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"A prolific writer" - my grade 3 teacher
She/Her
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For producers to let this woman go on television with this as her confessional look and not say anything...they hate her.
September 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
For producers to let this woman go on television with this as her confessional look and not say anything...they hate her.
Me while my massage therapist plays background music that sounds like the Twin Peaks theme.
April 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Me while my massage therapist plays background music that sounds like the Twin Peaks theme.
Stood and looked at the water fountain at my local mall while listening to Debussy's "Clair de Lune", to just try and feel a smidge of what they felt.
April 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Stood and looked at the water fountain at my local mall while listening to Debussy's "Clair de Lune", to just try and feel a smidge of what they felt.
Wild Canadian superpigs have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever right now.
February 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Wild Canadian superpigs have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever right now.
I can't explain it but February feels like how Julianne Nicholson acts in every scene of Mare of Eastown.
February 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I can't explain it but February feels like how Julianne Nicholson acts in every scene of Mare of Eastown.
Quick, someone wake up Dickens he needs to write this sequel.
December 26, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Quick, someone wake up Dickens he needs to write this sequel.
I've spent all holiday watching the Hallmark Channel so I acknowledge I'm starved for chemistry, but I swear these two pack in more tension and yearning in their first three minutes on screen than in most shows/movies.
December 21, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I've spent all holiday watching the Hallmark Channel so I acknowledge I'm starved for chemistry, but I swear these two pack in more tension and yearning in their first three minutes on screen than in most shows/movies.
This list is in progress but I still feel the need to post this.
December 20, 2024 at 8:51 PM
This list is in progress but I still feel the need to post this.
Looking for a support group for people who were not allowed to play video games so were forced to make do with Microsoft Encarta's Mindmaze and now are deeply missing it.
December 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Looking for a support group for people who were not allowed to play video games so were forced to make do with Microsoft Encarta's Mindmaze and now are deeply missing it.
I'm sorry I just keep picturing a "potato cartel" as being one of those scenes where gangs are meeting in a dingy warehouse to discuss their next move but instead of people every single person is a Mr. Potato Head.
November 20, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I'm sorry I just keep picturing a "potato cartel" as being one of those scenes where gangs are meeting in a dingy warehouse to discuss their next move but instead of people every single person is a Mr. Potato Head.
I think about the Chanel boots in the Devil Wears Prada more than any of my exes combined.
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I think about the Chanel boots in the Devil Wears Prada more than any of my exes combined.
Things I text my husband from our living room floor while high on shrooms at 2:30am.
November 16, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Things I text my husband from our living room floor while high on shrooms at 2:30am.
I'm sorry but the purpose of celebrities is to entertain us and I for one am loving this theatre kid messiness. Give me more stories of affairs, secret love children and utter betrayal. There are so few soap operas on these days so I am starved for drama.
November 13, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I'm sorry but the purpose of celebrities is to entertain us and I for one am loving this theatre kid messiness. Give me more stories of affairs, secret love children and utter betrayal. There are so few soap operas on these days so I am starved for drama.
I don't think you can possibly understand the insane amount of money I would pay to do edibles with Reba McEntire.
October 30, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I don't think you can possibly understand the insane amount of money I would pay to do edibles with Reba McEntire.
Tonight's dinner (a sous-vided but not seared pork loin) bore an eerie resemblance to the baby alien in Alien.
October 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Tonight's dinner (a sous-vided but not seared pork loin) bore an eerie resemblance to the baby alien in Alien.
Premium Bukkake - Guy fucks entire spaceship crew.
October 11, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Premium Bukkake - Guy fucks entire spaceship crew.
Demi Moore's line reading of "I was never good...I was great" in Charlie's Angels Full Throttle...where was her Oscar???
September 29, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Demi Moore's line reading of "I was never good...I was great" in Charlie's Angels Full Throttle...where was her Oscar???
I'm trying to retire at 50.
September 9, 2024 at 1:41 PM
I'm trying to retire at 50.
The world doesn't need more podcasts but I need one of older celebrities being messy and sharing who they slept with and who they hated.
September 6, 2024 at 3:40 PM
The world doesn't need more podcasts but I need one of older celebrities being messy and sharing who they slept with and who they hated.
I cannot fathom having 35K to drop on an initiation fee for a Disney restaurant. Then you've got to spend 15K in annual fees. For a restaurant. At Disneyworld. And on top of that you go ahead and spend 125K a year ON A DISNEY RESTAURANT.
No chicken tendies are THAT good.
No chicken tendies are THAT good.
September 5, 2024 at 12:27 AM
I cannot fathom having 35K to drop on an initiation fee for a Disney restaurant. Then you've got to spend 15K in annual fees. For a restaurant. At Disneyworld. And on top of that you go ahead and spend 125K a year ON A DISNEY RESTAURANT.
No chicken tendies are THAT good.
No chicken tendies are THAT good.
Victoria Monet and Usher have a collaboration and I don't think it should be legal for two extremely hot, sexy people to make music together LET ALONE AN R&B SONG. It's not fair. It's not right. It's offensive. Look at this photo. I can't even say what I'm feeling right now because I'm flushed.
August 29, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Victoria Monet and Usher have a collaboration and I don't think it should be legal for two extremely hot, sexy people to make music together LET ALONE AN R&B SONG. It's not fair. It's not right. It's offensive. Look at this photo. I can't even say what I'm feeling right now because I'm flushed.
I find the framing of the Oasis reunion with "the Gallagher brothers have put their feud to rest" so funny. I believe that they've reunited, but I also think they still hate each other with a deep, burning passion. Both can be true. One of them will punch the other out by end of tour, if not before.
August 27, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I find the framing of the Oasis reunion with "the Gallagher brothers have put their feud to rest" so funny. I believe that they've reunited, but I also think they still hate each other with a deep, burning passion. Both can be true. One of them will punch the other out by end of tour, if not before.
I don't see how this is funny. Don't tease us with a potential Conan sex scene and then not give it to us.
August 21, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I don't see how this is funny. Don't tease us with a potential Conan sex scene and then not give it to us.
In honour of Ciara performing in Toronto tonight, lest we forget the time she attempted to pick a fight with Rihanna.
August 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
In honour of Ciara performing in Toronto tonight, lest we forget the time she attempted to pick a fight with Rihanna.