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· Jan 13
Over on Twitter, we've been celebrating #TheMuppets70 with quotes from the Muppet being highlighted each week. It's Monday, so it's time for #Muppets70Mondays to make its way to BlueSky!
(Please bear with us, we've got nearly five months' worth of posts to catch up with.)
(Please bear with us, we've got nearly five months' worth of posts to catch up with.)
MILDRED: You know, when I was in London, I saw them changing the guards.
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Why? Were they dirty?
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Why? Were they dirty?
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
MILDRED: You know, when I was in London, I saw them changing the guards.
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Why? Were they dirty?
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Why? Were they dirty?
DUCK: Oh, Kermit.
KERMIT: Yeah?
DUCK: I finally got the punchline down for the act tonight. Want to hear it?
KERMIT: Okay.
DUCK: Good. "Quack!"
KERMIT: Uh Fine, fine. But uh, keep working on it, okay?
KERMIT: Yeah?
DUCK: I finally got the punchline down for the act tonight. Want to hear it?
KERMIT: Okay.
DUCK: Good. "Quack!"
KERMIT: Uh Fine, fine. But uh, keep working on it, okay?
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
DUCK: Oh, Kermit.
KERMIT: Yeah?
DUCK: I finally got the punchline down for the act tonight. Want to hear it?
KERMIT: Okay.
DUCK: Good. "Quack!"
KERMIT: Uh Fine, fine. But uh, keep working on it, okay?
KERMIT: Yeah?
DUCK: I finally got the punchline down for the act tonight. Want to hear it?
KERMIT: Okay.
DUCK: Good. "Quack!"
KERMIT: Uh Fine, fine. But uh, keep working on it, okay?
WALDORF: Well, they did improve the level of television entertainment.
STATLER: Well, they had no place to go but up.
STATLER: Well, they had no place to go but up.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
WALDORF: Well, they did improve the level of television entertainment.
STATLER: Well, they had no place to go but up.
STATLER: Well, they had no place to go but up.
FOZZIE BEAR: I bet on a horse that came in so late, they had to pay the jockey time and a half.
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
FOZZIE BEAR: I bet on a horse that came in so late, they had to pay the jockey time and a half.
"This was unbelievable to me to meet everybody that’s working with the Muppets! Here I got a puppet on my hand that was actually a Muppet."
Happy Birthday, John Kennedy!
Happy Birthday, John Kennedy!
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"This was unbelievable to me to meet everybody that’s working with the Muppets! Here I got a puppet on my hand that was actually a Muppet."
Happy Birthday, John Kennedy!
Happy Birthday, John Kennedy!
"One of the attitudes of 'Sesame Street' has been that children, even tiny ones, have a sense of humor."
Happy Birthday, Tony Geiss!
Happy Birthday, Tony Geiss!
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"One of the attitudes of 'Sesame Street' has been that children, even tiny ones, have a sense of humor."
Happy Birthday, Tony Geiss!
Happy Birthday, Tony Geiss!
(Dave Goelz on Jack Burns) "Gonzo... might have been forgotten about during the early meetings, except that Jack Burns... said, 'Yeah! Yeah! Like he does these crazy acts like eating a tire to 'Flight of the Bumblebee!'"
Happy Birthday, Jack Burns!
Happy Birthday, Jack Burns!
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
(Dave Goelz on Jack Burns) "Gonzo... might have been forgotten about during the early meetings, except that Jack Burns... said, 'Yeah! Yeah! Like he does these crazy acts like eating a tire to 'Flight of the Bumblebee!'"
Happy Birthday, Jack Burns!
Happy Birthday, Jack Burns!
JANICE: Will you love me forever?
ZOOT: I don't know, baby. Ask me again in a million years.
ZOOT: I don't know, baby. Ask me again in a million years.
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
JANICE: Will you love me forever?
ZOOT: I don't know, baby. Ask me again in a million years.
ZOOT: I don't know, baby. Ask me again in a million years.
SCOOTER: But how about that audience I paid off for you, huh? They did just what I told them to.
MISS PIGGY: What did you tell them?
SCOOTER: To go hog wild.
MISS PIGGY: Scooter. I am paying you to give me help, not cheap jokes.
MISS PIGGY: What did you tell them?
SCOOTER: To go hog wild.
MISS PIGGY: Scooter. I am paying you to give me help, not cheap jokes.
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
SCOOTER: But how about that audience I paid off for you, huh? They did just what I told them to.
MISS PIGGY: What did you tell them?
SCOOTER: To go hog wild.
MISS PIGGY: Scooter. I am paying you to give me help, not cheap jokes.
MISS PIGGY: What did you tell them?
SCOOTER: To go hog wild.
MISS PIGGY: Scooter. I am paying you to give me help, not cheap jokes.
WALDORF: Ah, do you ever go to those dances?
STATLER: Dance? I got a slipped disc-o.
STATLER: Dance? I got a slipped disc-o.
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
WALDORF: Ah, do you ever go to those dances?
STATLER: Dance? I got a slipped disc-o.
STATLER: Dance? I got a slipped disc-o.
LOUIE: I need to go help some people. It's a very important job, and well... it's just something I have to do.
We'd like to thank all military veterans, active-duty personnel, and military families for all they've given on this Veterans Day.
We'd like to thank all military veterans, active-duty personnel, and military families for all they've given on this Veterans Day.
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
LOUIE: I need to go help some people. It's a very important job, and well... it's just something I have to do.
We'd like to thank all military veterans, active-duty personnel, and military families for all they've given on this Veterans Day.
We'd like to thank all military veterans, active-duty personnel, and military families for all they've given on this Veterans Day.
KERMIT: Uh, Fozzie, are you trying to be pushy or something?
FOZZIE BEAR: Oh, no. I mean, uh, yes.
FOZZIE BEAR: Oh, no. I mean, uh, yes.
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
KERMIT: Uh, Fozzie, are you trying to be pushy or something?
FOZZIE BEAR: Oh, no. I mean, uh, yes.
FOZZIE BEAR: Oh, no. I mean, uh, yes.
NURSE PIGGY: Uh, uh, Dr. Bob, oh, you don't look well. Are you alright?
DR. BOB: I'm still in shock from what happened to my last patient.
NURSE PIGGY: But you cured him.
DR. BOB: You don't think that was a shock?
DR. BOB: I'm still in shock from what happened to my last patient.
NURSE PIGGY: But you cured him.
DR. BOB: You don't think that was a shock?
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
NURSE PIGGY: Uh, uh, Dr. Bob, oh, you don't look well. Are you alright?
DR. BOB: I'm still in shock from what happened to my last patient.
NURSE PIGGY: But you cured him.
DR. BOB: You don't think that was a shock?
DR. BOB: I'm still in shock from what happened to my last patient.
NURSE PIGGY: But you cured him.
DR. BOB: You don't think that was a shock?
STATLER: "Take a cruise," you said. "See the world," you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
WALDORF: Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.
WALDORF: Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
STATLER: "Take a cruise," you said. "See the world," you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
WALDORF: Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.
WALDORF: Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.
HERRY: I think we're ready to pick our national bird. So let's take a vote.
ELMO: Excuse me, excuse me, sir! A vote is a great idea, but what is a vote?
HERRY: A good question!
Happy Election Day, Muppet fans! Be sure to cast your ballot!
ELMO: Excuse me, excuse me, sir! A vote is a great idea, but what is a vote?
HERRY: A good question!
Happy Election Day, Muppet fans! Be sure to cast your ballot!
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
HERRY: I think we're ready to pick our national bird. So let's take a vote.
ELMO: Excuse me, excuse me, sir! A vote is a great idea, but what is a vote?
HERRY: A good question!
Happy Election Day, Muppet fans! Be sure to cast your ballot!
ELMO: Excuse me, excuse me, sir! A vote is a great idea, but what is a vote?
HERRY: A good question!
Happy Election Day, Muppet fans! Be sure to cast your ballot!
"I grew up in a house full of Muppets. And friends of mine use to always ask 'What's it like?', 'It must be great fun,' 'It must be crazy.' And the truth is the Muppets were always kind of awesome to me. And I have a lot of respect for the Muppets."
Happy Birthday, Brian Henson!
Happy Birthday, Brian Henson!
November 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"I grew up in a house full of Muppets. And friends of mine use to always ask 'What's it like?', 'It must be great fun,' 'It must be crazy.' And the truth is the Muppets were always kind of awesome to me. And I have a lot of respect for the Muppets."
Happy Birthday, Brian Henson!
Happy Birthday, Brian Henson!
GONZO: Gee, no one says goodbye here. They just ghost you.
Happy Halloween, Muppet fans!
Happy Halloween, Muppet fans!
October 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
GONZO: Gee, no one says goodbye here. They just ghost you.
Happy Halloween, Muppet fans!
Happy Halloween, Muppet fans!
COUNT VON COUNT: What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
ELMO: Gee, Elmo doesn't know, Mr. Count. What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
GHOST: Booooooooo-berry pie!
ELMO: Gee, Elmo doesn't know, Mr. Count. What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
GHOST: Booooooooo-berry pie!
October 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
COUNT VON COUNT: What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
ELMO: Gee, Elmo doesn't know, Mr. Count. What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
GHOST: Booooooooo-berry pie!
ELMO: Gee, Elmo doesn't know, Mr. Count. What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
GHOST: Booooooooo-berry pie!
STATLER: Ohh! That number scared the pants off me.
WALDORF: Are you sure you didn't just forget to put 'em on again?
WALDORF: Are you sure you didn't just forget to put 'em on again?
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
STATLER: Ohh! That number scared the pants off me.
WALDORF: Are you sure you didn't just forget to put 'em on again?
WALDORF: Are you sure you didn't just forget to put 'em on again?
KERMIT: Uh-oh, it must be time for the ghost story. Is anybody else around? Uh, Bean, is that you? I hate this part.
October 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
KERMIT: Uh-oh, it must be time for the ghost story. Is anybody else around? Uh, Bean, is that you? I hate this part.
"...Paul [Williams] and I decided that not every song can be a snappy two-step number. This was a chance to do a modern-day Disney type of thing, with a waltz, and a snappy two-step number, and music of different styles..."
Happy Birthday, Kenneth Ascher!
Happy Birthday, Kenneth Ascher!
October 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"...Paul [Williams] and I decided that not every song can be a snappy two-step number. This was a chance to do a modern-day Disney type of thing, with a waltz, and a snappy two-step number, and music of different styles..."
Happy Birthday, Kenneth Ascher!
Happy Birthday, Kenneth Ascher!
CLIFFORD: Rick is known and loved for his family films, like Parenthood and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
DR. PHIL VAN NEUTER: Oh, and don't forget Little Shop of Horrors!
CLIFFORD: That's not a family film. You don't know your movies!
DR PHIL VAN NEUTER: YOU don't know my family!
DR. PHIL VAN NEUTER: Oh, and don't forget Little Shop of Horrors!
CLIFFORD: That's not a family film. You don't know your movies!
DR PHIL VAN NEUTER: YOU don't know my family!
October 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
CLIFFORD: Rick is known and loved for his family films, like Parenthood and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
DR. PHIL VAN NEUTER: Oh, and don't forget Little Shop of Horrors!
CLIFFORD: That's not a family film. You don't know your movies!
DR PHIL VAN NEUTER: YOU don't know my family!
DR. PHIL VAN NEUTER: Oh, and don't forget Little Shop of Horrors!
CLIFFORD: That's not a family film. You don't know your movies!
DR PHIL VAN NEUTER: YOU don't know my family!
FOZZIE BEAR: Hey. This is cute. What does it do?
DR. JULIUS STRANGEPORK: My work here is nothing less than... the secret of life itself.
FOZZIE BEAR: Wow.
DR. JULIUS STRANGEPORK: And also a coffee that doesn't taste bitter.
DR. JULIUS STRANGEPORK: My work here is nothing less than... the secret of life itself.
FOZZIE BEAR: Wow.
DR. JULIUS STRANGEPORK: And also a coffee that doesn't taste bitter.
October 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
FOZZIE BEAR: Hey. This is cute. What does it do?
DR. JULIUS STRANGEPORK: My work here is nothing less than... the secret of life itself.
FOZZIE BEAR: Wow.
DR. JULIUS STRANGEPORK: And also a coffee that doesn't taste bitter.
DR. JULIUS STRANGEPORK: My work here is nothing less than... the secret of life itself.
FOZZIE BEAR: Wow.
DR. JULIUS STRANGEPORK: And also a coffee that doesn't taste bitter.
STATLER: Vincent Price is the most wonderfully scary actor since Thudge McGerk.
WALDORF: Heh! Thudge McGerk, I'll never forget him, His last film was Phantom of the Soap Opera.
WALDORF: Heh! Thudge McGerk, I'll never forget him, His last film was Phantom of the Soap Opera.
October 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
STATLER: Vincent Price is the most wonderfully scary actor since Thudge McGerk.
WALDORF: Heh! Thudge McGerk, I'll never forget him, His last film was Phantom of the Soap Opera.
WALDORF: Heh! Thudge McGerk, I'll never forget him, His last film was Phantom of the Soap Opera.
GOBO: ♫ Times I'm in the night
Can't locate the light
How I wish I knew the right design
Music in the air
Making brightness there
Learn to sing the golden sun to shine ♫
Happy Diwali, Muppet fans!
Can't locate the light
How I wish I knew the right design
Music in the air
Making brightness there
Learn to sing the golden sun to shine ♫
Happy Diwali, Muppet fans!
October 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
GOBO: ♫ Times I'm in the night
Can't locate the light
How I wish I knew the right design
Music in the air
Making brightness there
Learn to sing the golden sun to shine ♫
Happy Diwali, Muppet fans!
Can't locate the light
How I wish I knew the right design
Music in the air
Making brightness there
Learn to sing the golden sun to shine ♫
Happy Diwali, Muppet fans!