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Doug Ankerman
@myoddsock.bsky.social
Funny guy with multiple sclerosis.
MS confirmed by MRI. Funny still up for debate. Comedian. Humor writer.
Me: “I swear officer it’s my deodorant!”
Cop: “Tell it to the judge.”
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
DOG BLING, dog!…
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Today is “National Commute With Your Baby Day.”
His turn to drive so we’re gonna be late.
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Graphite. When you want to smell like a No.2 pencil.
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Like he needs the carbs…..
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Show off!…
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
FinanceBuzz, a personal finance company, ranks Washington D.C. as most overworked city in nation….proven by employees sleeping on the job.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’s Wednesday and I don’t want to be anywhere near Chicago…
October 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Secret Service arrested man after he drove his car into a security checkpoint at the White House.
How could they tell?
October 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“Could someone wipe off this damn game board please?”…..
October 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Oreo “Loaded”…’cuz you’re mostly loaded when eating them.
October 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
NHTSA warns drivers of counterfeit airbags.
(Pictured) Fake…
October 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This week marks 75th anniversary of comic strip “Peanuts.”
Seventy five years…and Chuck’s hairline shows it.
October 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
President’s speech to Generals about incitement of violence against Americans…specifically, Food Network’s “Halloween Wars.”
October 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Jared Kushner part of $50B buyout of video game giant Electronic Arts.
Ivanka to be cover of Madden NFL 27.
September 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Also trending title on Pornhub…
September 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Flipped over Trump’s card to Epstein.
It was from Hallmark!
September 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
High-tech medical device controls my IV flow…
September 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The White House has launched an official TikTok account…allowing followers to see the fun, lively side of Stephen Miller.
September 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
WINNER WINNER…
September 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Movement illustration of baseball pitches…and sperm cells
September 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Here’s a clue as to where Immigration agents are lurking…
August 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Trump knows faith like I know astrophysics.
August 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
That’s GR-R-ROSS!!!
August 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Feds to hire 10,000 ICE agents.
Apply within…
August 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM