My Drink Is Karma
@mydrinkiskarma.bsky.social
No low balls. Serious inquiries only.
January 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
No low balls. Serious inquiries only.
I don’t have anyone to discuss the #bistrohuddy drama with IRL.
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I don’t have anyone to discuss the #bistrohuddy drama with IRL.
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🔥 @markruffalo.bsky.social : “I gotta be honest, I’m not feeling so great. Renee Good was murdered... stormtroopers running around terrorizing. As much as I love all this, I can’t pretend all this crazy stuff isn’t happening. We have a president who says laws don’t apply to him- this is crazy.”
January 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
🔥 @markruffalo.bsky.social : “I gotta be honest, I’m not feeling so great. Renee Good was murdered... stormtroopers running around terrorizing. As much as I love all this, I can’t pretend all this crazy stuff isn’t happening. We have a president who says laws don’t apply to him- this is crazy.”
Do they not have jobs under the sea?
“Up on the land they work all day, out in the sun they slave away”
Who is maintaining this underwater empire, Sebastian?
“Up on the land they work all day, out in the sun they slave away”
Who is maintaining this underwater empire, Sebastian?
December 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Do they not have jobs under the sea?
“Up on the land they work all day, out in the sun they slave away”
Who is maintaining this underwater empire, Sebastian?
“Up on the land they work all day, out in the sun they slave away”
Who is maintaining this underwater empire, Sebastian?
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Today is the deadline to release the Epstein files. The DOJ is refusing to comply.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Today is the deadline to release the Epstein files. The DOJ is refusing to comply.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
Coorrn, steak, graaaavy, has aaaalways beeen.
-k.d. lang, I think
-k.d. lang, I think
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Coorrn, steak, graaaavy, has aaaalways beeen.
-k.d. lang, I think
-k.d. lang, I think
My dentist has a “flossers only” spot in their parking lot and I never park in it. And that, my friends, is what we call integrity.
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My dentist has a “flossers only” spot in their parking lot and I never park in it. And that, my friends, is what we call integrity.
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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📸 The Adventures of Tommy
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
📸 The Adventures of Tommy
Does anyone else’s CPAP double as a SCUBA (self contained underkitten breathing apparatus)?
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Does anyone else’s CPAP double as a SCUBA (self contained underkitten breathing apparatus)?
Ever nap so hard your dreams have six seasons and a spin off?
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ever nap so hard your dreams have six seasons and a spin off?
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Jesus REICH Sam got cooked 😂
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Jesus REICH Sam got cooked 😂
An app that pairs pickle haters with pickle lovers in a 30 ft radius. Grindr but for pickles. Brinedr?
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
An app that pairs pickle haters with pickle lovers in a 30 ft radius. Grindr but for pickles. Brinedr?
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as the watermelon Baby carried in Dirty Dancing?
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as the watermelon Baby carried in Dirty Dancing?
Clerk: Would you like a bag?
Me: I don’t think I’m good thanks so.
Me: I don’t think I’m good thanks so.
October 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Clerk: Would you like a bag?
Me: I don’t think I’m good thanks so.
Me: I don’t think I’m good thanks so.
Gimme something that feels like a crisp can of Diet Coke for my pelvic floor please. #pelvicfloorhealth #dietcoke
September 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Gimme something that feels like a crisp can of Diet Coke for my pelvic floor please. #pelvicfloorhealth #dietcoke
Cats will do anything but go to therapy.
September 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Cats will do anything but go to therapy.
Remember when Reba casually blew up her husband and Linda Davis on that boat for skirtin’ around behind her back and then Robert Reiner showed up?
August 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Remember when Reba casually blew up her husband and Linda Davis on that boat for skirtin’ around behind her back and then Robert Reiner showed up?
Storm chasers are out here writing tentacle porn and they don’t even know it.
June 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Storm chasers are out here writing tentacle porn and they don’t even know it.
Drugs are cool I suppose but have you tried having a kitten purr directly into your soul?
March 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Drugs are cool I suppose but have you tried having a kitten purr directly into your soul?
March 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Not a drag queen. *shocked pikachu*
March 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Not a drag queen. *shocked pikachu*
The doom in doom scrolling really putting in the hard work these days.
March 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The doom in doom scrolling really putting in the hard work these days.