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Proposing by having a waiter hide the engagement ring in the dessert is for cowards. Put the ring on the conveyor belt in a sushi restaurant and let the Gods determine your bride.
January 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Proposing by having a waiter hide the engagement ring in the dessert is for cowards. Put the ring on the conveyor belt in a sushi restaurant and let the Gods determine your bride.
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ME: I'm having a really rough day
A WHOLE TRAY OF COSTCO CROISSANTS: awwww [forehead kiss]
A WHOLE TRAY OF COSTCO CROISSANTS: awwww [forehead kiss]
January 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
ME: I'm having a really rough day
A WHOLE TRAY OF COSTCO CROISSANTS: awwww [forehead kiss]
A WHOLE TRAY OF COSTCO CROISSANTS: awwww [forehead kiss]
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January 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Burglars are very sneaky these days. My husband and I heard a noise downstairs and I went to investigate and was all the way to the kitchen before remembering I’m not married.
November 30, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Burglars are very sneaky these days. My husband and I heard a noise downstairs and I went to investigate and was all the way to the kitchen before remembering I’m not married.