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MSSalleForth
@mssalleforth.bsky.social
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Stuff I do: Edit, write, excitedly auntie. Vegetables. Whole grains. Je suis. Je lis. Always planning for better. Slow to music. Trains, not planes.

I am from Mississippi, USA, ffs.
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Xenomorph popping out of an Operation game while Ripley comes in with the loader tweezers
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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You can make DDG your default browser on an iPhone.
On an iPhone, go to Settings > Search and click the Search Engine option to change the default engine to Duck Duck Go if you need a VPN service.
August 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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I said your hot-shit take is hateful.

Reconstruction was prematurely ended so Dems could have the Presidency, abandoning Southern states to un-prosecuted, unrepentant traitors & their still-powerful heirs.

Mississippi is the Blackest US state but you’d smugly fuck over all MSians to be “right.”🖕🏻
For the visually inspired: A gif from Broad City. Abbi and Iliana are using their middle fingers to make themselves smile at a man after he told them to smile. For the reading-comprehension challenged OP: Go fuck yourself, shitdick.
June 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Best output of the era imo is still #gywo.

www.mnftiu.cc/category/gyw...
12/2/08 get your war on 81 - #1 Clip Art comic strip. First panel is a man in a shirt and tie sitting in front of a computer and talking on a desk phone, saying, “So it's official: We entered a recession last December.” Second panel: Another man in a shirt and tie standing up and talking on a phone, saying, “Dammit, and by the time we realized it, Alan Greenspan was laughing at us from his mansion on the moon!” Third panel: The first man replying, “Isn't it weird that when George W. Bush leaves office, he'll still be rich? That makes me think God takes a lot of naps.”
June 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Original post deleted, but here’s the image.
Horrible white men and one horrible white woman in suits seated around a table and looking at Elon Musk who is standing and talking. Trumpty Dumpty is the only one not paying attention; he’s looking at his crotch.
February 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lector standing over a wooden cutting board and cutting meat with a fine piece of cutlery in Hannibal’s beautiful kitchen. A cartoon quote bubble is coming from his mouth and opening to the skeet below this one, which is from a guy who likes to cook and reads: Cutlery excites me.
January 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Leaked photo of Hell is going viral in Heaven.
Thousands of people crowding around a parade in a street that looks like Chicago. In the forefront, behind a line of horn and tuba players, is a float with women wearing lederhosen and dancing around a man wearing jeans, a white t-shirt, and a leopard print vest. He is singing into a microphone, probably a Beatles’ cover of “Twist and Shout.” It is definitely a photo smuggled from Hell, perhaps by a demigod or cursed woman, and not a scene from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
January 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
Jack, Chrissie, and Janet from Three’s Company. Jack is wearing a box and a goofy grin while the two women look on in amusement.
December 25, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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Santa Rabies
Screenshot of a skeet by @philjamesson: “what the fuck was that just now on my roof” above a skeet from @possumeveryhour which is a photo of a possum on a black shingled roof.
December 25, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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Happy Friday the 13th to all, but especially to our void lovelies.
All-black Richard Cat sitting up straight and looking into the distance with his yellow eyes. Behind him is bookshelves and a TV lighting the room.
December 14, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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Been a while since I’ve reminded everyone this comic was awesome then and, unfortunately, is still relevant now.
www.mnftiu.cc/2004/08/26/w...
“Get Your War On” 8/26/2004 clip art comic. Frame 1/3 is a Black man in a shirt and tie, on the phone, and sitting in front of a computer. He says: I’m scared. I think Bush is going to win the election. Damnit. Frame 2/3 is a white man in a shirt and striped tie, on the phone saying: Look on the bright side—if George W. Bush wins the election, it just proves that no one can be held responsible for anything. Not even the president. Frame 3/3 is the Black man saying: I just want to see him be held responsible for one thing. I’d settle for a candy wrapper dropped on the White House lawn at this point. Just to let me know it’s still possible. http://www.mnftiu.cc/2004/08/26/war39-5/
November 30, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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youtu.be/6eneRB5z1XM
November 27, 2024 at 1:05 PM