Mugs P
Mugs P
@mugsp.bsky.social
Broad-spectrum geek and freelance smartass.
This is my first encounter with the hashtag #GOPshitdown and hell yeah I’m gonna play with that toy till it breaks.
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The leopards, having digested a generous portion of faces, are now taking dumps on your lawn and demanding that you thank them for the fertilizer.

#MuckFusk
#TruckFump
April 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
On a scale of 1 to Hannibal Lecter, how wrong is it to enjoy making Duo panic?
April 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Forget doomscrolling. I’m going all in on the Fish Doorbell.

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March 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m actually a little disappointed to be told I don’t have to reply to the Muskrat’s weekend e-mail. I was looking forward to answering that pursuant to my capacity as fat-bottomed girl, I made the rockin’ world go ‘round.
#MuckFusk
February 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Can someone explain to me how my home gas bill *quintupled* since last month?

Gotta say, not feeling “great again.”
February 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Ever have one of those days when it feels like the only real option is to go back to bed?
I’ve felt that way since November.
Today, the next best thing is a Peter Jackson Middle Earth marathon.
February 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Pure damn truth right here.
Convo with my friend from Hungary tonight who left after Orban’s election.

She said “your head will spin with all the wild stuff they try to pull, new things every day, but don’t take your eyes off the money. It’s all about the money, and what they’re stealing, and for whom.”
February 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I am Schroedinger’s employee: I have a job! No I don’t! As long as I don’t open the (e-mail) box, I’m both.
#MuckFusk
#TakeYourForkAndShoveIt
February 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
#TIL another rude nickname for the #Muskrat: Phony Stark. It’s totally juvenile and I’m sure he hates it and we shouldn’t repeat it over and over.
But you must admit it’s more clever than Space Karen.
#MuckFusk
February 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
In the market for a car? The prices of these things are gonna be lower than whale 💩 soon.
Doesn't some fake person you know want to test-drive a Tesla? They can make an appointment right here:
www.tesla.com/drive
February 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Yes, this happened. Not Photoshop.
February 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hey y’all, remember when VP Cheney exposed the name of a covert officer out of sheer spite because her husband had published an op-ed disputing the administration’s pretext for the war against Iraq’s mythical WMD capacity?
He should have gone to prison.
The #Muskrats deserve to die there.
The Trump administration, along with Elon Musk’s staffers, has jeopardized the security of the C.I.A. by making employee names public—a move both illegal and dangerous. Current officials confirmed that the C.I.A. sent employee names to the OPM, complying with an executive order signed by Trump.
February 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sorry kids, none of the parenting books prepared me for a fascist coup.
February 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This is your friendly reminder that the entire foreign affairs budget makes up maybe 1% of the Federal budget on a good day.
Pick on someone your own size, Muskrat.
#MuckFusk
#TruckFump
February 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I got an e-mail at work today that reminded me, my out-of-office message didn’t include my signature block. I’ve updated it, of course. With pronouns.
Because she/her is code for that/bitch.
January 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Employment lawyers all over the #DMV are planning new wings on their vacation homes. The Mango Mussolini has no idea what he’s kicked off here.
Take your #ForkInTheRoad and shove it.
#TruckFump
#MuckFusk
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Please can I have just one day where I am not provoked to say any of the following:

- Are you 🤬ing kidding me?

- Christ on a pony

- What the actual 🤬

- Jesus, Mary, and Joseph on a bicycle built for two (and Moses in the basket)

- No, son, remember you will be charged as an adult now
January 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Beverage-wise, what goes with The Essential Fishbone and taking down holiday decorations?
January 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The next time someone from another country asks you why Americans aren’t burning stuff and rioting in the streets over the Mango Mussolini’s latest 🐂💩, remind them (to paraphrase my brother):
Our cops don’t use rubber bullets, and we don’t have universal health care.
January 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by Mugs P
January 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sure, he has a lot of unresolved trauma and some messed-up stuff going on in his head.
That does not excuse anyone from the basics of consent.
(I was unaware of the Scientology background. Sheeeeeesh, that explains a few things. But it doesn’t excuse them.)
January 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Deeply disappointed but unsurprised to read that one of my favorite authors is in fact (allegedly) a Garbage Human Being. I am also deeply disappointed that I am unsurprised.
January 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM