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Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category
https://theonion.com/golden-globes-introduces-best-podcast-category/
https://theonion.com/golden-globes-introduces-best-podcast-category/
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category
https://theonion.com/golden-globes-introduces-best-podcast-category/
https://theonion.com/golden-globes-introduces-best-podcast-category/
Well, isn’t *that* convenient
#MetroidPrime4
#MetroidPrime4
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Well, isn’t *that* convenient
#MetroidPrime4
#MetroidPrime4
Alabama is the herpes of college football
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Alabama is the herpes of college football
This B1G Championship game is hella good Midwest smash mouth football
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This B1G Championship game is hella good Midwest smash mouth football
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“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
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Swerve and Hangman are the kind of masculinity I can get behind: Forming a friendship with your mortal enemy who burned your house down after you menaced his infant child - and just learning that you enjoy doing crimes *together*.
What 'male loneliness epidemic'?
#AEWDynamite
What 'male loneliness epidemic'?
#AEWDynamite
two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .
ALT: two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Swerve and Hangman are the kind of masculinity I can get behind: Forming a friendship with your mortal enemy who burned your house down after you menaced his infant child - and just learning that you enjoy doing crimes *together*.
What 'male loneliness epidemic'?
#AEWDynamite
What 'male loneliness epidemic'?
#AEWDynamite
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Rest Of World Not Biting On Couple’s Open Relationship https://theonion.com/rest-of-world-not-biting-on-couple-s-open-relationship-1819576560/
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rest Of World Not Biting On Couple’s Open Relationship https://theonion.com/rest-of-world-not-biting-on-couple-s-open-relationship-1819576560/
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Toni Storm and Mina's stipulation: everyone make out and then wrestle
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Toni Storm and Mina's stipulation: everyone make out and then wrestle
It takes some practice to have a filthy mouth. You can’t just wing it and expect to be good, otherwise you’ll end up saying something fucking stupid or worse, inserting a curse word anyfuckingwhere
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It takes some practice to have a filthy mouth. You can’t just wing it and expect to be good, otherwise you’ll end up saying something fucking stupid or worse, inserting a curse word anyfuckingwhere
The Shadow Labyrinth update couldn’t have come at a better time, mere days after I thought I had given up on the game. This QoL update makes the game vastly more approachable, yet doesn’t undermine those seeking higher difficulty. The improvements are there if you want — take ‘em or leave ‘em.
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The Shadow Labyrinth update couldn’t have come at a better time, mere days after I thought I had given up on the game. This QoL update makes the game vastly more approachable, yet doesn’t undermine those seeking higher difficulty. The improvements are there if you want — take ‘em or leave ‘em.
This may be where my Shadow Labyrinth journey ends. I’m forced to complete a kill room in Pac-Man form, with awkward controls, and an inability to use the energy reserve tanks I’ve relied on to get through more difficult sections
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This may be where my Shadow Labyrinth journey ends. I’m forced to complete a kill room in Pac-Man form, with awkward controls, and an inability to use the energy reserve tanks I’ve relied on to get through more difficult sections
Sir Paul is about to take the stage!
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Sir Paul is about to take the stage!
When I really sink into it, Shadow Labyrinth is a hella fun game
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
When I really sink into it, Shadow Labyrinth is a hella fun game
I get to see a real life Beatle in three days!
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I get to see a real life Beatle in three days!
Happy 70th birthday, Time Travel!
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Happy 70th birthday, Time Travel!
Is it pick-the-skin-off-your-lip season yet, @zman1902.bsky.social?
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Is it pick-the-skin-off-your-lip season yet, @zman1902.bsky.social?
So like, how bad do racehorses have to piss, generally speaking?
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
So like, how bad do racehorses have to piss, generally speaking?
Shadow Labyrinth gives me a lot of agita, but I’m still slowly working my way through
October 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Shadow Labyrinth gives me a lot of agita, but I’m still slowly working my way through
Once I just give up and start another book is when the one I requested from the library will finally be ready, won’t it?
October 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Once I just give up and start another book is when the one I requested from the library will finally be ready, won’t it?
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
As former mayor, I hereby wish the Toronto Blue Jays the best of luck in tonight’s game 7!
October 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
As former mayor, I hereby wish the Toronto Blue Jays the best of luck in tonight’s game 7!
Pitt backup QB Mason Heintschel is on a roll — completely annihilating BC, then back-to-back road wins over Florida State and Syracuse
#h2p
#h2p
October 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Pitt backup QB Mason Heintschel is on a roll — completely annihilating BC, then back-to-back road wins over Florida State and Syracuse
#h2p
#h2p
Some things I noticed while playing Mario Kart World:
-finding p-switches in free roam has been fun
-playing through all the cups has been fun
-replaying through some cups to get gold has been fun
-replaying through some cups to get ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ has not been fun
I’m gonna stop doing that last one
-finding p-switches in free roam has been fun
-playing through all the cups has been fun
-replaying through some cups to get gold has been fun
-replaying through some cups to get ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ has not been fun
I’m gonna stop doing that last one
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Some things I noticed while playing Mario Kart World:
-finding p-switches in free roam has been fun
-playing through all the cups has been fun
-replaying through some cups to get gold has been fun
-replaying through some cups to get ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ has not been fun
I’m gonna stop doing that last one
-finding p-switches in free roam has been fun
-playing through all the cups has been fun
-replaying through some cups to get gold has been fun
-replaying through some cups to get ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ has not been fun
I’m gonna stop doing that last one