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Jesse G.
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Here is a blank check give me that burrito right now.
Conan is genuinely the funniest human being who has ever lived. Good lord this is funny.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Years of loving Succession have prepared me for this moment, right now, to have an informed and salient take on this Warner Bros takeover.
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Reposted by Jesse G.
BREAKING NEWS THERE IS A CAT AT THE BAR
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Bears fans celebrating being in first place in November
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
YOUR FIRST PLACE GREEN BAY PACKERS
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
KEISEAN NIXON VINDICATED

I NEVER SAID A BAD WORD

YOU HAVE NO PROOF
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Hyperlocal Green Bay resident post:

If you drink every time you hear Pete Petoniak say “weathermaker” during a Packers broadcast you’ll die.
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
BEST CORNERBACK IN THE LEAGUE
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
How on earth do you not show a better replay of that before going to commercial?

Live I thought no way he caught it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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tis the season
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
God this game sucks and god do I love it.
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Amazon sitting on the camera angle showing the call was right just to wind up Lions fans for a commercial break is a fantastic bit
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
They have to circle Hutchinson before pass rush snaps because if they don’t you won’t know where he is.

Especially since you’re probably looking at the quarterback and he’s not usually close to him.
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Apple Music Rewind post engage

Top 100 listener for Jeff and IH 🫡
Top 500 listener for PUP 🫡
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You know your favorite soccer club is having a good year when as you’re opening Peacock you say “Why the fuck am I doing this to myself” out loud
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
HBO Max with ads is wild. A smash cut from Alma Garrett getting railed on Deadwood to a Rocket Money ad is funnier than anything Hollywood could ever write.
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Someone sign Kenny Omega
Here is Jaxson Dart kneeing K'Lavon Chaisson in the head like a Muay Thai fighter and still completing a pass to Isaiah Hodgins.

Normal stuff.
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Nobody is watching this Washington/Denver game because if they were that catch would have melted the timeline.
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Peer pressuring Justin Jefferson to demand a trade like I’m the national NBA media and he’s Giannis
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Everyone can delete their half typed “This Brosmer kid might actually be better than JJ” posts now
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Are you absolutely sure that’s what you want to name this
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
No. This isn’t true. Don’t let FACTS stand in the way of the TRUTH.
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
World record amounts of doesn’t know ball here
Frozen pizza is special in its own right. But not every pizza is worth the freezer space. Wirecutter testers tasted 26 widely available frozen cheese and pepperoni pizzas. Here are their favorites: nyti.ms/483c6So
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM