Miranda Johnson
@mstchick.bsky.social
Puerto Rican chef, crafter, and novelist from NJ. I love reading, writing, & crafting. FJL CF4L
Fave TV: Bob's Burgers, MST3K/Rifftrax, Abbot Elementary, Resident Alien.
Fave Movies: Moonstruck, Desk Set, How to Marry a Millionaire, & Encanto.
Fave TV: Bob's Burgers, MST3K/Rifftrax, Abbot Elementary, Resident Alien.
Fave Movies: Moonstruck, Desk Set, How to Marry a Millionaire, & Encanto.
Hey, there's no chance of it being shown in UK theaters, is there? Only I'm visiting the in-laws there in August and I'm gonna miss the show😞
June 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Hey, there's no chance of it being shown in UK theaters, is there? Only I'm visiting the in-laws there in August and I'm gonna miss the show😞
May his ultimate fate be the one he deserves🤬
June 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
May his ultimate fate be the one he deserves🤬
See, I would've said bubble gum with a Pepto Bisfall.
a person is holding a pink plastic bottle with the word nile ked on the bottom
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June 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
See, I would've said bubble gum with a Pepto Bisfall.
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June 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I wanna see The Mads riff this parade. I know @frankconniff.bsky.social would have a field day.
June 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I wanna see The Mads riff this parade. I know @frankconniff.bsky.social would have a field day.
Oooh say can you see, happy birthday to me!
What so proudly we hail, me me me me me me me...
What so proudly we hail, me me me me me me me...
June 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Oooh say can you see, happy birthday to me!
What so proudly we hail, me me me me me me me...
What so proudly we hail, me me me me me me me...
Ya know, I bet he does it too🙄🤦♀️🖕
June 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Ya know, I bet he does it too🙄🤦♀️🖕
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They should also be reminded that the "I was only following orders" excuse hasn't been acceptable since the Nuremburg Trials.
June 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
They should also be reminded that the "I was only following orders" excuse hasn't been acceptable since the Nuremburg Trials.
🎵🎶 We didn't start the fire...🎶🎵
a woman wearing a striped shirt is saying well actually
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June 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
🎵🎶 We didn't start the fire...🎶🎵
The grammar is all over the place here. Who's being lit on fire, the cops, the cars or the people calling in?🤔
June 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The grammar is all over the place here. Who's being lit on fire, the cops, the cars or the people calling in?🤔
How interesting. Where in NYC can I find Bored Panda?🤪
June 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
How interesting. Where in NYC can I find Bored Panda?🤪
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I think we all know what kind of "tourists" are complaining🙄 Stay your tacky ass home if you don't like the sound of the coqui. PR doesn't want you🖕 These are the same fools who complain when it rains at Disney World.🙄
June 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I think we all know what kind of "tourists" are complaining🙄 Stay your tacky ass home if you don't like the sound of the coqui. PR doesn't want you🖕 These are the same fools who complain when it rains at Disney World.🙄
Yup, meanwhile how many times in recent years has there been a mass shooting and the "good guys with guns" are so terrified they actually forget they're carrying? Like, they want everyone to think they're badass but time and again they prove they aren't.🙄
June 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Yup, meanwhile how many times in recent years has there been a mass shooting and the "good guys with guns" are so terrified they actually forget they're carrying? Like, they want everyone to think they're badass but time and again they prove they aren't.🙄
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Perhaps if they stopped being Nazis. It didn't end well for most of them or their families in 1945 either.
June 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Perhaps if they stopped being Nazis. It didn't end well for most of them or their families in 1945 either.
The glaringly obvious issue here is that this bastard and those running ICE don't see immigrants as people, especially if they have brown or black skin. I can't tell you how much it warms my heart hearing about neighborhoods coming together to drive ICE away.😍🥰 🖕🧊
June 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The glaringly obvious issue here is that this bastard and those running ICE don't see immigrants as people, especially if they have brown or black skin. I can't tell you how much it warms my heart hearing about neighborhoods coming together to drive ICE away.😍🥰 🖕🧊
I'd be as respectful of him in death as he was in life.🖕😑 And what do you mean IF? As much as his crazed fans want to believe he's a god, the tangerine nightmare is, in fact, mortal.
June 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I'd be as respectful of him in death as he was in life.🖕😑 And what do you mean IF? As much as his crazed fans want to believe he's a god, the tangerine nightmare is, in fact, mortal.
So nobody EXCEPT ICE was actually breaking the law. Yt folks need to stand up and start fighting for their rights because the rest of us are busy preparing for the inevitable.
a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm not one for " i told you so " but
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June 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So nobody EXCEPT ICE was actually breaking the law. Yt folks need to stand up and start fighting for their rights because the rest of us are busy preparing for the inevitable.
I noticed there wasn't a single man in that office. Would they have been so aggressive if there was? I doubt it.
June 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I noticed there wasn't a single man in that office. Would they have been so aggressive if there was? I doubt it.
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Blue lives = Redcoats.
Facts: this is America, a country founded on cop killing.
"Against all enemies foreign & domestic" includes the President, Congress, the Supreme Court, & cops.
To be an American must swear an eternal hostility to tyranny & traitors.
They brought it upon themselves.
No mercy.
Facts: this is America, a country founded on cop killing.
"Against all enemies foreign & domestic" includes the President, Congress, the Supreme Court, & cops.
To be an American must swear an eternal hostility to tyranny & traitors.
They brought it upon themselves.
No mercy.
June 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Blue lives = Redcoats.
Facts: this is America, a country founded on cop killing.
"Against all enemies foreign & domestic" includes the President, Congress, the Supreme Court, & cops.
To be an American must swear an eternal hostility to tyranny & traitors.
They brought it upon themselves.
No mercy.
Facts: this is America, a country founded on cop killing.
"Against all enemies foreign & domestic" includes the President, Congress, the Supreme Court, & cops.
To be an American must swear an eternal hostility to tyranny & traitors.
They brought it upon themselves.
No mercy.