Mustard Glaze
@mustardglaze.bsky.social
Former young person. Future old person. Also future dead person. Also former non-existent person.
They mate with each other which only exacerbates the problem.
July 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
They mate with each other which only exacerbates the problem.
I'm just sick about the whole thing.
July 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I'm just sick about the whole thing.
I have filled my house with popcorn in anticipation of this.
June 6, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I have filled my house with popcorn in anticipation of this.
Not just terrifying, but also racey for the time:
May 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Not just terrifying, but also racey for the time:
Trump is like an old, fat Harry Ellis trying to apply his MBA to a gun situation.
March 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Trump is like an old, fat Harry Ellis trying to apply his MBA to a gun situation.
But I already spent it on hair plugs and bustiers!!
December 3, 2024 at 8:09 AM
But I already spent it on hair plugs and bustiers!!
Fucking December goddammit.
December 1, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Fucking December goddammit.
