Miranda Johnson
@mstchick.bsky.social
Puerto Rican chef, crafter, and novelist from NJ. I love reading, writing, & crafting. FJL CF4L
Fave TV: Bob's Burgers, MST3K/Rifftrax, Abbot Elementary, Resident Alien.
Fave Movies: Moonstruck, Desk Set, How to Marry a Millionaire, & Encanto.
Fave TV: Bob's Burgers, MST3K/Rifftrax, Abbot Elementary, Resident Alien.
Fave Movies: Moonstruck, Desk Set, How to Marry a Millionaire, & Encanto.
I haven't watched a clip about this schmuck on loop since this one
March 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I haven't watched a clip about this schmuck on loop since this one
Some midweek funnies
February 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Some midweek funnies
In liquid form too.
February 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
In liquid form too.
When driving around in a green cybertruck doesn't make you feel special enough so you tag the damn thing for that dumpster in a dead mall parking lot aesthetic🙄 #cyberyuck #dumpsterchic
February 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
When driving around in a green cybertruck doesn't make you feel special enough so you tag the damn thing for that dumpster in a dead mall parking lot aesthetic🙄 #cyberyuck #dumpsterchic
I remember during dipshit's last term how produce were rotting in the fields because the migrants were gone. Ypipo don't learn.🤦♀️
January 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I remember during dipshit's last term how produce were rotting in the fields because the migrants were gone. Ypipo don't learn.🤦♀️
Tell me you at least have a pizza plant! Nobody likes a slacker.
January 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Tell me you at least have a pizza plant! Nobody likes a slacker.
Seriously. And it's not like he didn't do this last time either.🤦♀️
January 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Seriously. And it's not like he didn't do this last time either.🤦♀️
Working on some WWII inspired posters reminding folks to watch what they post online so not to endanger themselves or loved ones.
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Working on some WWII inspired posters reminding folks to watch what they post online so not to endanger themselves or loved ones.
Looks like 4 more years of either muting or changing the channel when he starts playing his invisible accordion at the podium. His voice makes me violent.
January 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Looks like 4 more years of either muting or changing the channel when he starts playing his invisible accordion at the podium. His voice makes me violent.
"Whoever came up with that bill needs to see a psychiatrist."
THE GIANT THUMB IS RIGHT!
THE GIANT THUMB IS RIGHT!
January 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"Whoever came up with that bill needs to see a psychiatrist."
THE GIANT THUMB IS RIGHT!
THE GIANT THUMB IS RIGHT!
Torrential downpour
January 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Torrential downpour
Exactly because it looks like he shook the other woman's hand after she took the book from him. May this dried up walnut of a man roast in the deepest darkest hottest part of hell when he's finally dragged off this mortal coil.
January 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Exactly because it looks like he shook the other woman's hand after she took the book from him. May this dried up walnut of a man roast in the deepest darkest hottest part of hell when he's finally dragged off this mortal coil.