That would involve going outside, so I'll pass.

I think this is it.

I was gonna say.

This is extraordinary.

We did that last time. F that.

I think they know they're the bad guys.

They want OTHER PEOPLE to run head first into the woodchopper, and then they call you a coward or sell-out when you don't.

She's not well.

This is insane.

Brand new sentence.

Nah. He'll just threaten regulatory action.

That was the last time this law was invoked.

These folks are just terrified and incensed that so many young people aren’t bigoted assholes like them and aren’t scared of the same people they are. Talking to high school kids and seeing how many of them are chill about these issues is one of the few redeeming qualities of current American life.

Solid content.

Oncologists, stuffing cigarettes into the mouths of children: WHEN PEOPLE DON'T SMOKE I LOSE THE OPPORTUNITY TO TREAT CANCER, EVERYBODY HAS TO SMOKE—!

A teacher who mentions that gay people exist is more likely to get fired than a cop who shoots an unarmed kid.

Right? It's so easy to do so.