Mark Krieger
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Mark Krieger
@mwk.io
🏳️‍🌈 Legally recognized favorite child, comedian, frequent guest at Big Dick's Halfway Inn, best-selling author, member of the royal family, nudist in training.
Drop the Lock Screen
December 10, 2024 at 11:04 PM
What do you think about this? I’m at my dad’s hospital bedside. He has ‘deep sea premium saline’ and the container says to compare it the ingredients of ocean. Ironic or not?
December 5, 2024 at 6:32 PM
There is comedy even when sitting next to my dying dad. His ‘deep sea premium saline’ says to compare the ingredients of Ocean. OMG. Laughing here.
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I just paid $5.19 for a half gallon of milk in New York City. How did milk get to be over $10 a gallon? WTF?
December 3, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Monday morning Boston blues. #Monday #Dog #Boston
December 2, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Oh hi, Robert Downey Jr. Great to see ya!
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I mean… what’s the use of going to brunch if there are no bottoms there? #bottoms #wednesday
November 20, 2024 at 2:42 PM
A nice little digital reminder on my side table that this, too, shall pass. (And not a minute too soon!) #wednesday
November 20, 2024 at 11:58 AM
November 19, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Heated blanket bliss #dog #bostonterrier #Monday
November 18, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Bunnies and bears at the Riverhouse this morning!
July 16, 2023 at 12:10 PM
Everything’s fine…
June 8, 2023 at 1:56 AM
My bestie also happens to be my husband!
June 4, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Someone wants to play!
June 4, 2023 at 2:08 PM
No way!
June 4, 2023 at 1:38 PM