A Mullist in Texas
@mullist.com
Software Developer. Synth performer. Cat person. Generally considered a bad account.
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet
January 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
December 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
They introduced her in Spice World. Easily the best spice.
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
They introduced her in Spice World. Easily the best spice.
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
In a cost-cutting measure, the break room is switching from International Delight to Local Delight
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In a cost-cutting measure, the break room is switching from International Delight to Local Delight
What about arguing with a friend?
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What about arguing with a friend?
You’ll never believe this, but I have a chonker who just lies down on me and starts purring. It’s incredible.
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You’ll never believe this, but I have a chonker who just lies down on me and starts purring. It’s incredible.
I FEEL ELATED
I FEEL DEPRESSED
SEX IS DEATH
DEATH IS SEX
SAYS IT RIGHT HERE ON MY CRUCIFIX!
I FEEL DEPRESSED
SEX IS DEATH
DEATH IS SEX
SAYS IT RIGHT HERE ON MY CRUCIFIX!
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I FEEL ELATED
I FEEL DEPRESSED
SEX IS DEATH
DEATH IS SEX
SAYS IT RIGHT HERE ON MY CRUCIFIX!
I FEEL DEPRESSED
SEX IS DEATH
DEATH IS SEX
SAYS IT RIGHT HERE ON MY CRUCIFIX!
Had to grind for this view
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Had to grind for this view
Missed an opportunity to juice sales by pricing it at $4.20.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Missed an opportunity to juice sales by pricing it at $4.20.
Why does Hollywood think programmers are greedy, fat, and stupid?
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Why does Hollywood think programmers are greedy, fat, and stupid?
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Why doesn’t Trump, the largest pedophile, simply EAT the other pedophiles?
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Why doesn’t Trump, the largest pedophile, simply EAT the other pedophiles?
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
She gets mad at me if I stop staring.
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
She gets mad at me if I stop staring.
When these two guys look at each other and say “it’s almost like one actor playing two characters”, that was the moment cinema peaked.
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When these two guys look at each other and say “it’s almost like one actor playing two characters”, that was the moment cinema peaked.
The title of the film “Sexy Beast” is misleading because it doesn’t feature Jack.
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The title of the film “Sexy Beast” is misleading because it doesn’t feature Jack.
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
October 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
Look, two things can be true at the same time: the thing I said first, and the opposite thing I said later.
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Look, two things can be true at the same time: the thing I said first, and the opposite thing I said later.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons
And a good reaction image for anytime Jeffey B chews the wires:
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
And a good reaction image for anytime Jeffey B chews the wires:
I was thinking of those idiotic Shinra helmets
October 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I was thinking of those idiotic Shinra helmets