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Martin
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NUFC since 1985. East Stand. Coach, Dad, Northumberland, cricket, lawyer, cycling, dogs, Greece and Rome, music, twat, not a bastard clue.
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🎙️⚽🔲Weekly PotT🔲⚽🎙️
@taylorpayne.bsky.social @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social

🙌TheLasses™️ derby win
📈 Building momentum in #WSL2
🫖Spilt tea and intrusive tannoy
🇩🇪Moulty-varda?! Amateurish international round-up
🔧Howe to make changes for #PL refocus?

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Pod On The Tyne: A show about Newcastle United: TheLassesTM building momentum; Howe to make changes?
Newcastle's women have had a rocky start to the season. A much-changed squad struggled to assert themselves in WSL2 with promotion the clearly-stated aim, but a big win in the derby game at St Jame...
pod.fo
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
It’ll be some away end on Boxing Day. #nufc
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Very worthy cause, please help spread the word. #NUFC
🎶On the first day of Christmas, we're letting you go see, a sneak peak of what could be!🎁

Every bid helps support the babies, children, young people, and families in the North East!

👉Browse the auction items here: https://loom.ly/07pSJVw

#SilentAuction #Christmas #BeALifeline #NUFC #Marvel
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What is this new houndstooth cap nonsense? Is it an hommage to Sherlock Holmes? Why 29? #nufc
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is like watching Dave Bassett’s Sheffield United. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Some finish that to be fair.
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If Merino can learn how to play as a 9, why can’t one of our present players in particular Waltemade? #nufc
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Quick PSA that Mag legend Georgia Gibson has released her very own children's book that's now available on Amazon!

"Dancing to Dribbling follows a journey close to my heart — one filled with passion, perseverance, and the power of chasing your dreams. 💫"

It would make a cracking christmas gift 🎁
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The annual harvest for Michael Fabricant’s hair has just begun in Gloucestershire today.
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Which one is more English?
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Athletic Club outside Leazes Terrace. #nufc #aupaathletic
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Athletic Club in Newcastle. Great set of fans. #nufc #euskalherria
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Two men sunbathing, August bank holiday, Blackpool, 1971, by Don McPhee.
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dusted down by Basque beret for this evening #nufc #euskalherria
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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What he said Part 3: 💯 🎯
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Prince Andrew now being called Andrew Mountbatten Windsor seems oddly fitting as the “Mountbatten” comes from Lord Mountbatten, the great uncle and mentor to King Charles, who was also a child molester.
www.bbc.com/news/uk-nort...
Man who alleges Mountbatten abuse launches legal challenge
Arthur Smyth is suing five state institutions including the Department of Health and the PSNI.
www.bbc.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Putting this on again cos I think it’s fab ❤️
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Kid's getting good use out of a top no longer wanted! #NUFC
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Magnificent. As always. 🇮🇹
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Meadow Well estate, North Shields, 1981, photo by Sirkka-Liisa Konttinen (Amber Collective). Home bars are a sadly neglected trend.
October 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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I thought I couldn’t love him more. But then again, I know nowt.

🖤🤍

#NUFC
October 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Sorry
October 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Big Nick fans from home #nufc
October 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Put a number 9 in this team and we’ll look completely different. We just have to try and get by until then. #nufc
October 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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When Darwin Nunez left the Premier League we were bereft. He was easily the funnest guy to draw in the whole league, a manic embodiment of himbo golden retriever energy. Best of all though, he had a brilliant face.

Anyway, it’s early days, but I think we’ve found our new muse
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM