#evergreentweet

I don't know what any of this means

Home Alone is a Die Hard movie.

Mnufc went into this season without him, one of their best players, under contract. They should’ve gotten him secured or sold him and replaced him. Letting him go for free to the best team in the league is amateur hour

Other owners are paying for Messi to beat their own teams in the hopes of overall growth. Bitterness is warranted.

It's not a war! Didn't give in to any of their framing. It's murder. Executions without any trial.

I watched almost every minute of the Loons this season and I still have no idea what Owen Gene does. Pedestrian indeed.

Can you imagine if they went after Walker Zimmerman, too? Sure, I want 'em to find a way to play with possession as needed but I could be all-in for a season of pure uncut Ramsayball with Benteke, Zim, and Markanich leaping at all the long throws and FKs that Espinoza would win in good positions.

They are a playoff team with a top defense, incredible stadium & fans (I'm biased but correct), impressive coach, and more GAM than anybody (except maybe SDFC's unspent expansion cash?). They have no excuse not to put themselves in first position for most of the available high level free agents.

You voted for this shit