bathtub.