Matt
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Ask me for my John Inverdale anecdote
We won the FA Cup btw
#cpfc
Ask me for my John Inverdale anecdote
We won the FA Cup btw
#cpfc
Just when do we commission the statue of Oliver Glasner?
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just when do we commission the statue of Oliver Glasner?
The best goal we'll concede all season. Exceptional.
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The best goal we'll concede all season. Exceptional.
I've never got the Nketiah doubters - ice in his veins.
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I've never got the Nketiah doubters - ice in his veins.
I've just seen who the referee for today is. Oh god.
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I've just seen who the referee for today is. Oh god.
My first Ashes tour as England's cricket strategy consultant hasn't gone as well as I'd hoped.
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
My first Ashes tour as England's cricket strategy consultant hasn't gone as well as I'd hoped.
I'd imagine Liverpool fans are taking all this entirely rationally.
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'd imagine Liverpool fans are taking all this entirely rationally.
We're a specialist cup team under Glasner and I think that's what I'm understanding to rationalise when we have weird results like the one today. Our success has come and is most likely to come in the cups.
Still, can we please back the man in January. December is going to kill us.
Still, can we please back the man in January. December is going to kill us.
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We're a specialist cup team under Glasner and I think that's what I'm understanding to rationalise when we have weird results like the one today. Our success has come and is most likely to come in the cups.
Still, can we please back the man in January. December is going to kill us.
Still, can we please back the man in January. December is going to kill us.
God I love The National*
*the band, not the horse race.
*the band, not the horse race.
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
God I love The National*
*the band, not the horse race.
*the band, not the horse race.
Everton winning away at Old Trafford, albeit with 10 men, shouldn't really be a surprise any more, should it?
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Everton winning away at Old Trafford, albeit with 10 men, shouldn't really be a surprise any more, should it?
I see Eberechi Eze continues to surprise people at how good he is.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I see Eberechi Eze continues to surprise people at how good he is.
I also see Michael Olise scored twice and assisted three for the Bayern Munich fußball spiele mannschaft today.
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I also see Michael Olise scored twice and assisted three for the Bayern Munich fußball spiele mannschaft today.
A 0-2 away win is an extremely satisfying scoreline. What a time to be alive.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A 0-2 away win is an extremely satisfying scoreline. What a time to be alive.
Yeremy, you lovely diminutive Spaniard.
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Yeremy, you lovely diminutive Spaniard.
It's coming.
Eddie Nketiah is coming on shortly for palace. We've played just under an hour #CPFC
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's coming.
Nketiah winner incoming.
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Nketiah winner incoming.
Oh look, Labour are performing their Tory/Reform-lite tribute act again.
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Oh look, Labour are performing their Tory/Reform-lite tribute act again.
Let me tell you about my greatest sporting achievement. I achieved it today at approximately 11am.
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Let me tell you about my greatest sporting achievement. I achieved it today at approximately 11am.
I see Jean-Phillipe Mateta is kicking les flagges du corners* once more
* I got a B in GCSE French in 2004.
* I got a B in GCSE French in 2004.
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I see Jean-Phillipe Mateta is kicking les flagges du corners* once more
* I got a B in GCSE French in 2004.
* I got a B in GCSE French in 2004.
This is salient and brilliant.
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This is salient and brilliant.
Lovely evening of the European football. Well done Palace. When you tire of Will Hughes, you tire of life. What I'd have given for his shot to dip by another 6 inches or so...
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Lovely evening of the European football. Well done Palace. When you tire of Will Hughes, you tire of life. What I'd have given for his shot to dip by another 6 inches or so...
Biggest takeaway from this is the name of the AZ manager. Sensational.
Take this with some level of scepticism but AZ Alkmaar manager Maarten Martens was adamant they wouldn't change their way of playing tonight despite Palace's problems against low blocks.
Expect them to be far more possession-based than AEK Larnaca were. #CPFC
Expect them to be far more possession-based than AEK Larnaca were. #CPFC
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Biggest takeaway from this is the name of the AZ manager. Sensational.
First night at a Palace European game underthelightsatselhurst tonight and I can't freakin' wait. Would never have thought I'd see the day.
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
First night at a Palace European game underthelightsatselhurst tonight and I can't freakin' wait. Would never have thought I'd see the day.
lol - what
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Trump ally Infantino to award first Fifa Peace Prize at World Cup draw in DC
Fifa unveils a new Peace Prize to be awarded at the 2026 World Cup draw in Washington, citing a mission to honor efforts to end conflict
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
lol - what
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Wait until the majority of Palace fans hear that the football authorities have also decreed all of our games in December be played on different continents. With the exception of Leeds away which will be played on the International Space Station #cpfc
November 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Wait until the majority of Palace fans hear that the football authorities have also decreed all of our games in December be played on different continents. With the exception of Leeds away which will be played on the International Space Station #cpfc