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Henri
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Quite possibly three opossums in a trench coat (they/them)
Cutting beetroot is kinda like murdering the king of Scotland:
Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash this blood
Clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather
The multitudinous seas incarnadine,
Making the green one red.
January 24, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Being a former historian, a leftist and autistic makes me feel positively cassandrine at times
January 20, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I have a bruise on my left tit, but you should see the other guy

(he has a hickey on his neck)
January 19, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Serotonin from impulsive late night purchases arrived today
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Me when muscular / masc women give me the slightest bit of attention
January 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Someone I sucked off 8 years ago when I was biking down the Rhine into the Netherlands just messaged me on Grindr. Seems like I'm hard to forget.
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Proudly displaying a HP tattoo in the year 2026 as a british cigarette sure is a choice
January 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
In the worst place this god forsaken state has to offer ( bavaria saves it from being the worst place in the whole country) and the face is not faceing but the arms are arming so there's that
January 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Fell on my ass three times, but would you look at that view
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Not feeling as hot as I could feel rn. That means I'm going to dye my hair. Thinking bout red again, but I'm open to recommendations.
January 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Shared some pictures from spending christmas with my family to the group chat, got told that "yeah I can totally see the sadness in your eyes". 🧍
December 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This seems like an opportune moment to mention that I used to play hockey
December 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I usually only watch real sports but that gay little hockey show has made me curious about men's sports aswell
December 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I bred this man like 5 minutes ago, and now he's rapping in german while I'm taking a shower
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Almost forgot to crank it today
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Saw a post on reddit about whether world leaders looked good when they were younger, and XJP, the spanish PM and the next dutch PM really could get it
December 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It's hard being really into history, because there's going to be men who are like "I'm really into history too" and then it's WW2 (and not even like resistance movements), battles and great man theory, and I have no legal authority to send them into exile on a subantarctic island
December 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Whoever invented temperatures below 10C° needs to be kneed in the gonads
February 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Made binturong-shaped cookies. They're so fluffy, it's almost a shame they're going to my family
December 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Not going alone to my family for christmas this year has its pros and cons; on the one hand I'm not going to have to endure that *gestures broadly* alone, and they might pretend to actually be decent people, on the other hand my excuse of "oh I really need to go, i have to catch the last train home
December 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When I created my character in the new Pokemon I went for soft butch. Only to be referred to as "he" in the dialogue? I guess we're a he/him lesbian now
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It really irritates me on an irrational level that americans took the word pretzel and used it for any baked good prepared with lye. What do you mean there's pretzel sticks, pretzel buns and even pretzel oreos? Pretzel is a shape, if it's not 🥨 it's not a pretzel. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
December 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Was tempted to buy this
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM