Matt Musselman
@mussels.bsky.social
Texan-Canadian foodie, animal lover, thought leader, techie, design nerd, meme hoarder, arcane member of the alphabet mafia, and friendly neighbourhood spiderman.
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And then still plenty of ND people who do give them a hard nope.
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
And then still plenty of ND people who do give them a hard nope.
The inside of this washroom was larger than I expected
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The inside of this washroom was larger than I expected
I can still viscerally remember the sensation of a blunt pencil lead just utterly shredding this image like it was only yesterday
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I can still viscerally remember the sensation of a blunt pencil lead just utterly shredding this image like it was only yesterday
Help yourself. Goes well with a nice chianti.
October 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Help yourself. Goes well with a nice chianti.
This satellite imagery of the Netherlands before and after land reclamation is pretty awesome, but the real story is how someone was able to take a satellite photo in the year 1300
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This satellite imagery of the Netherlands before and after land reclamation is pretty awesome, but the real story is how someone was able to take a satellite photo in the year 1300
Dmitri’s friend Kotaro is suddenly bigger than he his, and this changes things a bit.
July 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Dmitri’s friend Kotaro is suddenly bigger than he his, and this changes things a bit.
Here’s Dmitri who had escaped the house while I was at work but couldn’t get himself back in again. So he was waiting for me to get home.
July 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Here’s Dmitri who had escaped the house while I was at work but couldn’t get himself back in again. So he was waiting for me to get home.
🎵 I find it kind of funny,
I find it kind of sad,
They think why we’re not coming
is we never got an ad 🎵
I find it kind of sad,
They think why we’re not coming
is we never got an ad 🎵
June 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
🎵 I find it kind of funny,
I find it kind of sad,
They think why we’re not coming
is we never got an ad 🎵
I find it kind of sad,
They think why we’re not coming
is we never got an ad 🎵
Thinking again about that time I decided to be honest and pay for parking even though I was going to be in and out in only 10 minutes, and....
June 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Thinking again about that time I decided to be honest and pay for parking even though I was going to be in and out in only 10 minutes, and....
Fastest museum exhibit prep in history
May 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Fastest museum exhibit prep in history
People will post on food groups wanting to treat their spouse to "the most authentic Japanese sushi restaurant in town" and then come back later with photos like this
May 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
People will post on food groups wanting to treat their spouse to "the most authentic Japanese sushi restaurant in town" and then come back later with photos like this
I have to confess, I worried "Wait, is this Upbeat He-Man cartoon actually sort of favourable to Trump?" which prompted me to go research where the creator stands. I was relieved. It was one of those Poe's Law parody vs real life
moments.
moments.
March 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I have to confess, I worried "Wait, is this Upbeat He-Man cartoon actually sort of favourable to Trump?" which prompted me to go research where the creator stands. I was relieved. It was one of those Poe's Law parody vs real life
moments.
moments.
Once again the stores were out of Tuna Florentine cat food, so once again I'll be singing this song all week at cat-breakfast time.
January 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Once again the stores were out of Tuna Florentine cat food, so once again I'll be singing this song all week at cat-breakfast time.
Kind of in-between. Not every day, but he does like to wear it from time to time. It seems to make him feel important, and he'll fight you if you try to take it off him and he's not ready to switch to casual mode yet. He has several kinds of neckwear he likes.
December 19, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Kind of in-between. Not every day, but he does like to wear it from time to time. It seems to make him feel important, and he'll fight you if you try to take it off him and he's not ready to switch to casual mode yet. He has several kinds of neckwear he likes.
The hot topic this past week has been the threatened tariffs and just how overtly hostile they are, when we're supposed to be "friends"
December 2, 2024 at 5:58 PM
The hot topic this past week has been the threatened tariffs and just how overtly hostile they are, when we're supposed to be "friends"
Move over, Philadelphia
December 1, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Move over, Philadelphia
I'm supposed to believe snobby upper class Romans, with a straight face, named this ominous volcano way-sue-we-oos?
They didn't even go UwU after?
They didn't even go UwU after?
November 28, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I'm supposed to believe snobby upper class Romans, with a straight face, named this ominous volcano way-sue-we-oos?
They didn't even go UwU after?
They didn't even go UwU after?
Whenever I see infographics like this, my first thought is always that donuts are less terrible than I assumed.
November 25, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Whenever I see infographics like this, my first thought is always that donuts are less terrible than I assumed.
