Matt
@mttmllr14.bsky.social
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Ask me for my John Inverdale anecdote
We won the FA Cup btw
#cpfc
Ask me for my John Inverdale anecdote
We won the FA Cup btw
#cpfc
Craig Gordon really doesn't look great for a 42 year old professional footballer. But good luck to him.
September 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Craig Gordon really doesn't look great for a 42 year old professional footballer. But good luck to him.
Yes, you could win a plane trip to Palace v Brighton flying from Gatwick to Biggin Hill!
September 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Yes, you could win a plane trip to Palace v Brighton flying from Gatwick to Biggin Hill!
Top tier tat. Shame they didn't spell WINNERS as WINNNERS for authentic Wembley vibes.
September 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Top tier tat. Shame they didn't spell WINNERS as WINNNERS for authentic Wembley vibes.
Palace getting so desperate for transfers they've pretended they signed Hermione Grainger to get some magic in. Or something.
August 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Palace getting so desperate for transfers they've pretended they signed Hermione Grainger to get some magic in. Or something.
Guatemala - you've been beautiful. Sunrise over the Ancient Mayan city of Tikal this morning.
August 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Guatemala - you've been beautiful. Sunrise over the Ancient Mayan city of Tikal this morning.
Not the place to be thinking about ticket prices tbh
August 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Not the place to be thinking about ticket prices tbh
Brighton fans have got nothing in the tank
August 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Brighton fans have got nothing in the tank
Jungle.
Volcano.
Lake.
🇬🇹
Volcano.
Lake.
🇬🇹
August 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Jungle.
Volcano.
Lake.
🇬🇹
Volcano.
Lake.
🇬🇹
In Santiago Atitlan, Guatemala, there is a town deity who is constantly plied and worshipped with fags and rum. Culture ✅
August 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
In Santiago Atitlan, Guatemala, there is a town deity who is constantly plied and worshipped with fags and rum. Culture ✅
I've heard Daichi's been down the Morley's in his suit and tie this afternoon to celebrate his birthday.
August 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I've heard Daichi's been down the Morley's in his suit and tie this afternoon to celebrate his birthday.
Funerals: quite the occasion in Guatemala.
August 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Funerals: quite the occasion in Guatemala.
Timeline cleanse.
We won the FA Cup.
We won the FA Cup.
July 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Timeline cleanse.
We won the FA Cup.
We won the FA Cup.
Just cleansing the timeline. Don't mind me.
July 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Just cleansing the timeline. Don't mind me.
Think I'll mute FPL notifications for a bit. I'll lose interest after the September international break anyway.
June 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Think I'll mute FPL notifications for a bit. I'll lose interest after the September international break anyway.
If anyone was in any doubt as to what the Club World Cup was about 🚮
June 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If anyone was in any doubt as to what the Club World Cup was about 🚮
I see the marketing for Ange's side hustle as a children's party entertainer isn't going particularly well.
May 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I see the marketing for Ange's side hustle as a children's party entertainer isn't going particularly well.
*The* day which makes everything make sense. History.
May 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
*The* day which makes everything make sense. History.
First outing of the year for the calves on the Downs.
March 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
First outing of the year for the calves on the Downs.
Maribou State. Tonne of fun.
February 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Maribou State. Tonne of fun.
Palace making a lovely appearance in the @davidsquires.bsky.social Christmas cartoon. A disappointing lack of Mark Bright surgically attached to Parish's side.
December 24, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Palace making a lovely appearance in the @davidsquires.bsky.social Christmas cartoon. A disappointing lack of Mark Bright surgically attached to Parish's side.
Plumbing new depths in international week. Disappointed not to learn what Amorim's choice of mid morning snack is.
November 19, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Plumbing new depths in international week. Disappointed not to learn what Amorim's choice of mid morning snack is.
Introduce yourself with four video games
November 17, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Introduce yourself with four video games