Myles De Leeuw
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Myles De Leeuw
@mylesdeleeuw.bsky.social
a Detroit local improviser, actor writer, director, producer and stand up comedian
Yeah I’m fine, I’m just remembering we are living in the society in John Carpenter’s They Live
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Cut into the Aldi Halloween cheese and it was spooky indeed
October 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What if I never hear another song that makes me feel the way that "The Winner Is" by Mychael Danna and DeVotchKa does
September 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
How do you not pay for insurance but still get it
September 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Do you think Rob Zombie actually conquered a worm
September 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Me checking the fantasy football app:
September 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Reposted by Myles De Leeuw
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
July 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My bf after I walk through the baby clothes aisle and they have the little Halloween outfits
July 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Phantom of the Opera is going back up on Broadway
June 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I can only hope my two boys put together the change they find under the couch and buy their mom a Reese’s cup today
May 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Thinking about the world rn
April 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My boyfriend is soooo sexy
April 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
You ever realize you’re a domesticated animal instead of a feral animal
April 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Damn my hormones be going crazy rn
April 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Mood after moving the last four days
March 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Went to Applebees in a romper with no bra or underwear on like a real true American woman
March 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Heavy is the heart that knows they are going to stress their cats out for a couple days
March 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Reposted by Myles De Leeuw
It all began with the first cat who said I can have cheeseburger. Now cats can be doctors, lawyers, even government officials
March 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
March 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Fuck it, I’m gonna run for mayor
March 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When the first cold brew I’ve had in two months upsets my tummy because I stopped drinking coffee because it was upsetting my tummy

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stan twitter: surprise, surprise
YouTube video by Christian Dixie
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February 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My personal favorite moment of SNL50 is Adam Driver in a hot dog costume
February 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I forgot I have so many little treats in my freezer, what a life!!!!!!
February 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM