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Michael
@mykl.sparkle.blue
Just a vibe, you know?

From the UK, jetzt in Deutschland.

Used to wrangle code, coders, and customers for a living. Now just for fun.

Interested in complex systems and how they fail us. Oh, and jokes.
Thanks BBC News, this is clearly the most important story today about Nigel Farage.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Is this on its way to becoming a November tradition in Oslo?
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I don’t think he’s going to be much help.

#BerndDasBrot
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“Hey guys, I’ve got a great idea to liven up this party.”
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
That's a relief. But for a company that once prided itself on A/B testing everything down to the shade of blue they should make the compose button, to knock out this banner *with the actual fucking Gemini logo on it* and not think people would misinterpret it is mind boggling.
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This render alone was enough to win me over.
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Imagine if we had a Labour government willing to make these arguments.
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Bit rude
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Harry Grout has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

#JoiningIn
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Quote with your favourite film and album from the year you were born.
#musicsky #filmsky
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
For anyone else who took far too long to work it out.
October 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Those cold evenings are drawing in…
October 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Unexpected confluence of disembodied heads in my timeline.
October 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This whole thing sounds like a nightmare, but I had to laugh out loud at the accusation that someone in a coffee queue was ‘standing with an “aggressive stance”’.
October 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Lovely stuff.
October 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
October 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I'm now trying to decide which one looks most likely to think that.
October 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I wondered how this fit into the historical context and it's, errr, quite high.
researchbriefings.files.parliament.uk/documents/CB...
October 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A shame she didn’t pick that other dress, to continue a great tradition.
October 4, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Perhaps they will like her more if the story about who her uncle is turns out to be true.
October 3, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Will the press have a field day with this?
October 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM