Mudit Verma
muditverma.bsky.social
Mudit Verma
@muditverma.bsky.social
Comedy Postulant
The miracle cure for jealousy is my performance on this app.
April 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
A niche microbial rapper named Waka Floxacin #humor #science #hiphop
April 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Watch my very short political humor premise #comedy youtube.com/shorts/kqvt3...
Bro hopes for the best 📰 #usnews
YouTube video by Mudit Verma
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April 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My relatively new MacBook is glitching harder than a traditional Indian mother watching a school dance in the U.S.
March 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Reposted by Mudit Verma
i've never fucked up a recipe so bad that it dematerialized
March 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Will the next fyre festival have open mic #comedy ? #standup
March 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Naming my kids Private Equity so that they can get away with anything #comedy
March 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I feel like an economic version of an atheist where instead of actively trying to disprove god, I’m actively trying to disprove any benefits of late-stage capitalism - mainly bc I’m broke. #humor #writing
March 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Tesla has taken so many Ls that it should be named Tesllllllllla #comedy
March 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Today is the day of double and triple bonds, but not single bonds #piday #chem
March 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Balloon pop but for Indian arranged marriages where the popping doesn’t matter as it’s just for show
March 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The best way to solve being overqualified is to convert to Hinduism because your resume will be blank again next life #work #humor
March 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
One of my least favorite things about the East Coast is that you meet people who genuinely always wanted to be a mid-level consultant for McKenzie like at least pretend you had to settle for something less than having a personality
March 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Overthinking is only called overthinking when others don’t like the idea
March 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Reposted by Mudit Verma
In the same way people talk about combat sports as a socially acceptable venue for aggression is the way I think about people egging cybertrucks. It's not something I feel the need to take a part in, but I'm glad the people doing it found a healthy outlet.
March 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
#unpopularopinion gratitude journals are meant to make the exploitation of you feel justified
March 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
LinkedIn mobile has games to reflect how companies pretend to hire #sad
March 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hello good morning I wish I was from India but my parents are instead. #sunday
March 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I bet Vance never said “thank you” to his couch. #smh
March 1, 2025 at 7:52 AM
My scorching hot political take #humor
February 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I thought the official language of the U.S. was the 2nd amendment
February 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Wait, I always thought the official language of the United States was physical touch (based on the second amendment) 🤔 #politics
February 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I get consistent high quality sleep only when I’m chronically depressed
February 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Any experienced tutors here? Tips for new tutors? #comment
February 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM