The muppety one
@muppetk.bsky.social
So muppety. So tired. Alleged adult. Disaster Muppet. Big nerd.
Cw: food for the entire account because I am stress baking like whoa for the next few years.
(Queer acupuncturist. Pro vax. V lefty. Long Covid sucks four assed monkey butt.)
Cw: food for the entire account because I am stress baking like whoa for the next few years.
(Queer acupuncturist. Pro vax. V lefty. Long Covid sucks four assed monkey butt.)
*quiet squeeeeee*
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
*quiet squeeeeee*
Tim tams?? In NYC? IS THIS REAL???
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Tim tams?? In NYC? IS THIS REAL???
Owwwww
Good luck
I wish you the best possible results that they can do something about. Also cookies.
Good luck
I wish you the best possible results that they can do something about. Also cookies.
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Owwwww
Good luck
I wish you the best possible results that they can do something about. Also cookies.
Good luck
I wish you the best possible results that they can do something about. Also cookies.
With a chainsaw. Or blowtorch.
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
With a chainsaw. Or blowtorch.
Hmm. Not quite gamified, at least not so far. But it’s doing a decent job of simulating interaction which works for me. I do miss the immediate feedback of having something. Tell me if I got something right or not.
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Hmm. Not quite gamified, at least not so far. But it’s doing a decent job of simulating interaction which works for me. I do miss the immediate feedback of having something. Tell me if I got something right or not.
Cool. I’ll poke at it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Cool. I’ll poke at it.
I’ve wanted to leave a similar note for one of my neighbors. I’m not hearing apnea, but I’m pretty sure I should not be able to hear anyone snoring when I’m alone in the bedroom and the only other person in my apt is both awake and two rooms away. I never narrowed down which neighbor it was though.
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’ve wanted to leave a similar note for one of my neighbors. I’m not hearing apnea, but I’m pretty sure I should not be able to hear anyone snoring when I’m alone in the bedroom and the only other person in my apt is both awake and two rooms away. I never narrowed down which neighbor it was though.
Woot! That helps. Best of luck! It’s all batshit out here.
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Woot! That helps. Best of luck! It’s all batshit out here.
*waves from Brooklyn*!!!
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
*waves from Brooklyn*!!!
*nodnodnod* those suck so much monkey butt.
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
*nodnodnod* those suck so much monkey butt.
Would be interested! Only I’m on socials so intermittently these days that I’d probably miss it :(
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Would be interested! Only I’m on socials so intermittently these days that I’d probably miss it :(
Hear ya. I have related details that I’m not willing to make public but damn I hear ya.
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hear ya. I have related details that I’m not willing to make public but damn I hear ya.
Yikes. I have nights like that with my hands falling asleep every time I’m almost asleep and waking me back up. :( but FFS 48 hours is a LOT.
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Yikes. I have nights like that with my hands falling asleep every time I’m almost asleep and waking me back up. :( but FFS 48 hours is a LOT.
Let me raise you any tart apple (can also be sweet and tart) and Muenster grilled cheese? Also awesome.
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Let me raise you any tart apple (can also be sweet and tart) and Muenster grilled cheese? Also awesome.
Oof. Yeah. I hear ya.
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Oof. Yeah. I hear ya.
I am suddenly having a flashback to the title of a Calvin and Hobbes collection title: Scientific Progress Goes Bonk
Totally the subtitle of my autobiography.
NOT thank you very much HIMYM Title of my Sex Tape
….although dammit that works too
Totally the subtitle of my autobiography.
NOT thank you very much HIMYM Title of my Sex Tape
….although dammit that works too
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I am suddenly having a flashback to the title of a Calvin and Hobbes collection title: Scientific Progress Goes Bonk
Totally the subtitle of my autobiography.
NOT thank you very much HIMYM Title of my Sex Tape
….although dammit that works too
Totally the subtitle of my autobiography.
NOT thank you very much HIMYM Title of my Sex Tape
….although dammit that works too
……I mean. It was sort of on purpose. But not the way it happened!!
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
……I mean. It was sort of on purpose. But not the way it happened!!
…..except maybe the Pine Oil Incident. But that was neither food nor on purpose so not deliberate mad science.
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
…..except maybe the Pine Oil Incident. But that was neither food nor on purpose so not deliberate mad science.
Not for any dietary reasons, just because it was a fun challenge.
I miss the days I had time and energy for mad science. Although I think that’s madder than anything I’ve tried.
I miss the days I had time and energy for mad science. Although I think that’s madder than anything I’ve tried.
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Not for any dietary reasons, just because it was a fun challenge.
I miss the days I had time and energy for mad science. Although I think that’s madder than anything I’ve tried.
I miss the days I had time and energy for mad science. Although I think that’s madder than anything I’ve tried.