No. No one is.

Samuel Barrott - he of disallowing free kicks for minor infringements. Perhaps he owes us today. Tis the season.

Some strikers have trademarked finishes: Henry opening up and curling low into the corner being an example. JP's this season is a snatched scuff wide.

Exactly like this. Or any of the previous 2/3 seasons really. Bizarre bordering on negligent analysis.

It dropped. My first ever hole in one.

It bounced 15 feet short of the flag, took two bounces and clattered into the flag stick.

I knocked down a 3 wood, hit it smooth with a nice hint of fade and it was lasering in on the pin as it fell from its apex.

A 209 yard par 3, flag at the back, tucked into the back right corner with bunkers left and right of the green. Slight wind into and off the left.