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I love the confidence of rich people's names. What do you mean your name is Anthony but you go by 'Tiggy'? Wild.
October 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I love the confidence of rich people's names. What do you mean your name is Anthony but you go by 'Tiggy'? Wild.
For producers to let this woman go on television with this as her confessional look and not say anything...they hate her.
September 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
For producers to let this woman go on television with this as her confessional look and not say anything...they hate her.
An older white woman at a rich person grocery store told me the universe would bless me, because I complimented her sunglasses. This is the equivalent of being blessed by the Pope.
August 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
An older white woman at a rich person grocery store told me the universe would bless me, because I complimented her sunglasses. This is the equivalent of being blessed by the Pope.
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Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
August 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Googled a former coworker who was fired for inappropriate conduct. He is now a "director of analytics" but unfortunately it shows up as "Director of Anal..." when you search him. Clearly he's finally found the right workplace for him. 😊
August 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Googled a former coworker who was fired for inappropriate conduct. He is now a "director of analytics" but unfortunately it shows up as "Director of Anal..." when you search him. Clearly he's finally found the right workplace for him. 😊
You guys will know that I have had a full mental breakdown if I ever "join a discourse" on a comment thread on LinkedIn.
August 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You guys will know that I have had a full mental breakdown if I ever "join a discourse" on a comment thread on LinkedIn.
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don't throw away your old grocery bags you can use them for amazing arts and crafts projects like "bag full of other grocery bags", "lone grocery bag in the corner of the kitchen", and "what's that smell did you save the bag that had the meat in it"
August 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
don't throw away your old grocery bags you can use them for amazing arts and crafts projects like "bag full of other grocery bags", "lone grocery bag in the corner of the kitchen", and "what's that smell did you save the bag that had the meat in it"
I've been open on here about how bad a year I've had, but what I haven't shared is that on top of my mum having a stroke, and having to terminate a much wanted pregnancy, I also found out that an entire group of my friends (SEVEN PEOPLE!) are Evanescence fans.
August 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I've been open on here about how bad a year I've had, but what I haven't shared is that on top of my mum having a stroke, and having to terminate a much wanted pregnancy, I also found out that an entire group of my friends (SEVEN PEOPLE!) are Evanescence fans.
Babes don't feel bad for me being on medical leave, the worst person I know just got divorced for the second time around and has a public Instagram. I'm gonna be fine.
July 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Babes don't feel bad for me being on medical leave, the worst person I know just got divorced for the second time around and has a public Instagram. I'm gonna be fine.
Grateful to have a loved one take care of me while I'm on sick leave, but when they use that time to try and force you to play magic the gathering you wonder "at what cost?" Yes I am off work, but I'm also understanding how James Caan felt in Misery.
July 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Grateful to have a loved one take care of me while I'm on sick leave, but when they use that time to try and force you to play magic the gathering you wonder "at what cost?" Yes I am off work, but I'm also understanding how James Caan felt in Misery.
Apparently the first thing I told my husband when I woke up from surgery was "looks like you won't get my money today" which honestly, very on brand for me despite being hopped up on drugs.
July 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Apparently the first thing I told my husband when I woke up from surgery was "looks like you won't get my money today" which honestly, very on brand for me despite being hopped up on drugs.
A year so terrible, strongly debating telling my anesthesiologist tomorrow that "it's okay if you screw this one up".
July 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
A year so terrible, strongly debating telling my anesthesiologist tomorrow that "it's okay if you screw this one up".
Why did Fatman scoop not create an ice cream parlour called "Fatman Scoop's scoops?" Missed opportunity.
July 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Why did Fatman scoop not create an ice cream parlour called "Fatman Scoop's scoops?" Missed opportunity.
Very humbling to be on the same flight as your country's national wrestling team after spending two weeks indulging in Pisco, Dulce de leche, empanadas and potatoes. We are so soft and doughy.
July 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Very humbling to be on the same flight as your country's national wrestling team after spending two weeks indulging in Pisco, Dulce de leche, empanadas and potatoes. We are so soft and doughy.
The important vacation hack in your 30s is to travel on a tour with people who are old enough to be your parents because they will give you leftover snacks and care for you like they are your parents, but they will not over impose like they ARE your parents.
July 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The important vacation hack in your 30s is to travel on a tour with people who are old enough to be your parents because they will give you leftover snacks and care for you like they are your parents, but they will not over impose like they ARE your parents.
A woman on my tour came up to me saying "mam, your husband is in distress" while we were at a Pisco winery. I went to find him, only to discover he was distressed over which bottles to purchase, and that's why we currently have seven bottles of Pisco on us.
July 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
A woman on my tour came up to me saying "mam, your husband is in distress" while we were at a Pisco winery. I went to find him, only to discover he was distressed over which bottles to purchase, and that's why we currently have seven bottles of Pisco on us.
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
People know that there are other actors who are alive right?
June 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
People know that there are other actors who are alive right?
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Brandy and Monica announce “The Boy Is Mine” tour with special guests Kelly Rowland, Muni Long and Jamal Roberts
Brandy and Monica Announce ‘The Boy Is Mine’ Tour With Special Guests Kelly Rowland, Muni Long and Jamal Roberts
Brandy and Monica have announced their first-ever co-headlining tour, featuring special guests Kelly Rowland, Muni Long and Jamal Roberts.
variety.com
June 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Brandy and Monica announce “The Boy Is Mine” tour with special guests Kelly Rowland, Muni Long and Jamal Roberts
It's not right, but it's okay.
Billboard ranks Whitney Houston the 5th Best R&B Singer of all time.
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June 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's not right, but it's okay.
I always think I don't know Sade, but turns out her music is the background soundtrack to every hotel I've ever been in.
June 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I always think I don't know Sade, but turns out her music is the background soundtrack to every hotel I've ever been in.
I don't like to critique previous generations choices, but it's so insane to me that Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson sang "The Girl is Mine". Like, two of the most unsexy people fighting over a girl. Quincy should have given it to Sinatra.
June 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I don't like to critique previous generations choices, but it's so insane to me that Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson sang "The Girl is Mine". Like, two of the most unsexy people fighting over a girl. Quincy should have given it to Sinatra.