MsTacoBelle
@mstacobelle.bsky.social
Menopausal
One time there was a Flying Spaghetti Monster but who doesn’t love a taco?
One time there was a Flying Spaghetti Monster but who doesn’t love a taco?
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MsTacoBelle
@mstacobelle.bsky.social
· Dec 5
I won’t be happy until men have no pockets at all
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Anyone know where I can get a pair of soft sole clogs?
Work is giving me a bunch of shit about the noise.
Work is giving me a bunch of shit about the noise.
December 17, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Anyone know where I can get a pair of soft sole clogs?
Work is giving me a bunch of shit about the noise.
Work is giving me a bunch of shit about the noise.
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Sorry I slapped your face, but you poked your head over the pillow wall.
December 17, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Sorry I slapped your face, but you poked your head over the pillow wall.
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Hahaha. No it’s fine. I was planning on joining the void anyway, thanks for leaving me shouting into it.
December 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Hahaha. No it’s fine. I was planning on joining the void anyway, thanks for leaving me shouting into it.
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(after sex)
Would you mind completing this brief survey?
Would you mind completing this brief survey?
December 18, 2024 at 1:26 AM
(after sex)
Would you mind completing this brief survey?
Would you mind completing this brief survey?
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them: have you seen any drones?
me: i haven’t had the chance to look up tbh
me: i haven’t had the chance to look up tbh
December 17, 2024 at 1:55 PM
them: have you seen any drones?
me: i haven’t had the chance to look up tbh
me: i haven’t had the chance to look up tbh
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Most popular Christmas gifts of 2024:
Faux wood decorative box made of real wood
Hasbro Connect 2
Burberry diva cup set
Your mom
Santa dreidel
Faux wood decorative box made of real wood
Hasbro Connect 2
Burberry diva cup set
Your mom
Santa dreidel
December 17, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Most popular Christmas gifts of 2024:
Faux wood decorative box made of real wood
Hasbro Connect 2
Burberry diva cup set
Your mom
Santa dreidel
Faux wood decorative box made of real wood
Hasbro Connect 2
Burberry diva cup set
Your mom
Santa dreidel
I’m I have to put my “good” sneakers on to bake cookies or my back hurts years old
December 14, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I’m I have to put my “good” sneakers on to bake cookies or my back hurts years old
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Always on the lookout for someone else to disappoint
December 7, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Always on the lookout for someone else to disappoint
The worst part of being in love is having to shave your legs in the winter. You lose a layer of warmth.
December 7, 2024 at 3:56 PM
The worst part of being in love is having to shave your legs in the winter. You lose a layer of warmth.
you’re a fun party girl and suddenly you wake up being 50, wearing flannel pj pants, crafting orange slice garlands while snuggling your cat
December 7, 2024 at 3:20 AM
you’re a fun party girl and suddenly you wake up being 50, wearing flannel pj pants, crafting orange slice garlands while snuggling your cat
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Just found out my wife is pregnant.
Considering we haven’t had sex in two years, we’ve decided to name him Jesus
Considering we haven’t had sex in two years, we’ve decided to name him Jesus
December 5, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Just found out my wife is pregnant.
Considering we haven’t had sex in two years, we’ve decided to name him Jesus
Considering we haven’t had sex in two years, we’ve decided to name him Jesus
I won’t be happy until men have no pockets at all
December 5, 2024 at 2:18 PM
I won’t be happy until men have no pockets at all
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Not all heroes wear capes.
Some are draped with meatballs and provolone.
Some are draped with meatballs and provolone.
December 3, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
Some are draped with meatballs and provolone.
Some are draped with meatballs and provolone.
Have you eaten a vegetable lately?
December 3, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Have you eaten a vegetable lately?
That dark pit of nothing in your stomach that is Monday
December 2, 2024 at 7:58 PM
That dark pit of nothing in your stomach that is Monday
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I've been doing these kegels for years, and yet to notice a change in my pelvic floor.
December 2, 2024 at 4:11 AM
I've been doing these kegels for years, and yet to notice a change in my pelvic floor.
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My wife just replaced every hanger in the house with felt hangers...and I didn’t say shit.
I saw “Mommie Dearest”.
I saw “Mommie Dearest”.
December 2, 2024 at 1:39 AM
My wife just replaced every hanger in the house with felt hangers...and I didn’t say shit.
I saw “Mommie Dearest”.
I saw “Mommie Dearest”.
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An Everlasting Gobstopper but it’s crab rangoon
September 19, 2023 at 11:19 PM
An Everlasting Gobstopper but it’s crab rangoon
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Dad are we half way there yet?
~ Jon Bon Jovi’s kid probably
~ Jon Bon Jovi’s kid probably
November 30, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Dad are we half way there yet?
~ Jon Bon Jovi’s kid probably
~ Jon Bon Jovi’s kid probably
*dips toes in. I think I forgot how to do this.
December 2, 2024 at 1:22 AM
*dips toes in. I think I forgot how to do this.