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...Allegedly
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January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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the modern phone is a stim toy
pretending to be a computer
pretending to be a phone
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial https://theonion.com/musk-weighs-return-to-politics-after-60th-death-on-elden-ring-nightreign-tutorial/
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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woo give it up for 1am part ii
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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a royal heist
October 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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keeping my floor crumb free enough to be barefoot is a Sisyphusian endeavor
February 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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My chess engine scans the board for every legal move and then it makes the one I think is best. I call it the JustMePlayingChess and it is perhaps the worst chess engine ever invented.
January 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 12:21 AM
I'm just here so I don't get fined. Here's a boomer-tier image of my guitar.
October 18, 2023 at 4:57 AM