Doug Ankerman
@myoddsock.bsky.social
Funny guy with multiple sclerosis.
MS confirmed by MRI. Funny still up for debate. Comedian. Humor writer.
MS confirmed by MRI. Funny still up for debate. Comedian. Humor writer.
Me: “I swear officer it’s my deodorant!”
Cop: “Tell it to the judge.”
Cop: “Tell it to the judge.”
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Me: “I swear officer it’s my deodorant!”
Cop: “Tell it to the judge.”
Cop: “Tell it to the judge.”
Today is “National Commute With Your Baby Day.”
His turn to drive so we’re gonna be late.
His turn to drive so we’re gonna be late.
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Today is “National Commute With Your Baby Day.”
His turn to drive so we’re gonna be late.
His turn to drive so we’re gonna be late.
Graphite. When you want to smell like a No.2 pencil.
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Graphite. When you want to smell like a No.2 pencil.
Like he needs the carbs…..
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Like he needs the carbs…..
FinanceBuzz, a personal finance company, ranks Washington D.C. as most overworked city in nation….proven by employees sleeping on the job.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
FinanceBuzz, a personal finance company, ranks Washington D.C. as most overworked city in nation….proven by employees sleeping on the job.
It’s Wednesday and I don’t want to be anywhere near Chicago…
October 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It’s Wednesday and I don’t want to be anywhere near Chicago…
Secret Service arrested man after he drove his car into a security checkpoint at the White House.
How could they tell?
How could they tell?
October 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Secret Service arrested man after he drove his car into a security checkpoint at the White House.
How could they tell?
How could they tell?
“Could someone wipe off this damn game board please?”…..
October 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“Could someone wipe off this damn game board please?”…..
Oreo “Loaded”…’cuz you’re mostly loaded when eating them.
October 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Oreo “Loaded”…’cuz you’re mostly loaded when eating them.
NHTSA warns drivers of counterfeit airbags.
(Pictured) Fake…
(Pictured) Fake…
October 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
NHTSA warns drivers of counterfeit airbags.
(Pictured) Fake…
(Pictured) Fake…
This week marks 75th anniversary of comic strip “Peanuts.”
Seventy five years…and Chuck’s hairline shows it.
Seventy five years…and Chuck’s hairline shows it.
October 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This week marks 75th anniversary of comic strip “Peanuts.”
Seventy five years…and Chuck’s hairline shows it.
Seventy five years…and Chuck’s hairline shows it.
President’s speech to Generals about incitement of violence against Americans…specifically, Food Network’s “Halloween Wars.”
October 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
President’s speech to Generals about incitement of violence against Americans…specifically, Food Network’s “Halloween Wars.”
Jared Kushner part of $50B buyout of video game giant Electronic Arts.
Ivanka to be cover of Madden NFL 27.
Ivanka to be cover of Madden NFL 27.
September 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Jared Kushner part of $50B buyout of video game giant Electronic Arts.
Ivanka to be cover of Madden NFL 27.
Ivanka to be cover of Madden NFL 27.
Also trending title on Pornhub…
September 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Also trending title on Pornhub…
Flipped over Trump’s card to Epstein.
It was from Hallmark!
It was from Hallmark!
September 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Flipped over Trump’s card to Epstein.
It was from Hallmark!
It was from Hallmark!
High-tech medical device controls my IV flow…
September 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
High-tech medical device controls my IV flow…
The White House has launched an official TikTok account…allowing followers to see the fun, lively side of Stephen Miller.
September 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The White House has launched an official TikTok account…allowing followers to see the fun, lively side of Stephen Miller.
Movement illustration of baseball pitches…and sperm cells
September 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Movement illustration of baseball pitches…and sperm cells
Here’s a clue as to where Immigration agents are lurking…
August 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Here’s a clue as to where Immigration agents are lurking…
Trump knows faith like I know astrophysics.
August 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Trump knows faith like I know astrophysics.
That’s GR-R-ROSS!!!
August 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
That’s GR-R-ROSS!!!
Feds to hire 10,000 ICE agents.
Apply within…
Apply within…
August 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Feds to hire 10,000 ICE agents.
Apply within…
Apply within…