Omni
@msommerer.bsky.social
Teacher in exile, father, husband, mathematician, poet, thinker, and storyteller.
Her three PAC's? The ones that contributed less than a third of a percent of her fundraising for the 2024 cycle? As for military experience and foreign policy, she has nearly as much as Obama had in '08. You're right, it matters, as much now as it did then.
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Her three PAC's? The ones that contributed less than a third of a percent of her fundraising for the 2024 cycle? As for military experience and foreign policy, she has nearly as much as Obama had in '08. You're right, it matters, as much now as it did then.
"I committed a morally reprehensible and patently felonious crime, but I think I was being reasonable, so you're all wrong for being upset at me."
You Onion folks have a gift for humor, clairvoyance, or both.
You Onion folks have a gift for humor, clairvoyance, or both.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
"I committed a morally reprehensible and patently felonious crime, but I think I was being reasonable, so you're all wrong for being upset at me."
You Onion folks have a gift for humor, clairvoyance, or both.
You Onion folks have a gift for humor, clairvoyance, or both.
She is coming for her own and you best believe she’s gonna get it. (Twist: she doesn't get it)
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
She is coming for her own and you best believe she’s gonna get it. (Twist: she doesn't get it)
Life is terrible but also achingly beautiful and also there are angels.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Life is terrible but also achingly beautiful and also there are angels.
Getting the gang back together for one final heist.
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Getting the gang back together for one final heist.
Navigating the relationship between harm and humor is the wages of any good joke. And also sometimes I'm just dumb and its recognition issue.
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Navigating the relationship between harm and humor is the wages of any good joke. And also sometimes I'm just dumb and its recognition issue.
Man, @theonion.com is always spot on with these headlines.
October 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Man, @theonion.com is always spot on with these headlines.
They ignore the both the spirit and the letter.
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
They ignore the both the spirit and the letter.
My favorite time of year.
October 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My favorite time of year.
I've got half a handlebar mustache and a neurologist appointment today.
Question: is a #MathCoffeeSelfie technically a coffee mug?
Question: is a #MathCoffeeSelfie technically a coffee mug?
September 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I've got half a handlebar mustache and a neurologist appointment today.
Question: is a #MathCoffeeSelfie technically a coffee mug?
Question: is a #MathCoffeeSelfie technically a coffee mug?
They'll say something about "woke," and genuinely believe their argument has substance.
September 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
They'll say something about "woke," and genuinely believe their argument has substance.
The fatal flaw is that this system of political regulation sounds a lot like policy, so the politicians themselves would be in charge (or take charge) of regulating themselves, which they already do. When they as a class believe themselves above us and independent of us, there is but one regulator:
September 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The fatal flaw is that this system of political regulation sounds a lot like policy, so the politicians themselves would be in charge (or take charge) of regulating themselves, which they already do. When they as a class believe themselves above us and independent of us, there is but one regulator:
(Somebody definitely got a better shot, though.)
September 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
(Somebody definitely got a better shot, though.)
I saw it too. An omen, for good and for ill.
September 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I saw it too. An omen, for good and for ill.
It is sometimes called 'tactical frivolity.' Sometimes humor is what gives us the courage, and the power, to disarm a vicious narrative.
September 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It is sometimes called 'tactical frivolity.' Sometimes humor is what gives us the courage, and the power, to disarm a vicious narrative.
"The ocean kills millions of people per period of time."
-Zach Reino
-Zach Reino
September 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"The ocean kills millions of people per period of time."
-Zach Reino
-Zach Reino
I've always wanted to do the same, when I'd watch the full moonrise.
September 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I've always wanted to do the same, when I'd watch the full moonrise.
