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· Jan 13
Over on Twitter, we've been celebrating #TheMuppets70 with quotes from the Muppet being highlighted each week. It's Monday, so it's time for #Muppets70Mondays to make its way to BlueSky!
(Please bear with us, we've got nearly five months' worth of posts to catch up with.)
(Please bear with us, we've got nearly five months' worth of posts to catch up with.)
FOZZIE BEAR: Hey, the little problems in life drive me crazy. Like, what do you send to a sick florist? Huh? Huh?
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
FOZZIE BEAR: Hey, the little problems in life drive me crazy. Like, what do you send to a sick florist? Huh? Huh?
GONZO: You'll all see because there's only one Great Gonzo. Only one!
KERMIT: Thank goodness for that.
GONZO: Ehh, yokel! Rube!
KERMIT: Thank goodness for that.
GONZO: Ehh, yokel! Rube!
January 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
GONZO: You'll all see because there's only one Great Gonzo. Only one!
KERMIT: Thank goodness for that.
GONZO: Ehh, yokel! Rube!
KERMIT: Thank goodness for that.
GONZO: Ehh, yokel! Rube!
PIG: Oh, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. You are more beautiful than the summer days.
MISS PIGGY: You know, there's a lot of ham in you.
MISS PIGGY: You know, there's a lot of ham in you.
January 8, 2026 at 9:27 PM
PIG: Oh, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. You are more beautiful than the summer days.
MISS PIGGY: You know, there's a lot of ham in you.
MISS PIGGY: You know, there's a lot of ham in you.
STATLER: I loved it.
WALDORF: So what? You also loved World War II.
WALDORF: So what? You also loved World War II.
January 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
STATLER: I loved it.
WALDORF: So what? You also loved World War II.
WALDORF: So what? You also loved World War II.
KERMIT: Well, it... it's been such a great show, that we can hardly bring ourselves to end it. And we all know who we have to thank for that.
FOZZIE BEAR: The scriptwriter!
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FOZZIE BEAR: The scriptwriter!
Today marks MuppetQuotes' birthday! Thank you for following, liking, and sharing for the past 15 years!
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
KERMIT: Well, it... it's been such a great show, that we can hardly bring ourselves to end it. And we all know who we have to thank for that.
FOZZIE BEAR: The scriptwriter!
Today marks MuppetQuotes' birthday! Thank you for following, liking, and sharing for the past 15 years!
FOZZIE BEAR: The scriptwriter!
Today marks MuppetQuotes' birthday! Thank you for following, liking, and sharing for the past 15 years!
KERMIT: We have music, comedy, 225 dancing elephants- who, unfortunately, left their costumes at home because they forgot to pack their trunks.
FOZZIE BEAR: I gave him that joke!
KERMIT: I wish I gave it right back.
FOZZIE BEAR: I gave him that joke!
KERMIT: I wish I gave it right back.
January 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
KERMIT: We have music, comedy, 225 dancing elephants- who, unfortunately, left their costumes at home because they forgot to pack their trunks.
FOZZIE BEAR: I gave him that joke!
KERMIT: I wish I gave it right back.
FOZZIE BEAR: I gave him that joke!
KERMIT: I wish I gave it right back.
DIGIT: You see, it's a minor glitch in my voice relater... and when I say "No," I mean "Yes" and vice versa.
KERMIT: That's terrible.
DIGIT: No.
KERMIT: Is it permanent?
DIGIT: Yes.
KERMIT: Well, that's good.
KERMIT: That's terrible.
DIGIT: No.
KERMIT: Is it permanent?
DIGIT: Yes.
KERMIT: Well, that's good.
January 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
DIGIT: You see, it's a minor glitch in my voice relater... and when I say "No," I mean "Yes" and vice versa.
KERMIT: That's terrible.
DIGIT: No.
KERMIT: Is it permanent?
DIGIT: Yes.
KERMIT: Well, that's good.
KERMIT: That's terrible.
DIGIT: No.
KERMIT: Is it permanent?
DIGIT: Yes.
KERMIT: Well, that's good.
MISS PIGGY: Can we just say that when a person picks up a pig for a date, that the New Year’s kiss does not begin at 6:30 PM?
January 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
MISS PIGGY: Can we just say that when a person picks up a pig for a date, that the New Year’s kiss does not begin at 6:30 PM?
GINA: Happy New Year, Telly.
TELLY: It's the new year? And I'm still here! And you're still here! And all of my friends are still here! Happy New Year, everybody! Happy, happy, happy New Year!
And we're very thankful you're still here. Happy New Year, Muppet fans!
TELLY: It's the new year? And I'm still here! And you're still here! And all of my friends are still here! Happy New Year, everybody! Happy, happy, happy New Year!
And we're very thankful you're still here. Happy New Year, Muppet fans!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
GINA: Happy New Year, Telly.
TELLY: It's the new year? And I'm still here! And you're still here! And all of my friends are still here! Happy New Year, everybody! Happy, happy, happy New Year!
And we're very thankful you're still here. Happy New Year, Muppet fans!
TELLY: It's the new year? And I'm still here! And you're still here! And all of my friends are still here! Happy New Year, everybody! Happy, happy, happy New Year!
And we're very thankful you're still here. Happy New Year, Muppet fans!
MISS PIGGY: The ball's gonna drop! It's gonna drop! Where is it? Where's the ball?
JAY LENO: Let me ask you... Normally, at midnight, who would you be kissing? What would you be doing?
MISS PIGGY: Who cares!?!? The ball's gonna drop! The ball's gonna drop!
JAY LENO: Let me ask you... Normally, at midnight, who would you be kissing? What would you be doing?
MISS PIGGY: Who cares!?!? The ball's gonna drop! The ball's gonna drop!
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
MISS PIGGY: The ball's gonna drop! It's gonna drop! Where is it? Where's the ball?
JAY LENO: Let me ask you... Normally, at midnight, who would you be kissing? What would you be doing?
MISS PIGGY: Who cares!?!? The ball's gonna drop! The ball's gonna drop!
JAY LENO: Let me ask you... Normally, at midnight, who would you be kissing? What would you be doing?
MISS PIGGY: Who cares!?!? The ball's gonna drop! The ball's gonna drop!
MISS PIGGY: Well, usually, I have a romantic candlelight dinner for two with Kermie. But this year, my agent Bernie decided I should spend New Year's Eve on top of a freezing building with three Teamsters named Vinnie!
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
MISS PIGGY: Well, usually, I have a romantic candlelight dinner for two with Kermie. But this year, my agent Bernie decided I should spend New Year's Eve on top of a freezing building with three Teamsters named Vinnie!
UNCLE DEADLY: Oh, no! This is too cruel, too inhuman!
FOZZIE BEAR: What? What? What is? What? Tell! Tell! What! What!
UNCLE DEADLY: On New Year's Eve, the master turns into Jack Parnell.
FOZZIE BEAR: What? What? What is? What? Tell! Tell! What! What!
UNCLE DEADLY: On New Year's Eve, the master turns into Jack Parnell.
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
UNCLE DEADLY: Oh, no! This is too cruel, too inhuman!
FOZZIE BEAR: What? What? What is? What? Tell! Tell! What! What!
UNCLE DEADLY: On New Year's Eve, the master turns into Jack Parnell.
FOZZIE BEAR: What? What? What is? What? Tell! Tell! What! What!
UNCLE DEADLY: On New Year's Eve, the master turns into Jack Parnell.
MISS PIGGY: 'Tis indeed a simply fabulous time of year, filled with warm feelings, wonderful gifts, magical mo--
RIZZO THE RAT: And so much great food, huh?
MISS PIGGY: That's true. But interrupt me again and I'll stuff you in a stocking.
RIZZO THE RAT: Noted.
#2025inMuppets
RIZZO THE RAT: And so much great food, huh?
MISS PIGGY: That's true. But interrupt me again and I'll stuff you in a stocking.
RIZZO THE RAT: Noted.
#2025inMuppets
December 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
MISS PIGGY: 'Tis indeed a simply fabulous time of year, filled with warm feelings, wonderful gifts, magical mo--
RIZZO THE RAT: And so much great food, huh?
MISS PIGGY: That's true. But interrupt me again and I'll stuff you in a stocking.
RIZZO THE RAT: Noted.
#2025inMuppets
RIZZO THE RAT: And so much great food, huh?
MISS PIGGY: That's true. But interrupt me again and I'll stuff you in a stocking.
RIZZO THE RAT: Noted.
#2025inMuppets
MISS PIGGY: Ah yes, what a wonderful trip. We should go again sometime!
BEAN BUNNY: Oh, sure, but can I get a room next time? I got kind of cold sleeping by the pool.
#2025inMuppets
BEAN BUNNY: Oh, sure, but can I get a room next time? I got kind of cold sleeping by the pool.
#2025inMuppets
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
MISS PIGGY: Ah yes, what a wonderful trip. We should go again sometime!
BEAN BUNNY: Oh, sure, but can I get a room next time? I got kind of cold sleeping by the pool.
#2025inMuppets
BEAN BUNNY: Oh, sure, but can I get a room next time? I got kind of cold sleeping by the pool.
#2025inMuppets
FOZZIE BEAR: Wow! We got here in no time... like magic! Ahhhh! Oh, or it could be congestion pricing...
GONZO: Why did we take a taxi? We could’ve walked through Times Square!
ROB LAKE: Hey guys, welcome to the show! Thank you so much for joining me here!
#2025inMuppets
GONZO: Why did we take a taxi? We could’ve walked through Times Square!
ROB LAKE: Hey guys, welcome to the show! Thank you so much for joining me here!
#2025inMuppets
December 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
FOZZIE BEAR: Wow! We got here in no time... like magic! Ahhhh! Oh, or it could be congestion pricing...
GONZO: Why did we take a taxi? We could’ve walked through Times Square!
ROB LAKE: Hey guys, welcome to the show! Thank you so much for joining me here!
#2025inMuppets
GONZO: Why did we take a taxi? We could’ve walked through Times Square!
ROB LAKE: Hey guys, welcome to the show! Thank you so much for joining me here!
#2025inMuppets
December 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
DIRECTOR: Let's try one a bit more pirate-y.
ELMO: Okay. Elmo is the king of the pirates, and Elmo's so happy to meet you... maybe. Arg?
#2025inMuppets
ELMO: Okay. Elmo is the king of the pirates, and Elmo's so happy to meet you... maybe. Arg?
#2025inMuppets
December 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
DIRECTOR: Let's try one a bit more pirate-y.
ELMO: Okay. Elmo is the king of the pirates, and Elmo's so happy to meet you... maybe. Arg?
#2025inMuppets
ELMO: Okay. Elmo is the king of the pirates, and Elmo's so happy to meet you... maybe. Arg?
#2025inMuppets
SCOOTER: It's time to get things started with the...
JOE THE LEGAL WEASEL: Pre-show safety announcements.
KERMIT: Oh, and because it's our 70th anniversary, we promise to make it fun, entertaining, and--
JOE THE LEGAL WEASEL: Legally compliant.
#2025inMuppets
JOE THE LEGAL WEASEL: Pre-show safety announcements.
KERMIT: Oh, and because it's our 70th anniversary, we promise to make it fun, entertaining, and--
JOE THE LEGAL WEASEL: Legally compliant.
#2025inMuppets
December 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
SCOOTER: It's time to get things started with the...
JOE THE LEGAL WEASEL: Pre-show safety announcements.
KERMIT: Oh, and because it's our 70th anniversary, we promise to make it fun, entertaining, and--
JOE THE LEGAL WEASEL: Legally compliant.
#2025inMuppets
JOE THE LEGAL WEASEL: Pre-show safety announcements.
KERMIT: Oh, and because it's our 70th anniversary, we promise to make it fun, entertaining, and--
JOE THE LEGAL WEASEL: Legally compliant.
#2025inMuppets
KERMIT: So as you prepare to take this big leap into real life, here's a little advice if you're willing to listen to a frog. Rather than jumping over someone to get what you want, consider reaching out your hand and taking the leap side by side.
#2025inMuppets
#2025inMuppets
December 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
KERMIT: So as you prepare to take this big leap into real life, here's a little advice if you're willing to listen to a frog. Rather than jumping over someone to get what you want, consider reaching out your hand and taking the leap side by side.
#2025inMuppets
#2025inMuppets
ANNOUNCER: With hotels and vacation rentals, Booking dot com has something for everyone.
ANIMAL: Yeah, yeah, she shells!
MISS PIGGY: You got anything more boutique?
ANNOUNCER: Oui, oui, oui, right this way!
MISS PIGGY: Now we're talking.
#2025inMuppets
ANIMAL: Yeah, yeah, she shells!
MISS PIGGY: You got anything more boutique?
ANNOUNCER: Oui, oui, oui, right this way!
MISS PIGGY: Now we're talking.
#2025inMuppets
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ANNOUNCER: With hotels and vacation rentals, Booking dot com has something for everyone.
ANIMAL: Yeah, yeah, she shells!
MISS PIGGY: You got anything more boutique?
ANNOUNCER: Oui, oui, oui, right this way!
MISS PIGGY: Now we're talking.
#2025inMuppets
ANIMAL: Yeah, yeah, she shells!
MISS PIGGY: You got anything more boutique?
ANNOUNCER: Oui, oui, oui, right this way!
MISS PIGGY: Now we're talking.
#2025inMuppets
It's that time of year again! From now through December 31st, we'll be presenting our annual retrospective of some of the year's big Muppet moments. Follow along with #2025inMuppets!
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It's that time of year again! From now through December 31st, we'll be presenting our annual retrospective of some of the year's big Muppet moments. Follow along with #2025inMuppets!
"I would really be doing something right, perhaps even important, if I was bringing even a little more compassion into the world through Big Bird."
Happy Birthday, Caroll Spinney!
Happy Birthday, Caroll Spinney!
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"I would really be doing something right, perhaps even important, if I was bringing even a little more compassion into the world through Big Bird."
Happy Birthday, Caroll Spinney!
Happy Birthday, Caroll Spinney!
SHADOW: ♫ Kwanzaa! / A time for unity / for your friends / and for your family / and for your community! ♫
Happy Kwanzaa, Muppet fans!
Happy Kwanzaa, Muppet fans!
December 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
SHADOW: ♫ Kwanzaa! / A time for unity / for your friends / and for your family / and for your community! ♫
Happy Kwanzaa, Muppet fans!
Happy Kwanzaa, Muppet fans!
THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: May I welcome you to Christmas morning!
Merry Christmas, Muppet fans!
Merry Christmas, Muppet fans!
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: May I welcome you to Christmas morning!
Merry Christmas, Muppet fans!
Merry Christmas, Muppet fans!
BOB CRATCHIT: ♫ There's something in the wind today that's good for everyone.
Yes, faith is in our hearts today, we're shining like the sun
And everyone can feel it, the feeling's running deep
After all, there's only one more sleep til Christmas. ♫
Yes, faith is in our hearts today, we're shining like the sun
And everyone can feel it, the feeling's running deep
After all, there's only one more sleep til Christmas. ♫
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
BOB CRATCHIT: ♫ There's something in the wind today that's good for everyone.
Yes, faith is in our hearts today, we're shining like the sun
And everyone can feel it, the feeling's running deep
After all, there's only one more sleep til Christmas. ♫
Yes, faith is in our hearts today, we're shining like the sun
And everyone can feel it, the feeling's running deep
After all, there's only one more sleep til Christmas. ♫