A walking dad joke
@mydogsky.bsky.social
Want to know more about me, just ask. Love jokes. I speak fluent sarcasm. Love animals 🐕 and nice people with out exception 💟. 4 kids, 1 wife(although that may change if she doesn’t shower me with kisses). The Dude abides
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Okay, when all else fails, let’s just poison everyone who eats.
Okay, when all else fails, let’s just poison everyone who eats.
Report: EPA Approves New PFAS Pesticides
According to the Washington Post, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has approved two new pesticide products — cyclobutrifluram and isocycloseram — that qualify as “forever chemicals” (PFA...
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November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Okay, when all else fails, let’s just poison everyone who eats.
Okay, when all else fails, let’s just poison everyone who eats.
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Remembering the late 🇺🇸American actor #RobertVaughn (22 November 1932 – 11 November 2016) born #OnThisDay in Manhattan in New York City
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Remembering the late 🇺🇸American actor #RobertVaughn (22 November 1932 – 11 November 2016) born #OnThisDay in Manhattan in New York City
Best pick up line ever from 1983:
“Hey baby, I got 50 cents in my pocket. 25 cents for gas and another 25 for dinner. Want to go out”?
I Only used it once. She said “Sure”.
Married her 42.9 years ago.
Your mileage may vary😎
“Hey baby, I got 50 cents in my pocket. 25 cents for gas and another 25 for dinner. Want to go out”?
I Only used it once. She said “Sure”.
Married her 42.9 years ago.
Your mileage may vary😎
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Best pick up line ever from 1983:
“Hey baby, I got 50 cents in my pocket. 25 cents for gas and another 25 for dinner. Want to go out”?
I Only used it once. She said “Sure”.
Married her 42.9 years ago.
Your mileage may vary😎
“Hey baby, I got 50 cents in my pocket. 25 cents for gas and another 25 for dinner. Want to go out”?
I Only used it once. She said “Sure”.
Married her 42.9 years ago.
Your mileage may vary😎
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If there is a will, there is a way. 😱
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If there is a will, there is a way. 😱
I had a wonderful wake up this morning! For whatever reason I was thinking about a co-worker I stood beside in a laminar flow hood. We had to be fully gowned and masked. She loved to tease me about my little ears and the “fuzzies” (peach fuzz).
It made me feel so special. 🥲
It made me feel so special. 🥲
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I had a wonderful wake up this morning! For whatever reason I was thinking about a co-worker I stood beside in a laminar flow hood. We had to be fully gowned and masked. She loved to tease me about my little ears and the “fuzzies” (peach fuzz).
It made me feel so special. 🥲
It made me feel so special. 🥲
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To love America is to love all Americans because love has no labels.
#pinks
#ProudAmerican
#DiversityMakesUSGreat
#pinks
#ProudAmerican
#DiversityMakesUSGreat
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
To love America is to love all Americans because love has no labels.
#pinks
#ProudAmerican
#DiversityMakesUSGreat
#pinks
#ProudAmerican
#DiversityMakesUSGreat
Sky set a personal doggie best this morning. While in our bedroom napping, TV on in family room, vacuum going, she heard me removing the lid off my yogurt container. 😂
She does love to lick the lid and container.
She does love to lick the lid and container.
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sky set a personal doggie best this morning. While in our bedroom napping, TV on in family room, vacuum going, she heard me removing the lid off my yogurt container. 😂
She does love to lick the lid and container.
She does love to lick the lid and container.
I don’t believe a word she says.
Next we’ll see 47 sashay into congress to personally execute them.
When will we have normal leadership again? 😒
Next we’ll see 47 sashay into congress to personally execute them.
When will we have normal leadership again? 😒
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I don’t believe a word she says.
Next we’ll see 47 sashay into congress to personally execute them.
When will we have normal leadership again? 😒
Next we’ll see 47 sashay into congress to personally execute them.
When will we have normal leadership again? 😒
Just want you to know. I enjoy you for being you.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just want you to know. I enjoy you for being you.
So true
@gardenwizard.bsky.social
I think I found your preschool picture !!
I think I found your preschool picture !!
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
So true
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Tonight I sent all my kids and their spouses some money for no particular reason other than I’m sure they could use it.
They were quite surprised and appreciative.
They were quite surprised and appreciative.
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Tonight I sent all my kids and their spouses some money for no particular reason other than I’m sure they could use it.
They were quite surprised and appreciative.
They were quite surprised and appreciative.
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November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
😂
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
😂
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Trump called her a “left-wing lunatic.”
TN State Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social response? Fighting for affordable healthcare isn’t radical.
She tells Jen Rubin why she’s running in a deep-red district—and why she believes she can win
https://contrarian.substack.com/p/a-spot-of-blue-in-tennessee-state
TN State Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social response? Fighting for affordable healthcare isn’t radical.
She tells Jen Rubin why she’s running in a deep-red district—and why she believes she can win
https://contrarian.substack.com/p/a-spot-of-blue-in-tennessee-state
A Spot of Blue in Tennessee? State Rep. Aftyn Behn on Why it's More Likely Than You Think!
"I know how to mobilize, and that scares them."
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November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Trump called her a “left-wing lunatic.”
TN State Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social response? Fighting for affordable healthcare isn’t radical.
She tells Jen Rubin why she’s running in a deep-red district—and why she believes she can win
https://contrarian.substack.com/p/a-spot-of-blue-in-tennessee-state
TN State Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social response? Fighting for affordable healthcare isn’t radical.
She tells Jen Rubin why she’s running in a deep-red district—and why she believes she can win
https://contrarian.substack.com/p/a-spot-of-blue-in-tennessee-state
I think this is a hawk. There is a pair of them out back. I’ve noticed them for about 2 weeks. Today I was able to get a photo.
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I think this is a hawk. There is a pair of them out back. I’ve noticed them for about 2 weeks. Today I was able to get a photo.
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"The water ain't gonna clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek." ~ #FestusHagen #Gunsmoke
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
"The water ain't gonna clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek." ~ #FestusHagen #Gunsmoke
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"You need power only when you want to do something harmful; otherwise love is enough to get everything done." ~ #CharlieChaplin
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
"You need power only when you want to do something harmful; otherwise love is enough to get everything done." ~ #CharlieChaplin
My version of roast beef hash
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My version of roast beef hash