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Mark Krieger
@mwk.io
🏳️‍🌈 Legally recognized favorite child, comedian, frequent guest at Big Dick's Halfway Inn, best-selling author, member of the royal family, nudist in training.
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?
September 29, 2025 at 10:29 AM
If Tylenol now causes autism, what does Bengay do? Asking for a friend.
September 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Can we take the term MAGA away from them? Rebrand to Make Americans Great Again and put that on blue hats? Cause it’s Americans and not America that needs fixing. Thoughts?
September 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
An elected American leader with 1.2 million followers and higher ratings is not going to please Trump! I love it! #pope
May 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I feel lost lately. Can anyone relate?
April 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@trumpgolftrack.com Do you have a public api or published JSON file of your data that I can incorporate on my home assistant dashboard?
February 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Everything is going to be okay, right?
January 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Please stay safe in LA county! Get out if authorities tell you to.
January 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Drop the Lock Screen
December 10, 2024 at 11:04 PM
There is comedy even when sitting next to my dying dad. His ‘deep sea premium saline’ says to compare the ingredients of Ocean. OMG. Laughing here.
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I just paid $5.19 for a half gallon of milk in New York City. How did milk get to be over $10 a gallon? WTF?
December 3, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Monday morning Boston blues. #Monday #Dog #Boston
December 2, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Reposted by Mark Krieger
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Give it a try and let me know what you think – RTs appreciated 🙏🏽
November 27, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Good morning BlueSky! I hope your day is beautiful.
November 30, 2024 at 1:39 PM
@joesbrat3067.bsky.social Thanks for the follow!
November 28, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Reposted by Mark Krieger
As I have somehow surpassed 7k followers on here I thought it might be nice to do a giveaway: All 7 of my books to one lovely winner. Just share and like to be in with a chance! 😁📚
November 28, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Happy Thanksgiving all! #Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Reposted by Mark Krieger
It’s gonna be a long four years…
November 15, 2024 at 7:15 PM
What if there were no more rhetorical questions? #DeepThoughts #Tuesday
November 26, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Hoping to be added to the #AddGaySky feed. Fingers crossed!
November 26, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Reposted by Mark Krieger
reminder that reposting is equivalent to pledging fealty. that or i've got all these upcoming duels scheduled for nothing
November 26, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Everything is going to be okay, right?
November 26, 2024 at 1:10 PM