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GONZO: Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I will eat this rubber tire to the music of "The Flight of the Bumblebee." Music, Maestro.
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November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
GONZO: Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I will eat this rubber tire to the music of "The Flight of the Bumblebee." Music, Maestro.
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BASKERVILLE: I tell you, Rowlf, there's only one answer to this dog food problem: asparagus! Tender, succulent asparagus!
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November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
BASKERVILLE: I tell you, Rowlf, there's only one answer to this dog food problem: asparagus! Tender, succulent asparagus!
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MILDRED: Uh, George. George!
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Yeah?
MILDRED: Do you read very much?
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Oh, all the time.
MILDRED: Oh. Uh, do you like Kipling?
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Oh, well, I don't know. I never Kippled.
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GEORGE THE JANITOR: Yeah?
MILDRED: Do you read very much?
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Oh, all the time.
MILDRED: Oh. Uh, do you like Kipling?
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Oh, well, I don't know. I never Kippled.
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November 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
MILDRED: Uh, George. George!
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Yeah?
MILDRED: Do you read very much?
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Oh, all the time.
MILDRED: Oh. Uh, do you like Kipling?
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Oh, well, I don't know. I never Kippled.
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GEORGE THE JANITOR: Yeah?
MILDRED: Do you read very much?
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Oh, all the time.
MILDRED: Oh. Uh, do you like Kipling?
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Oh, well, I don't know. I never Kippled.
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October 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM