*cute aggression intensifies* #catsky

millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

the second the weather is above 50 degrees fahrenheit “my depression is cured, actually”

Desperately need a Muppets Pride And Prejudice with Miss Piggy as Mrs. Bennet

since insurance won't cover therapy, hair dye it is.

a scallion pancake printer could fix me

This is my living feather duster, Binx #cat

Okay I really like Infinity Nikki. It’s so gorgeous!

Why do I always feel so lame for being romantically interested in someone and being like “if you wanted we could exchange numbers! Or if you wanted me to die and leave you alone I drive across a bridge every day.”

why maintain a normal sleep schedule when you can stay up unreasonably late on your days off playing 20+ year old video games and suffer the rest of the week?

my commute every morning is like a Need For Speed timed racing trial but I’m one of the innocent generated drivers on the road.

I need the drawn & quartered medieval torture rack but like, therapeutically, you feel me?

*finally upgrades to a 4070 TI*
“Oh wow, I love my super expensive Stardew Valley machine.”

now I just need all of my fav wrestlers to be here and I can delete the bird