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fuck you, elon
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“Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.”

Leonard Cohen
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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R.I.P.
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Elizabeth Taylor reflected in the glasses of Richard Burton, in “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” (Mike Nichols, 1966)
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Made it to Friday y'all
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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🩷🩷🩷
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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limerence killed the cat
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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68 years ago today, Laika the dog was launched into space by the Soviet Union to become the first animal to orbit the Earth.

No plans were made for her return and she died a few hours later due to overheating and stress.
November 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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он,
PEG --THAT'S CORNY
November 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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🚨 ⚠️ REPLY TO THIS POST ⚠️ 🚨 with EVIDENCE you have donated to a food bank/pantry and i will draw you a FUNNY LITTLE MAN for FREE!! funny little men may be issued sporadically but WILL be issued!!!!! valid FOREVER thank you
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I love just taking the train, getting off at a stop I've never been to before and exploring a bit
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Even though it's Halloween, the queerest of holidays, this has been an exceptionally tough week in a tough year to be transgender, so I really hope you all can find a moment to do something nice for yourself. Crunch some leaves, watch a horror movie, eat some cheese.
October 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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THE GHOUL
October 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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also while we’re at it somebody wake up billie joe armstrong ‼️
October 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why were we as 9 years old caring that deeply about Tiger Woods cheating? I don’t even watch golf
September 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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“Goodnight.” Watch KLUTE (1972) in our Alan J. Pakula's Paranoia Trilogy collection on the Criterion Channel.🖤
September 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Neighborhood walks just really have you stumbling on the cutest things
September 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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OTGW's impact is wild. a show that is about a runtime of 2 hours is STILL getting new merch lines ELEVEN years later
September 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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do not discount spite as a premium motivator!!!
September 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM