Mark
@mwpfoot.bsky.social
trombone in houserockers, tangtheband, calreapers, calbandalumni & others 🌳 oakland california
decided to walk around outside until it started raining - and it’s happening!!! 🌧️💧☔️
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 AM
decided to walk around outside until it started raining - and it’s happening!!! 🌧️💧☔️
i mean, if people like it 🤷♂️ who am i to complain about everything 🤷♂️ 🤷♂️ 🤷♂️
October 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
i mean, if people like it 🤷♂️ who am i to complain about everything 🤷♂️ 🤷♂️ 🤷♂️
*ALL* purpose flour? 😳 like, anything? 👀
October 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
*ALL* purpose flour? 😳 like, anything? 👀
godDAMN i love garlic! 🧄 genocides not so much 👀
September 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
godDAMN i love garlic! 🧄 genocides not so much 👀
freezer muffin dinner, oh boy! pass the margarine 🧈 😋 👅
August 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
freezer muffin dinner, oh boy! pass the margarine 🧈 😋 👅
every billy joel song is about spaghetti 🍝
August 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
every billy joel song is about spaghetti 🍝
i eat corn like it owes me money 🌽 #brentwood
August 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i eat corn like it owes me money 🌽 #brentwood
a mouse in the trap 💀 but the bait is licked clean 🤔
April 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
a mouse in the trap 💀 but the bait is licked clean 🤔
the kids have reached an age such that the entire house is filthy no matter what i do
April 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
the kids have reached an age such that the entire house is filthy no matter what i do
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TIL that Tesla insiders (executives, board members, etc) have sold *1.46 million* Tesla shares over the past 12 months, and bought precisely *zero*
www.nasdaq.com/market-activ...
www.nasdaq.com/market-activ...
March 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
TIL that Tesla insiders (executives, board members, etc) have sold *1.46 million* Tesla shares over the past 12 months, and bought precisely *zero*
www.nasdaq.com/market-activ...
www.nasdaq.com/market-activ...
it bothers me that milk jugs leak when stored sideways 😠 what are these caps even doing 😠
March 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
it bothers me that milk jugs leak when stored sideways 😠 what are these caps even doing 😠
one observation i have as a parent is that kids want nothing to do with facebook, twitter 🚫 for real: none of them 🤷♂️
March 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
one observation i have as a parent is that kids want nothing to do with facebook, twitter 🚫 for real: none of them 🤷♂️
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If I owe you an email STAY IN LINE
March 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
If I owe you an email STAY IN LINE
goofin on other people’s transportation choices is our national pastime 🚗 😒 🇺🇸
March 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
goofin on other people’s transportation choices is our national pastime 🚗 😒 🇺🇸
+5 mins to drive to the local hw store, but -25 mins overall vs. wandering around the big box version (that increasingly has less, for more)
February 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
+5 mins to drive to the local hw store, but -25 mins overall vs. wandering around the big box version (that increasingly has less, for more)
fire mitigation pruning more than usual this year 🚒 reducing risk one green bin at a time ♻️
February 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
fire mitigation pruning more than usual this year 🚒 reducing risk one green bin at a time ♻️
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volatile markets basically print money for those who control their directions 🤔
February 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
volatile markets basically print money for those who control their directions 🤔
none of these ai integrations seem to understand that I want nothing to do with them 🤖
January 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
none of these ai integrations seem to understand that I want nothing to do with them 🤖
my go-to microwave times are :55, 1:35, 2:35, and 3:33 📡 ANYTHING can be reheated with some combo of these 🌭💦😋
January 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
my go-to microwave times are :55, 1:35, 2:35, and 3:33 📡 ANYTHING can be reheated with some combo of these 🌭💦😋