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20 he/him. i do NOT have a boner!!!!!. my pfp is from star fetchers
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hey so you ever pee and when you're like done and you stand up you kinda feel something like a baby kicking in your epigastrium
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Disco Elysium fan who, in the process of creating their own game, has stumbled their way into creating a Suda51 clone on accident.
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Disco Elysium fan who, in the process of creating their own game, has stumbled their way into creating a Suda51 clone on accident.
ive been posting all my funny shit on tumblr. and it's ecause i'm deliberately starving bsky. Grovel for my attention
June 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
ive been posting all my funny shit on tumblr. and it's ecause i'm deliberately starving bsky. Grovel for my attention
hello janice
June 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
hello janice
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buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
May 12, 2025 at 9:04 AM
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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fart bubbles in my bathtub oooooo its getting worm
November 14, 2024 at 4:31 PM
fart bubbles in my bathtub oooooo its getting worm
its star fetchers february (day 1!)
February 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
its star fetchers february (day 1!)
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The doctor says I have the most monstrous eyes he’s ever seen. Pools of dormant rage he said
July 19, 2023 at 9:58 PM
The doctor says I have the most monstrous eyes he’s ever seen. Pools of dormant rage he said
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in school majoring in fart with a minor in shit
January 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
in school majoring in fart with a minor in shit
Unfortunately Nanosecond's short life has gone to waste
my best friend the Nanosecond cant' wait for the new year
January 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Unfortunately Nanosecond's short life has gone to waste
my best friend the Nanosecond cant' wait for the new year
January 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
my best friend the Nanosecond cant' wait for the new year
Alright mamacita daddys gon put you back in the Sock
December 30, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Alright mamacita daddys gon put you back in the Sock
not a big fan of the out-group
December 22, 2024 at 10:35 PM
not a big fan of the out-group
my cat out here shrimping up
December 11, 2024 at 10:48 PM
my cat out here shrimping up
im sorry to confess to all of you that im actually kind of really liking danganronpa
December 11, 2024 at 5:43 PM
im sorry to confess to all of you that im actually kind of really liking danganronpa
the "post" conveys universal themes of loss, free-will, and coming of age
December 10, 2024 at 11:48 PM
the "post" conveys universal themes of loss, free-will, and coming of age
Just said to someone that idgaf abt that Gravitys Rainbow shit and they grabbed me with her sasquatch hands and held me horizontally and squished my spine until i started making accordion noises and crimpled me really fast (made the sound of a crushed beer can) and threw me out my window
December 10, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Just said to someone that idgaf abt that Gravitys Rainbow shit and they grabbed me with her sasquatch hands and held me horizontally and squished my spine until i started making accordion noises and crimpled me really fast (made the sound of a crushed beer can) and threw me out my window
Fish reacting me eh. Well Ill show you "fish! [ties you in a bundle that makes it so you cant move because youre covered in rope head to toe] [slowly teaches you to swim with increasingly advnced artifical tails and devices] [releases you into the sea] [watches you swim away and get eaten by a shark
December 9, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Fish reacting me eh. Well Ill show you "fish! [ties you in a bundle that makes it so you cant move because youre covered in rope head to toe] [slowly teaches you to swim with increasingly advnced artifical tails and devices] [releases you into the sea] [watches you swim away and get eaten by a shark
i have officially learned i can recognize the voice of Kaiji Tang from a single grunt
December 8, 2024 at 2:53 AM
i have officially learned i can recognize the voice of Kaiji Tang from a single grunt
"watership down?" that was my nickname back in high school
December 7, 2024 at 7:54 AM
"watership down?" that was my nickname back in high school
i consider myself a "c tier poster"
December 6, 2024 at 5:40 AM
i consider myself a "c tier poster"
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sucks how video games perpetuate unrealistic expectations, for instance my dog will never bring me valuables from the enemy whose throat he just throttled while I stood back and watched
December 4, 2024 at 10:29 PM
sucks how video games perpetuate unrealistic expectations, for instance my dog will never bring me valuables from the enemy whose throat he just throttled while I stood back and watched
a horse walks into a stable. he says neigh. and then i close the gate so he doesnt' escape and run free, beautiful and unshackled in the night. that was my joke. did u like it
December 4, 2024 at 3:43 PM
a horse walks into a stable. he says neigh. and then i close the gate so he doesnt' escape and run free, beautiful and unshackled in the night. that was my joke. did u like it